James E Cornette
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WCW Great American Bash - July 29, 2007(“It All Ends Tonight” by All American Rejects plays as the explosion of red, white & blue Kurt Angle-like pyro explodes as the show begins with the announcers of the invasion are shown)
Mike Tenay: It’s the free-per-view that not only expresses the independence of our fair continent but will express the independence of either Myspace Wrestling Coalition or World Coalition Wrestling. Representing MWC, I’m Mike Tenay with Bobby “The Brain” Hennan
Bobby Hennan: Iron Mike, this is we’re all the chips are on the table we’re we separate the Joey Styles from the men…this for all the marbles…. Who will have e-federation supremacy?
Tenay: With us are our counterparts, Joey Styles & Tazz
Joey Styles: It’s now or never as these two brands come head-to-head in a clash of internet wrestling federation giants on the Independence Extravaganza known as the Great American Bash. Representing World Coalition Wrestling, two MEN who have never turn their back on any brand…
Tazz: I don’t know about that…
Styles: …Joey Styles & one of the first ever ECW Triple Crown Champion Tazz
Tazz: Thanks Joey. And, hey, Bobby, I would think twice what you say about ECW buddy. We revolutionized hardcore wrestling that was once led by me. Triple Crown buddy, which means former Tag Team, Television & World Heavyweight champion… what have you done?
Tenay: (who cuts Hennan off before talking) Hey, we settle this tonight but let them settle it in the ring and we will see who will be the last brand standing
(“This Fire Burns” plays and the WCW X Division Champion makes his way down the ramp)
Scott Hudson: Representing WCW, the WCW X Division Champion CM Punk!
Tazz: Ha, now talk about an ECW rep in WCW, CM Punk is the straightedge superstar with all the tools you need to be a champion
Tenay: Your right Tazz, CM Punk has built himself a credible career on his way up to the big show here in a major promotion
Styles: A former alumnus of the Ring of Honor independent promotion, CM Punk has made a statement as a bonafide superstar who may be the future of wrestling
Hennan: Straightedge? What the hell is that suppose to mean? Cause all I see is what he should call himself… a tattooed-clad, pierced-up punk
Styles: Hey Mike, how do you work with him?
Tenay: Its called experience
(“2Extreme” plays as the MWC Light Heavyweight Cruiserweight Champion come out)
Finkel: Represeting MWC (As his pyro goes off) he is the MWC Light-heavyweight & MWC Cruisierweight Champion, Jeff Hardy!
Tenay: An amazing win this man, Jeff Hardy, pulled off 2 weeks ago which crowned him a double champion
Hennan: Two titles are better than one but once he wins this match tonight I’m pretty sure that title will be much more sweeter
Styles: So I’m guessing your saying you think Jeff is going to win… but wait isn’t his nickname Mr. Extreme?
Tazz: Yeah, isn’t he?
Hennan: Whatever.
(“I Am” plays and the cocky Phenom makes his way to the ring)
Howard Finkel: Introducing former WCW X Division Champion, representing MWC, The Phenomenal AJ Styles!
Tenay: And here’s the man who jumped ship and became a big part of MWC’s triumphant return to glory especially when he brought the X Division title with him
Hennan: A man who’s actually won a heavyweight title… and he would still be X Division champion until CM ass here stole it back from him
Styles: What is your complex with stealing? Must I repeat you’re the ones with Cryme Tyme on your brand?
Tazz: He has a point… they’re known felons
Hennan: Shut up
(“Eye of The Tiger” plays as everyone cheer for the international star)
Husdon: Representing WCW, the international superstar, Tiger Mask!
Tazz: Here’s the guy who came up with this idea to throw everyone in the ring and have at it
Hennan: Why couldn’t he just make it easier and have a one-on-one match? I swear these WCW guys ain’t smart
Styles: That’s nothing compared to what I can say about MWC wrestlers
(“Indian Flutes” plays and out comes the ECW Original with a arena shaking applause)
Finkel: Representing MWC, he is the (as the crowd says it along with him) homicidal… suicidal… death-defying… hardcore legend from Bombay, India! SAAABBUUU!
Tazz: (stands and applauds) Yeah baby, now this is what I call an Original…
Styles: MWC’s last representative is no other than the former ECW World & TV Champion, Sabu
Hennan: Don’t like him either but I like him a lot more than anyone on WCW
Tazz: You know what… don’t get choked out, Hennan
Hennan: You wanna hear from my lawyer too?
(And finally the old Ka-en-ti music plays and another former ECW Original comes out)
Hudson: And finally from Osaka, Japan, representing WCW… he is Tajiri!
(In the ring)
Husdon: Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the Great American Bash brought to you by WCW
Finkel: And MWC. The first match of the evening is the Ladder match for the new title for either the Cruiserweight or X Division
Hudson: The first one to retrieve the case that’s holding the belt by climbing the ladder to above the ring and bring it down will be the winner
Finkel: The only way to win is to bring down the briefcase
Title in A Case Ladder Match
WCW X Division Champion CM Punk vs. MWC Cruiserweight Champion Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles vs. Sabu vs. Tiger Mask vs. Tajiri
(The match is going to a back and forth motion between people climbing the ladder and those who are trying to knock the person off. No one person has the advantage but as the match continues, superstars begin to take higher risk.)
Tenay: As CM Punk & Jeff Hardy are fighting it out outside… Sabu, Tiger Mask, Tajiri & AJ Styles are inside…but Sabu is in the ring with the chair… and chair shot to Tajiri and he gets knocked to the outside…and he’s fighting with Tiger Mask as he’s trying to take the chair away
Hennan: Move kid, Sabu is too dangerous for you
Styles: Too late, chair shot to Tiger Mask… and AJ Styles is waiting for a springboard…there’s the springboard & Sabu tosses the chair right into AJ’s face!
Tazz: Now he’s setting up for the Triple Jump Moonsault but AJ’s face is busted open bad…look out!
