James E Cornette
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The Rumble At Radio City - April 7th, 2007Grand Festival Gala Presents The Rumble At Radio City
April 7th, 2007
Radio City Music Hall, New York City
Maria Kanellis: Hello ladies & gentlemen, Welcome to the Grand Festival Gala at Radio City Music Hall.
Balls Mahoney: I'm Balls Mahoney, ECW Original & steel chair extrodinare
Maria: (with a kiddie laugh) and i'm Maria, the newest member of the backstage crew on MWC
Balls: And it's great seeing you again... you look great. But we're not here to look at each other, we're here to interview the superstars, the guest, and call one of the biggest matches in MWC history....the Rumble at Radio City
Maria: That's right, Balls. We have Vince Russo and his team of Raven, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kane, Iceman Dean James & Batista
Balls: They will face new assistant GM Kevin Federline's team of CM Punk, Abyss, The Undertaker, Chris Jericho & Scott Steiner
Maria: But before we get to that we have a party going on here (as the camera pans the red-carpeted floor) and it looks like everyone turned out for tonight's event
Balls: Yep, sure looks like it... (waves toward Tommy Dreamer who came with Francine) and all the old buddies of mine are here it sure looks like the President didn't hold anything back for tonight's event
Maria: And here's Kane. (Kane walks up) Hey Kane, what's shakin'
Kane: Only thing that's going to be shakin' will Abyss after i win Monster's Ball Sunday night... James Mitchell may get a little too (laughs)
Balls: How do you prepare for a match like this?
Kane: All it takes is a metal hook... some lighter fluid.... and some matches... (looks at the camera) and Aybss if you think you've experience pain? Abyss, after Vince's team manhandle you, it will be my pleasure to handle the leftovers, haha (Kane leaves)
Maria: That sounds bad, I hope Abyss can stand up to the challenge
Balls: Let's not forget DDP is in that match as well I hope all the men are prepared of Monster's Ball. And here comes the Kevin Federline &... the Hogan family? (Kevin walks up with Hulk Hogan in front & Nick behind him) What's up Hulk?... Nick...
Hulk Hogan: Nothing much, just here to hang out with Kevin, my son & my family
Maria: Brooke, I hear you will be singing the national anthem tomorrow night, are you nervous?
Brooke Hogan: A little but once I get up there I think I'll be fine
Balls: Kevin, are you ready to possibly be fired as fast as your got hired?
Kevin Federline: Excuse me?
Nick Hogan: Remember Mahoney he may be the assistant but your still on the payroll.
Kevin: For that, I think you will be in a match tomorrow, homeboy. Good luck in the Moster's Ball match.
Nick: Haha, Come on everyone. I gotta get ready for my match.
Balls: Oooo, touchy. I think that was the wrong question to ask. Looks like me & my chair are going to be in a match tomorrow night.
Maria: Good luck! (A long black limo pulls up and President Tagliaern comes out) and there's President Tags...(waving) hey Mr. President!
(The President walks up slow, kane in hand...SoCal Val on his arm...his shades on)
President: Mr. Mahoney (shakes his hand) how are you? Hello, Maria (kisses her on the cheek)
Maria: Hey! How do you feel about the turnout and the reaction people are getting from Myspace Wrestling Coalition?
President: It's great exposure for us especially being in my hometown. This is showing we're different from others out there we host shows like these, get inside the minds of our superstars and at the same time show great action every Monday night on Evolution.
Balls: How do you feel about the roster split?
President: I think it's greatl. To expand our company's total takeover of the wrestling world, our new show Friday Night Underground will be the just as big as Evolution. In the meantime (as Maria puts her arms throught the President's arms) why don't you two come inside.... don't worry Balls, I brought someone for you
(Kelly Kelly appears out of the limo and grabs Balls' by the arm)
Balls: (As the camera shows a large awning of Vince Russo & Kevin Federline facing each other) Looks like we're headed inside ladies & gentlemen and the Rumble at Radio City is our main event.
Maria: That's right it's Team Russo versus Team Federline but up next it's Nick Hogan challenging Stone Cold Steve Austin!