Styles: Body Splash and Sabu crashes to the outside on top of Punk & Jeff Hardy…
Tazz: And here comes Bobby’s friends for AJ Styles… he may have a broken nose after that hard chair shot… as we see the replay (replay shown of Sabu tossing the chair right into AJ’s face) and the echo of the chair against his face sounded like a gunshot
Hennan: One, there not my friends and two, you would know about a gun shot wouldn’t you
Tazz: (As Tiger Mask is in the ring setting up the ladder) You damn right I do, Hennan. You wouldn’t survive 10 minutes in Brooklyn!
(Tiger Mask continues to set-up the ladder & begins to climb… out of no where, Tajiri gets up, and goes to the apron and springboards on to the other side of the ladder and both men begin the climb to the title. Tajiri & Tiger Mask trade hands at the top of the ladder some 30 feet in the air. Back & forth, Tajiri trying his best to also kick Tiger Mask at the same time but Tiger Mask blocks it and rams Tajiri’s head into the top of the ladder. With Tajiri’s head still down, Tiger Mask hooks his arm and as Sabu, Jeff Hardy & CM Punk get up they watch…)
Styles: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Tiger Driver from the top of the ladder! And Tajiri & Tiger Mask are knocked out
Tenay: CM Punk is slowly making his way back in the ring now and… he’s followed behind Sabu… and now they trade right hands… Sabu off the ropes and lands a Low Dropkick …off the ropes again and Sabu attempting a Swinging DDT and Punk lifts him up to counter… and there spinning in circles
Tazz: Making me dizzy
Tenay: And Punk finally lands a Northern Lights Suplex… Sabu slow to get up, Punk runs and (*smack*) wow did you hear that? And Sabu is down after that hard Shining Wizard
Hennan: Talk about taking a man’s head off
Styles: And Punk now deciding to go for the ladder and take his title…but Jeff Hardy off the top….Senton Bomb connects to Sabu… and Jeff gets up and goes after CM Punk… and now there trading hands and the breifcase is one extra step away
Tazz: 30 feet in the air is too high for my blood but that’s the will to win the title
Tenay: And now Jeff steps up…shot to the gut by Punk and he steps up and a shot by Jeff and Jeff grabs Punk… is he attempting a Twist of Fate?
Hennan: Sure looks like it…
Styles: And Tiger Mask & Tajiri are getting up… and Jeff yells out to the crowd…And Punk holds on and Jeff just tosses himself off the ladder and crashes into Tiger Mask & Tajiri…Punk gets up and he has the case and it’s over
Winner – CM Punk
Time – 18: 25
Husdon: You winner and new (CM Punk opens the case a reveals the new X Division title) X Division Champion CM Punk!
Styles: CM Punk has done it! He has won the X Division title and secured a title run in whichever company wins tonight
Hennnan: We have a lot of challengers in MWC … he may not last long
Tazz: What makes you so sure your going to win?
(Backstage in Cornette’s Office, Jim Cornette is talking with So Cal Val)
Jim Cornette: So Cal, what do you plan to do if WCW loses?
So Cal Val: I don’t know but I pray we don’t… you’ve been a great boss, Mr. Cornette
Cornette: At least someone appreciates it…
(A familiar powerhouse walks in Cornette’s office)
Cornette: Oh my god… Bobby Lashley?
Bobby Lashley: (As you hear the crowd cheers) Hey, so this is the new WCW?
Cornette: We’ll we’re in the middle of a war right now Bobby, so it’s not all WCW
Lashley: I’ve watched, I know Russo is around here somewhere. I’m actually here to try and perform tonight
Cornette: Well, the card’s booked
Lashley: Not the whole card…Christopher Daniels… I heard he wasn’t seen from for a while since Kane was announced the new TV Champion
Cornette: Know anything about it?
Lashley: Overseas work, during my time in WWE I was taught that the life of an independent superstar is great but when you trying to report back to the states… you get stuck out there
Cornette: So you’re saying?
Lashley: It’s obvious he won’t make it back here…Let me stand in for him Jim. He’s not coming back… and you need someone to stand in… I don’t care if it’s for MWC or WCW I just wanna wrestle…choose me to take that spot
Cornette: I can do that from my own roster
Lashley: But who else can say they’ll do anything to do it…I wanna be a champion again
Cornette: Let me get back to you
(The Coaltion Enforcers walk in holding the WCW titles)
Kenny Dykstra: You wanted to see us boss? Hey Bobby, congrats with ECW
Lashley: Thanks
Cornette: Sure did. Listen, I need you guys to make sure you give it your best.
Chris Sabin: Are you saying that since we’re going up against a team with 7 World title wins under their belt
Kenny Dykstra: And 4 World tag team titles previously won…
Chris Sabin: That one is an Olympic hero…
Kenny Dykstra: The other is an animal…
Cornette: Yes, mainly because we’re going into this match as the highest rated underdogs in wrestling history… just be very careful boys. You have no idea what you may be going up against
Dykstra: No worries boss, we’re prepared. We’ve teamed before, they haven’t
Sabin: Yep, yep… We call that an advantage.
(They leave)
Lashley: God, help them…
Cornette: So Cal, order two coffins for my bodyguards please
So Cal: Coffins… got it
(In the arena)
Finkel: The next match is to unify the MWC Tag Team & WCW World Tag Team Championships
Hudson: Introducing first…
(“Hail Sabin/Heart Shaped Box” plays and the Enforcers make their way to the ring)
Hudson: They are Jim Cornette’s personal security & the current WCW World Tag Team Champions, Kenny Dykstra & Chris Sabin… The Coalition Enforcers!
Styles: Cornette’s young tag team security is ready to defend those titles tonight with their heads held high
Hennan: And in a minute their heads are going to be on a chopping block courtesy of Kurt Angle and Batista
Tazz: I still can’t believe Angle pulled that one off… to choose the Animal of all people
Tenay: Have they teamed in WWE before?
Tazz: Not that I know of? Ya think they’ll work well together?
Styles: I guess we’re about to find out…
(With a beginning of the “American Hero- ECW Remix” and the rest of the song playing “I Walk Alone” the new superpowers make their way out)
Finkel: And from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the American Hero… and from Washington, DC, the Animal… they are the MWC Tag Team Champions Kurt Angle & Batista…the American Born Animals!
Hennan: (laughing) You guys are going to lose…
Tazz: How can you be so sure?
Hennan: Between them they have 7 World titles, 4 tag team title reigns, a WWE Royal Rumble win, 2 gold medals, a King of the Ring win… shall I continue?
Tazz & Styles: No…
The Tornado Tag Greatest Tag Team Of All-Time Championship Match
MWC Tag Team Champions American Born Animals vs. WCW World Tag Team Champions The Coalition Enforcers
Tenay: And Sabin & Kenny immediately go after Angle & Batista… these kids are seemingly fighting for their lives
Styles: Both men off the ropes… Double Crossbody and Batista tosses Sabin outside the ring with a Fallway Slam as Angle lands a hard Forward Body Slam
Tazz: I hope Cornette is ready to call the EMT’s…hey Bobby, how comfortable is that ride to the hospital?
Hennan: Hey Tazz, shut the hell up
Styles: Angle goes out the ring and is beating down Chris Sabin in front of us… And Batista is assaulting Dykstra with those stomps…and now Batista, mounting Kenny, and those devastating shots to the face…they look like a tag team possessed
Tenay: Angle picks up Sabin… tries to Irish Whips him to the steps but it’s a reversal and Angle tastes steel as Batista picks up Dykstra… and is carrying around the ring…and slamming him down into Repeated Backbreakers… lifts him up for a Military Press
Styles: But here comes Sabin… and a Missile Dropkick to Batista’s face and… I can’t believe I’m saying this but Sabin & Dykstra have the upper hand!
Tazz: Let’s see if they keep it… nice Double Dropkicks to Batista’s legs to keep him grounded
Styles: And Kenny off the ropes… and lands a Dropkick which pushes Batista into the corner… and Kenny picks Batista up and is setting him up in the corner for a Tree of Woe, possibly for Sabin’s special
Tenay: Here comes Sabin… Feint Dropkick to Batista’s face by Sabin… and he pulls him toward the middle of the ring… Kenny is to the top and it may time for that patent Guillotine Leg Drop…
Hennan: and the American Hero saves the day
Tenay: Kenny is shoved off the top rope on to the concrete by Angle…Angle now trading shots with Sabin but Angle is getting the upper hand… toss of the ropes… Sabin tries to counter with Running Heel Kick but Angle catches his foot, turns it, into a Release German Suplex
Tazz: Like my boys in Brooklyn say, he just got folded
Styles: And Angle does the thumbs up… thumbs down with Batista and you know what that means
Hennan: Later enforcers
Tenay: Look at Kenny… off the top rope with a Crossbody as Kenny tries to save his partner but Batista catches him… he’s up… Batista Bomb to Kenny!
Styles: And Sabin is up…misses a punch and Olympic Slam by Angle!… the pin…1…2…3…and the win
Hennan: We did it… that’s our boys!
Winner – 8:04
Time – American Born Animals
Hudson: Your winners of the match and the new Undisputed World Tag Team Champions, Kurt Angle & Batista… the American Born Animals!
Hennan: MWC at its best right their gentlemen…
Tazz: Bobby, isn’t time for you meds you old bastard?
Hennan: You wanna test me, looney toon?
Styles: Hold your old folk’s home patient, Tenay…
(Backstage, Vince Russo & Maria are talking)
Vince Russo: Maria, do you think we have a good chance of winning?
Maria: Hmm, well, Iceman seems prepared… he’s locked in his locker room and the sign on it says “Preparing for the Fight of My Life”
Russo: Really? That kid is right… it’s the fight for all of our lives
(Lashley walks in as Russo looks up and amazed)
Russo: When I heard another WWE superstar was here I thought Christian Cage came back (crowd laughs)
Lashley: I’ll make this short & sweet, let me wrestle Kane tonight
Russo: What are you up to, Lashley? You’re not in good standings with any federations with your antics & sneakiness
Lashley: I’m good this time, honest.
Russo: Let me talk to Cornette and we will let you know
Lashley: I’ll be around
Russo: MWC’s resident monster is no pushover you know…
(As Lashley leaves, Elijah Burke walks in carrying the MWC Underground Hardcore title)
Elijah Burke: Mr. Russo, I just wanted to shake your hand
Russo: (as he shakes his hand) Ok… why?
Burke: Just in case I get killed, I wanna say it was a pleasure working with you and joining in the fight for MWC’s supremacy
Russo: Your not going to die. Possibly get your ass kicked but not die…
Burke: I know… but it was good to hold a title for a change in my career
Russo: I’m glad you got the chance to wear it as a MWC superstar… good luck tonight
Burke: Thanks
Russo: (As he leaves) He’s going to need it
Maria: Umm hmm
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(“Enter Sandman” plays as the crowd is going crazy, the camera finds Sandman in the nose bleed section)
Finkel: This match is an Anything Goes match for the Hardcore Championship…
Hudson: Introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the former ECW World Champion, the “Hardcore Icon”… The Sandman!
Hennan: He’s lucky I dropped the charges on his ass
Tazz: Why did you drop the charges?
Hennan: No comment
Tenay: Oh, he told me. It was because the court ruled his attack was initiated by his own actions and the only thing they could give Sandman was a fine.
Hennan: (as Styles & Tazz laughs) Thanks, Mike.
(“Don’t Waste My Time” plays as Elijah Burke comes out to the stage with a lead pipe)
Finkel: From Jacksonville, Florida, he is the MWC Hardcore Champion… Elijah Burke!