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(A few commercials ending with the commercial to see Grand Festival Numero Uno Sunday night)
Maria: And we're back... we missed you
Balls: I think they missed us 'cause who would wanna miss seeing out former boss in a match of his life against Stone Cold
(President Tags is inside the ring)
President: Welcome friends, family members, fellow MWC colleagues, and fellow wrestling lovers around the world at home... welcome to the Rumble at Radio City... Now I know it sounds more like a boxing match but you going to see alot more that fists thrown tonight so let's get this party started.
(Crowd cheers)
In our first undercard match.... with no disqualification rules introducing first (As Hulk Hogan's music plays) he's former owner of NWC & former Evolution Assistant General Manager not to mention the son of the icon Hulk Hogan... .here is Nick Hogan!!
Maria: (As loud boos echo the hall) I don't think he's liked very much here
Balls: Sucks for him
President: And his opponent...(glass shatters)... from Victoria, Texas he's known as the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin! (Crowd goes crazy as Austin hits every corner, flipping the bird along the way)
Maria: Hey, I know what that means... that means f...
Balls: (cutting her off) Fuggettaboutit!
Maria: Really? But I always thought it meant...
Balls: (cutting her off once again) No, trust me... that's what it means
Undercard Bout #1
No DQ Match - Stone Cold Vs. Nick Hogan
(Austin looks at Nick, tells him to come to his face but Nick looks a little scared. Nick walks up to Austin....Austin makes him jump and he laughs, then gives him a middle finger)
Maria: Stone Cold sure it's showing his Italian roots
Balls: (laughing) Sure is
(Pissed, Nick slaps Austin in the face. The crowd begins to chant "Stun his ass" but Austin turns back and laughs again with a sadistic smile on his face)
Maria: That was a hard slap but why is Steve laughing
Balls: He's showing Nick that his hits meant nothing....(Out of nowhere Mr. Kennedy comes and sits next to them)
Maria: Hey, it's Misssssstttttteeeeeerrrrrr....(he grabs her mouth)
Kennedy: No, Maria....No
Balls: The hell are you doing here?
Kennedy: What's going on Captian Caveman? I decided to help you sorry pieces of crap and show you how to really call a match
(Austin points to his jaw & balls his fist telling Nick to punch him in the face.... Nick punches him but Austin barely flinches, tries again but same result...)
Kennedy: Are we sure this is Hogan's kid? He hits like a bitch
Maria: OOoh, you cursed...
Kennedy: Ah, suck off sister
(Austin grabs Nick's arms and puts them around his neck to form a Side Headlock maneuver but Nick's grip isn't tight and Austin is able to toss him behind him with a Release Back Drop)
Balls: I don't think Nick realizes what he's gotten into
Maria: But he made it no DQ for a reason... maybe he has a plan?
Kennedy: DUH! Are you relativly dumb or we're you born that way?
(Starting to give up to turn this match into something worth watching, Austin goes for the Stunner but Nick pushes him off, throws Austin off the ropes and lands a swift knee to the balls)
Kennedy: That was smart... when all else fails, go for the genitals!
Maria: Ewww!
Kennedy: God, what are you Virgin Mary?
(Nick starts to signal for someone to come out from the crowd... Randy Orton comes out toward the ring, rolls in and starts to stalk Austin for the RKO. Randy jumps but Austin counters it tossing Orton off of him, Orton comes back to hit a clotheslline, misses, and get's hit with a Stone Cold Stunner.)
Balls: Stunner to Orton.
Kennedy: That wasn't right... wasn't right at all
Maria: Who else is Nick waving at?
(Nick then calls in Christian Cage into the ring... Cage runs into the ring while Austin is still watching Orton... Christian grabs Austin for the Unprettier but Austin swings his arms back around, flips Cage over his head and lands a Stunner)
Balls: Stunner to Christian. He' s on a role.
Kennedy: But like in plays, roles end
Maria: I like plays
Kennedy: Shaddup!
(Finally, the APA comes down to the ring and Nick comes in.... Austin goes to grab him but Bradshaw lands a Back Club to the spine and the APA pulls Austin off of Nick.)
Balls: Numbers game here. It's a three-on-one mugging
Kennedy: Maria, would you like to comment on a three-on-one?