Styles: The self-proclaimed ECW original went to bat for the next two men and actually showed you up Bobby
Hennan: Who cares! This kid has all the potential in the world I have no idea why he even defends that piece of crap title
Tazz: Its called being hardcore. Must I remind you he’s put Kevin Thorn through a table, smacked Shane McMahon & Cactus Jack with a chair & even went toe-to-toe with The Sandman… That’s the heart of a Hardcore champion in my book… and besides that title originated in MWC…
(“Nails & Thumbtacks” plays as the Extreme Icon comes out with a shopping card of weapons)
Hudson: And from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, the Extreme Icon… Cactus Jack!
Tazz: Now this is what I call a Hardcore match… stop signs, crutches, lead pipes, Singapore canes…all we need is a kitchen sink
Styles: Don’t say that Tazz. Someone will find one.
Hennan: Here comes my least favorite match of the night
Tenay: It’s the unifying match for the hardcore title… ECW was the home of extreme wrestling, so Bobby & me are going to let you two do this match
Tazz: Thanks, Mike
Styles: Thanks a lot…Bobby
Hennan: Yeah, you’re welcome
Anything Goes Undisputed Hardcore Championship Match
Sandman vs. Elijah Burke vs. Cactus Jack
(All three men are going all out for the Hardcore title especially new entrant Sandman…Sandman has landed Singapore Cane shot to Elijah Burke & Cactus Jack several times. Cactus Jack has opened up Elijah with the stop sign he brought to the ring. Elijah, finally being able to get an upper hand, begins to work on Sandman’s legs with the lead pipe as he’s already laid out Jack with it)
Styles: Cactus Jack is motionless and Sandman is literally getting beat with that pipe by Burke… and the blood is trickling down his face as the MWC Hardcore champion continues the punishment
Tazz: Very bloody match here… I think Elijah is going to try and beat Catcus Jack with it now
Styles: Jack not even moving an inch and…HELLO! Kick to the groin by Cactus Jack to Burke… and he’s back up with steel chair in hand… lays it down and Double Arm DDT to the chair…Sandman, limping now, walks over to Cactus Jack…and they’re shaking hands?
Tazz: It’s called the pact between legends…
Styles: Sandman now goes under the ring and is pulling out a table… and he’s bringing in the other stop sign…Catcus is still wailing on Elijah who’s laid out on the mat covered in blood
Tazz: Sandman & Cactus Jack teaming up shows you the respect between these two icon to work together a eliminate the weaker man…
Styles: Sandman sets the stop sign in the corner on top of the turnbuckle and he’s holding the unfolded chair…what the hell are they doing?
Tazz: We’re about to find out…
Styles: Cactus Jack picks up Burke…tosses him towards the corner… and right into the turnbuckle as the stop sign flips up and smacks Elijah right in the head! …And he begins to teeter backwards… Sandman puts the chair down… and Elijah Burke’s head crashes into the open chair and I think Elijah is out cold…he’s literally not moving…
Tazz: Sandman goes for the cover but Cactus Jack pulls him off and now there arguing
Styles: As Burke still hasn’t moved an inch…these two men are… and they begin to go back and forth…Sandman throws Cactus off the ropes…picks up his cane but swings and misses…Cactus Jack off the rebound…and catches Sandman right into the Double Arm DDT into the stop sign on the mat…here’s the cover…and it’s over
Winner – Cactus Jack
Time – 13:22
Hudson: Your winner and the new Undisputed Hardcore Champion…Cactus Jack
Styles: What a great match between these three as the EMT’s have come for Elijah Burke who may have a concussion after those double shots to the head
Tazz: And it wasn’t completely the stop sign as much as it was the chair to the back of the head, which I think it knocked him out cold
Styles: Let’s hope he will do better…
(Ad plays for the new MWC & WCW Merchandise in stores including New Blood Rising on DVD)
Finkel: Your next match of the evening is to decide the first ever Intercontinental champion
Hudson: Introducing first…
(Fire explodes as “Slow Chemical” begins and the TV Champion begins to walk down the ramp)
Finkel: Representing MWC, he is the Television Champion, Kane!
Tazz: I wonder what Cornette & Russo plan to do
Styles: Who knows but they better decide quick
Hennan: I see a forfeit already
(The arena becomes very quiet)
Hennan: I smell a forfeit
(Suddenly “Unstoppable” plays and the Dominator walks through the curtain and lets off the pyro as he walsk through it and gets the crowd to their feetrs)
Hudson: And from Colorado Springs, Colorado… representing WWE, he is the former WWE US Champion & ECW World Champion…Bobby Lashley!
Tenay: Here comes the young dominant former ECW Champ, Bobby Lashley
Tazz: It’s great to see Bobby Lashley here tonight…feels like home for me being that Bobby Lashley was the ECW Champ for so long
Hennan: You believe this guy? Stuck overseas? Yeah right, Daniels is never late for a match, which means he has something to do with it…
Styles: Well whatever happen, Lashley has capitalize on it… let’s see if he can pull out a win tonight
Intercontinental Championship Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Kane
(Kane is overpowering the much over hyper Lashley, using every move imaginable to contain the dominant superstar. Lashley has gone after Kane’s legs and has weaken the Big Red Machine but Kane looks to continue to go on the offensive as Lashley is looking for an opening in Kane’s arsenal)
Styles: Lashley comes off the ropes… and rolls out the way of the Big Boot by Kane… turns around and lands a Dropkick to his knees
Tazz: Nice Dropkick by the big man
Hennan: Down to one knee…
Styles: Off the ropes and attacks the same knee again… off the ropes again and this time he hits the other knee… and Kane is down to BOTH knees
Tenay: Off the ropes again… and Lashley lands a Running T-Bone Suplex
Tazz: Beautiful chain of wrestling moves to bring down Kane by Bobby Lashley …
Hennan: For long is that going to work?
Tenay: Lashley with Kane’s arm in hand…wraps him legs around Kane’s head, beautiful Headscissors Armbar by Bobby Lashley slowing the big man down
Hennan: How long is this really going to last?
Tenay: Not long as Kane is trying to get up… and he’s getting up holding Bobby Lashley with him!
Tazz: That’s amazing how Kane is lifting this 275 pound man with one arm
Hennan: I smell Intercontinental win right here
Styles: Kane has him and slams him down… but grabs his neck…
Hennan: Chokeslam time!
Tazz: He just bit Kane! Lashley bites Kane in the hand!
Styles: That was resourceful… And Bobby Lashley goes for the legs again and Kane is down once more on his hands and knees… and Lashley backs up and is calling for Kane to get up
Hennan: What the hell is he doing now?
Tazz: Spear time…
Tenay: He hits it! Spear by Lashley! …but wait he’s no going for the pin?
Styles: No! Lashley picks up Kane… and he’s signaling to the crowd that this is the end…
Tenay: He’s up… It may be… And it is! He lands it!…the Doimnator… and Kane was just driven to the mat by Bobby Lashley and I think Kane is out…1…2…3… and that’s it
Winner – Bobby Lashley
Time: 10:10
Hudson: Your winner and the new Intercontinental Champion… Bobby Lashley rt!
Styles: He actually did it…wait a minute look at the US Champion coming down to the ring
Hennan: I told you he was up to something…
Tenay: And Bobby Lashley runs out as the US Champion tries to come in…whatever he did he postponed the champion to miss his match…
Tazz: And whatever it was it was long enough to wrestle this matchg & win the title
Styles: Will these two meet again so Daniels can get his payback?
Hennan: (As Bobby Lashley is holding the belt laughing at the Fallen Angel) That was suppose to be the Fallen Angel’s giant to slay not bodybuilding freak
Tazz: (As Daniels is wearing the US title, pissed in the ring) Lashley’s the champ now…nothing we can do about it
(Public service announcement)
The superstars of World Coalition Wrestling & Myspace Wrestling Coalition are all trained professionals and have trained for years to get we’re they are today. So please leave it up to the professionals and please don’t try this at home.
(Finkel is seen in the ring)
Finkel: It’s now time for the Immunity Match between MWC & WCW Superstars
Hudson: This is an over-the-top-rope match with the winner getting a guaranteed contract after tonight’s event
Finkel: Due to their injuries, both Chris Jericho & Finlay will not compete tonight in this match. Jim Cornette & Vince Russo have both agreed to guarantee Finlay a contract as Chris Jericho, who is planning to return to a WWE ring has left.
(The crowd cheers)
Finkel: Introducing first the superstars representing MWC…
(“Line In the Sand” begins to play)
Finkel: Shad Gaspard & JTG of Cryme Tyme, Kevin Thorn, Jack Evans, Booker T & The Game… Triple H
Tenay: We have a nice assortment of stars here, who do you have pulling this one out, Bobby?
Hennan: I’m looking for either Triple H or possibly Booker T pulling this one for MWC
Hudson: Representing WCW…
(“Nitro & Thunder Remix” plays)
Hudson: Homicide & Hernandez of LAX, Big Daddy V, Rey Mysterio, Mr. Kennedy & The Legend Killer… Randy Orton
Styles: Who do you have in this one, Tazz?
Tazz: Well, if we’re talking about someone who will do anything to win it will have to be the Legend Killer, Randy Orton but Big Daddy V is going to be one tough customer to eliminate
Immunity Battle Royale Featuring MWC & WCW Superstars Cryme Tyme, Kevin Thorn, Jack Evans, Booker T, Triple H, LAX, Big Daddy V, Rey Mysterio, Mr. Kennedy & Randy Orton
Tenay: This should be an interesting match as all the superstars go after one another here…
Tazz: Don’t be surprise if you see some WCW guys go after one another
Hennan: Or MWC guys ganging up on those same WCW guys… we have unity over here
Styles: Oh really? So why did Booker T just throw out JTG from Cryme Tyme?
Hennan: He owed him money?…
Tenay: As this match continues, you see everyone is trying to get Big Daddy V out of the ring and that’s a lot man to move… and he shoves everyone off of him…and Triple H & Orton are going at it in the corner as the King of Kings is trying to throw Orton over but Orton has wrapped his foot around the second rope
Styles: But look at Shad & Hernandez going at it… the big men of the match are exchanging blows and look out for Rey Mysterio… coming off the ropes… and both men lift him in the air and toss him over…
Hennan: One less WCW guy the better
Styles: And now Jack Evans & Kevin Thorn are getting into it… and Evans is the smaller man here as Thorn tosses him off the ropes… and Thorn just tossed him over his head but Evans hangs on to the apron…Evans slides between Thorn’s legs back in the ring and hits Dropsault sending Thorn over the outside
Tazz: And look at the big men trying to toss Big Daddy V over but that’s looking more & more impossible
Tenay: That’s a very large man trying to toss over… and V tosses them all back… and V slamming his chest now in accomplishment… and he’s telling them to bring it on
Tazz: Are we about to see MWC & WCW work together?
Hennan: They better not…
Styles: And they are as there beating on Big Daddy V… and Kennedy pushes everyone back…and a low blow to V…into that Spike DDT by Kennedy
Tenay: Now Kennedy lifts him back up… and a RKO out of no where by Orton!
Styles: And they’re letting him get back up… but Booker lands the Scissors Kick to the back of the head
Tazz: Talk about amazing and there all pointing at Triple H… and they point at Big Daddy V… and do the DX crotch chop! As the crowd is loving this!
Styles: Did I really just see Booker T, Randy Orton, Mr. Kennedy, Homicide, Hernandez, Big Shad & Jack Evans all just tell Big Daddy V to suck it?
Hennan: Yes, and I’m in pain watching this
Tenay: But there having fun at V’s expense as Triple H lifts the lifeless big man up… hooks the arm…Pedigree! Pedigree! And the whole ring just literally shook two inches!
Tazz: And he’s still trying to get up… but how?
Styles: Watch Homicide & Jack Evans… off the ropes… and a Double Dropkick and the big man is teetering…but not quite over
Tenay: And here comes Hernandez & Shad off the ropes… and a Double Boot and finally, there goes Big Daddy V and he’s gone
Tazz: And Orton eliminates Hernandez while his back was turned…
Hennan: I told you don’t turn your back on a WCW superstar, they backstab their own people
Styles: It’s every man for themselves, Bobby
Tenay: And here comes Homicide… and Orton low bridge’s him as he pulls the top rope down and Homicide lands over and crashes into his own partner
Styles: 3 on MWC side & 2 on WCW side and it may be two for MWC as Jack Evans is the smallest in the ring and I think everyone just realized it and now he’s a sitting duck
Hennan: Hey, help him Book… Triple H
Styles: Must I repeat everyone for themselves… and Jack Evans is running around the ring… and Jack jumps to the top… and everyone is closing in…OH MY GOD! 630 SPLASH! 630 takes out everyone in the ring…
Tazz: Not everyone
Tenay: And Orton gets up and tosses Evans over the top rope… it’s now 4 men left… and Triple H & Randy Orton are looking at each other hard as it seems like there up to something… and they just shake heads at the same time?
Styles: And Orton eliminates Kennedy & Triple H tosses Booker out and it’s down to two
Hennan: Smart wrestling by Randy and Triple H. These two have unfinished business…
Tazz: There slugging it out! Look at those shots to Orton and he’s rocking… Triple H has him dazed
Styles: Triple H off the ropes and Orton with a leapfrog… rebound by Triple H but Triple H hangs on as Orton misses the Dropkick… Triple H picks Orton up and lands a Knee to Face… and Triple H has him for a Pedigree…but Orton fights out of it… turns around… RKO! RKO to Triple H!
Tazz: It’s so fast when he does that… and it’s time to eliminate The Game
Tenay: Orton picks him up and tries to toss him over but Triple H is fighting it… and fights out of Orton’s grip and tosses Orton over… but Orton hangs on to the ropes as Triple H turns around… Triple H turns back around and Orton pulls Triple H out and he’s hanging on the ropes now
Hennan: Knock him over Triple H!
Styles: And there exchanging blows with one hand and holding on with the other and there really going back and forth… and both Orton & Triple H look exhausted…
Tazz: They better do something here… and I think they just agree to go back in at the same time… don’t take your eye off him Orton
Hennan: Watch that bastard, Triple H
Tenay: Both men watching the other… and Orton lifts the middle rope to the groin of Triple H! Orton steps in the ring… and Dropkick to the face as Triple H is eliminated
Winner – Randy Orton
Time – 21:12
Husdon. You winner and the contract holder… The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!
Styles: I think that was the most underhanded finish to a match I’ve ever seen
Hennan: Underhanded? Let’s try Triple H was robbed
Tenay: Nevertheless, Orton has certified his way to a roster spot
(Advertisement for the match for the Undisputed Championship dubbed “Iceman vs. Icon”)
TNA Advertisement Guy: Sting, the only man who has returned to the ring with such impact, he’s shaken the whole wrestling world
[Highlights of his TNA return & his WCW debut are shown]
WWE Advertisement Guy: Dean James, the longest reigning Television champion in history has defeated the biggest names in wrestling
[Highlights of his TV title wins against Super Crazy, Tiger Mask & Mr. Kennedy]
TNA Ad Guy: The Icon has come and unwrap the bounds of his past and has carried WCW on his shoulders as Leonitas carried the Spartans
[Highlights of his win against Finlay for the WCW title]
WWE Ad Guy: The Iceman reformed the title “midcard star” and has reinvented every division he’s been in
[Highlights of Dean carrying the TV title & the Light-heavyweight title in MWC]
TNA & WWE Ad Guy: But who will come out on top and claim the top prize and call themselves the Undisputed Champion…the Iceman vs. the Icon
(As the advertisement comes back, Howard Finkel & Scott Hudson are both in the ring…the bell ring three times)
Finkel: This is it ladies & gentlemen, the final match of the night, the winner will be crowned the Undisputed Champion and will win represent the champion for their respective brand
Hudson: (As Finkel holds MWC’s belt, Hudson holds the WCW belt) That winner will carry one of these belts, they are made of pure 24 karat gold plating and will have the name plate of that winner engraved into the belt. We are ready for the match…
Finkel: We are ready for “The Icon vs. The Iceman”. Introducing first…
(The arena goes dark… a video package of Iceman is shown, from his very first match on Evolution, his first TV title win, his win for Vince Russo’s team at the Rumble at Radio City, his MWC Light-heavyweight title run, his draft day to WCW, his first TV title win and…)
[Tenay: He slingshots to the top… makes a turn with no hands…SHOOTING STAR PRESS… SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY DEAN JAMES! THAT MOVE IS OUTLAWED IN WRESTLING BUT HE’S DONE IT!… AND HERE’S THE PIN…1…2…3…AND IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! ICEMAN IS THE CHAMPION]
(Then “Symphony of Destruction” plays as he walks out with the spotlight on him and the crowd goes hysterical)
Finkel: He is the longest reigning champion in Myspace Wrestling Coalition history… (As Edge-like pyro into Batista’s pyro explodes as Dean holds up the title in the air. The pyro goes off for about a good minute & a half) the former MWC Television Champion, MWC Light-heavyweight Champion & WCW Television Champion… representing Myspace Wrestling Coalition as the MWC World Champion, he is the Iceman Dean James!
Hennan: If I had to choose someone with tenacity, youth, aggression, main event ability and had to bet my job on them I would choose Dean James
Tenay: He’s a decorated superstar with ability that this world has never seen. With his variations of submission expertise and high-flying daredevilism with finishers such as The Boxoffice Smash, The BOSS, and the air show he put on 2 weeks ago called the MIME, Dean is the prime example of being a World Champion
Husdon: And his opponent
(The arena goes dark once again… a video package of Sting and his career is shown. From his debut in the old WCW, tag team days with Ric Flair, his first WCW title win, going face-to-face against Hollywood Hogan & joining the Wolfpac, his return to the ring in TNA, his win against Jarrett to win the NWA title, his MWC, his debut in the new WCW and his win against Finlay to win the WCW World Heavyweight title…then the old Wolfpac music plays and the arena is drenched in red lights as the big star on the entrace way is transformed into a wolf.)
Hudson: From Venice Beach, California. The former World Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, former NWA World Heavyweight Champion and the representative of WCW as the World Coalition Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion…
(The spotlight is on Sting who’s standing on top of the giant wolf sign and he swings down into the ring with the belt around his waist crossing in between the fire-lit poles)
Hudson: He is the Icon, Sting!
Tazz: He has set a bar for superstars everywhere he has been, he’s wrestled all over the US of A winning matches & cementing his name in wrestling history for eternity. Sorry guys, I agree with Dean but I rather choose experience anyday
Styles: “The Icon vs. The Iceman”… WCW vs. MWC… who will come out on top?
Tenay: This is for it all
Hennan: All the chips are on the table
Tazz: Let’s go get ‘em…
WCW vs. MWC – The Undisputed Championship Match: The Icon vs. The Iceman
MWC Champion Dean James vs. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Sting
(Both men start off shaking each other’s hand and then into a collar elbow tie-up…Sting shows a little strength as he pushes Dean back and flexes a little as he shows anger through his red & black face paint. They tie up once again, but this time Dean pushes Sting back and Dean flexes and shows off some muscle and taunts Sting to get up)
Tenay: Sting back up…another tie-up and pushes Dean into the corner…and a clean break by Sting…
Hennan: Sting was dumb not to take advantage of that
Tazz: We see how you fight
Hennan: Whatever it takes
Styles: And they tie up once more… and Dean pushes Sting back… and clean break by Dean…into a headlock by Dean here as the MWC Champion begins to cut off a little oxygen to Sting…Sting breaks out of it and pushes Dean into the ropes but Dean counters with a Shoulder Block…Dean off the ropes, Sting lays flat. Dean comes back and Sting lands a Shoulder Block of his own
Hennan: Come on Dean!
Tenay: Sting off the ropes again…Dean still on the mat, gets up as Sting comes back and lands a Hip Toss…Sting up again and another Hip Toss by Dean…Sting one more time and one more time Dean hits the Hip Toss into a Armbar
Tazz: Nice Armbar by Dean there but Sting looks as he’s trying to fight out of it
Tenay: Sting… trying to get up and he does…and he tosses Dean over his shoulder…and lands a Dropkick to Dean who goes right into the corner… and Sting yells out to the crowd as it may be time for a Stinger Splash… and Dean moves out the way, and lands a Reverse Neckbreaker…the pin…2 count
Tazz: This kid has done his homework as he sensed that Sting was coming with that trademark corner splash but moved just in time
Styles: Dean is waiting for Sting to get up now…and an there is Enziguri number one… there’s the second one… and goes for the end of the Standing Ovation but Sting catches his feet…and Sting trips him and he’s going for the Scorpion Death Lock! The Death Lock is coming but Dean is moving his legs around and is trying to avoid the hold…and pushes Sting into the corner as Sting’s back lands into the turnbuckle…Dean quickly up and lands the Super Kick for the end of the Standing Ovation as the audience claps…
Tazz: Nice work there by Dean as he quickly worked his way out of getting caught with the Death Lock and using his speed…
Hennan: Yeah, I know…it was great
Tazz: Is your name Dean James?
Tenay: And Dean picks up Sting…tosses him off the ropes… goes for a Belly-to-Belly but Sting counters and Sting lands the Belly-to-Belly…pin…2 count
(Sting & Dean continue to do counter after counter in the match everything from Dean’s attempt to land a Bulldog, where Sting caught Dean and reversed into a Back Drop, and Sting’s attempt to do an Ankle Lock, which was reversed into Dean’s own Ankle Lock. Dean is beginning to pick up steam as Sting is trying to keep him grounded with a Body Scissors)
Styles: And Dean is beginning to try and roll over the Body Scissors… and Dean does it and he’s still rolling and he rolls all the way into the turnbuckle as Sting hits the bottom of the turnbuckle into his ribs
Tenay: Very unique counter by Dean… Sting getting up as Dean comes back in the ring… lands a Clothesline, and another, and another…off the ropes and hits a Reverse Elbow…waits for Sting again and runs toward the corner and here comes that Springboard Flying Crossbody… and Sting counters with a Dropkick and Dean is hurt after that…the pin…and close three count there
Tazz: Good God! That was a deep Dropkick by Sting, which landed perfectly
Hennan: You won’t see him do that again
Styles: Sting picks up Dean and puts him in the corner…Open Hand Chops by Sting…
Tazz: Damn, I can feel it from here
Hennan: That kid’s chest is going to be bright red after those shots
Tenay: Sting…tosses Dean into the opposite corner…and he runs and lands the Stinger Splash…tosses him back… but this time Dean jumps up as Sting lands into the pole…drops down for a Roll-Up…(1…2) Sting rolls it over…(1…2) Dean kicks out but takes Sting’s legs for a Flipover Pin (1…2) Sting kicks out, Dean runs for a Clothesline but Sting swings him around into a Backslide (1…2) Dean kicks out and both men are back to a vertical base
Tazz: What a combination of pins there… but neither man can get the upper hand
(The fight continues to go back and forth between both men as they begin to show a little fatigue. Sting tries for another push to get the control of the match…several Clothesline’s land then as he comes off the ropes Dean lands a Dropkick to Sting’s legs, gets up, and locks in the Straight to the Hart…his own version of the Scorpion Death Lock)
Tenay: Sting is in the middle of the ring here…will he tap?
Hennan: Tap dammit tap!
Tazz: Come on Sting! Use that ring knowlegde!
Styles: Sting has been in this holding on for dear life…and his shoulders are down and the ref begins to count here…and his hand goes up for one…ref does it again and it goes up for two
Hennan: It’s over
Styles: Goes up and…no Sting is up, through the broken face paint and pain Sting is up and he’s crawling
Hennan: It’s like he’s superhuman
Tazz: It’s called being an icon
Styles: And he grabs the bottom rope to get out… And Dean can’t believe it as he’s up and waiting for Sting to get up…Sting is up, Dean grabs him…Box-office Smash coming but Sting is fighting to get out of it…and…Sting wraps his legs around Dean…into a Hurricanrana Pin…(1…2) and another kick out! That was amazing
Tenay: In all my years I’ve never seen Sting do a Hurricanrana or seen someone counter the Box-office Smash like that
Hennan: Damn icon
Tenay: Both men back up…Dean runs but Sting counters, catches his neck…here comes the Scorpion Death Drop but Dean shifts his weight and flips over into a counter…Scorpion Death Drop by Dean James!
Hennan: This is the opening he was looking for
Tazz: To the top he goes…
Tenay: MIME! Most Illegal Moonsault Ever! The pin…1…2…and Sting kicks out! That was close!
(Too close for comfort as Dean pulled off his newest move in his arsenal and he looks a little frustrated as he thought it would be over there. Sting is out of it as it took a lot to kick out of that move. But it wasn’t over as Dean started to go for his legs and attempt the Straight to the Hart again but Sting pushes his legs out as Dean’s back lands into the turnbuckle. Sting decides if you can do it so can I…)
Tenay: And Sting has the Death Lock applied and he’s fighting Dean from getting to the ropes… and Dean is fighting as the sweat pours down his face. And he’s crawling…and fighting…and he’s trying to turn? Dean is turning Sting around…and he launches Sting into the turnbuckle…and Dean is back up…wait…he’s not…
Styles: As Sting is busted open after that face-to-pole there, Mike, I think he’s going to
Hennan: It’s the rare occasion as the planets have aligned
Tazz: Shut up Bobby
Styles: Dean to the top with Sting… Dean has the arms hooked...
Tenay: And they’re off… THE BOSS…TOP ROPE BOX OFFICE SMASH AND THE PIN…1…2…3 AND THAT’S IT…IT’S OVER IT’S OVER MWC HAS WON IT…WE’VE WON
Winner – The New MWC Undisputed Champion Dean James
Time – 21:35
Finkel: Your winner and the neeeewwwww MWC Undisputed Champion…The Iceman Dean James!
Tazz: Well guys’…congratulations…nothing more I can say
Hennan: Sorry for all of that before
Styles: Thanks for everything.
Tenay: As Iceman stands tall in the ring and…
(“Never Gonna Stop” plays and the Rated R Superstar comes out with Jim Cornette)
Jim Cornette: I’m sorry I have to do this Dean but a promise is a promise…Edge is cashing in his #1 contender’s slot now…
Hennan: This son of a…
Styles: Wow, the opportunist has struck as Edge is coming down to the ring to cash his shot in but Dean is tired but he must be ready
MWC Undisputed Championship
Dean James vs. Edge
(Edge automatically runs in the ring and lands a Spear, goes for the pin and gets a 2 count. Edge picks Dean up and tries to go for the Edgecution but Dean reverses it and tosses Edge over his head. Edge, getting frustrated turns around but gets cracked with two Enziguri’s into the Super Kick as the crowd stands and claps for the Standing Ovation. Dean, out of it, waits for Edge to get up…)
Tenay: And Dean is calling for Edge to get up as Edge is looking as pissed as ever…and he gets up and Dean attempts a Spear of his own but misses but he stops himself from landing into the pole
Hennan: That was too close
Tenay: But here comes Edge and Dean rolls out the way…and Edge lands into the pole…and lands a German Suplex
Tazz: How is he still moving after that match with Sting?
Styles: And able to go to the top?
Tenay: Dean is up… MIME and it connects …and here’s the pin… and it’s over…Dean got the pin
Winner – Dean James
Time – 4:33
Finkel: And still you MWC Undisputed Champion…the Iceman Dean James!
Tenay: (As the confetti comes down) And Dean is our new champion and he will carry MWC into the future
Hennan: We’re back Tenay…
(Fireworks explode around the ring as Dean is in the middle of the ring holding up the belt and some of the MWC stars led by Raven come down to the ring to congratulate Dean)
Dean James: I just want to thank the fans who stood by me so long since I’ve gotten into wrestling in MWC to now winning the Undisputed Championship. But I do want to announce… I’m no longer representing MWC…(holds up the belt) this is the new WCW Undisputed Championship & I’m home back in World Coalition Wrestling.
Tazz: You hear that, Styles? We’ve won!
Styles: Now that’s what I call a bombshell…
Hennan: I… can’t believe this
James: (as he looks at the MWC roster) Thank you everyone. (And turns to the fans) Thank…
(Raven turns Dean around, kicks Dean in the stomach and lands an Evenflow DDT in the middle of the ring as he’s laid out next to his title)
Tenay: What has Raven done? What has he done? Dean James is the new champion and has claimed to WCW, but to what cost?
Results:
Undisputed Champion: Iceman Dean James
World Tag Team Champions: ABA - American Born Animals
Intercontinental Champion: Bobby Lashley
X Division Champion: CM Punk
Hardcore Champion: Cactus Jack
Immunity: Randy Orton
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