Maria: Umm, Nope! But it's not fair... Faarooq is holding Steve's arms and he can't defend himself
Kennedy: Strategy. This is how a great plan comes alive.
(As Nick is holding Austin, Bradshaw prepares for a Clothesline from Hell.... but Austin ducks and Bradshaw lands the Clothesline from Hell to Nick Hogan...)
Balls: Clothesline from Hell... I think Nick has lost his head
Kennedy: Aww, and here comes Daddy Hogan to come check on his little boy
(Austin lands a Stunner to Faarooq, Bradshaw still talking to Hogan apologizing turns around into a Stunner....By now Nick is pulling himself up using the ring ropes....Austin waits for him to turn around....two middle fingers in Nick's face and the same for Hulk)
Balls: Stunner! Stone Cold Stunner to Nick Hogan
Maria: And there's the 3 count. Yay! Stone Cold won!
Kennedy: By fluke. If that was me I would've easily won that match.
Balls: But you wasn't
Kennedy: What you said GEICO? Talkin' smack over there?
Maria: Fellas, we have to go to commercial
Kennedy: Forget a commercial let's go Yogi Bear! (Balls & Kennedy get into it, Maria is handed a paper from the President)
Maria: What does this say.....Oh, (reading word for word) And when we get back we have another match it's Shark Boy, Super Crazy & Iceman Dean James for the Myspace.com Light Heavyweight title and it's next.
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(As commercials come back, the camera pans into Kennedy & Maria)
Kennedy: And we are back with the future of professional wrestling......and what's her face
Maria: It's Maria you jerk
Kennedy: Yeah, whatever... anyway, in standing in for No Balls Mahoney who has taken a backseat for the rest of the night...over there kissing the President's ass....(Yells Out) Hey, Balls, next time grow some before stading in the face of greatness again
("Eat Me" plays and Shark Boy comes to the ring)
Maria: Look it's Shark Boy!
Kennedy: God, you have to be kidding me... another example of light
weights with a bad gimmick
Maria: Anyways (As Super Crazy comes to the ring) Here's Super Crazy who's looking to finally win the light-heavyweight title for the first time in his MWC career
Kennedy: Great, a human shark & a jumping bean
(Finally, Iceman comes to the ring wearing the Evolution Television title)
Kennedy: Here comes another loser... Like seriously who is this guy? He doesn't come up in my "Professional Wrestlers Directory"
Maria: He's the fore father of MWC... he's been here since the beginning
Kennedy: Oh, another Ric Flair... great
MWC Light-Heavyweight Championship Match
Iceman Dean James vs Super Crazy vs Shark Boy
(All 3 circle the ring a bit and Iceman & Super Crazy get into it first leaving Shark Boy out)
Maria: These two know each other very well since Super Crazy's friend, Jack Evans was fighting with Iceman for the same title before
Kennedy: Who cares? There light-weights lets talk about Story Of A Champion...
(Shark Boy tries to get involved... goes to the top rope and catches both Iceman & Super Crazy with a double flying clothesline... picks up Super Crazy... throws him off the ropes but Super Crazy stops himself and springboards into Shark Boy... Shark Boy counters with a dropkick to Super Crazy's back.... Iceman bounces off the ropes & lands a Cartwheel Moonsault...pin-2count)
Maria: I've seen Jack Evans do that before
Kennedy: And he's a move stealer... Ah, this is why the Green Bay Plunge is one-of-a-kind... not use by anyone else in wrestling and will never be used by anyone else
Maria: Shut up!
(Shark Boy has Iceman by the hair but Iceman counters with a Sitdown Jawbreaker but as he's on the mat after it Super Crazy hits a Dropkick to the back of the head... goes to the top to hit the Moonsault but Shark Boy puts his legs up. Iceman slowly gets up but Shark Boy runs to Iceman and hits a Spinning DDT)
Kennedy: This is terrific strategy... go after the bigger man and take him down.
(Shark Boy taunts to the crowd and as he turns around Super Crazy connects with a Dropkick to the knee, Shark Boy drops to one knee...Super Crazy runs and lands a Dropkick to his face....Iceman grabs Super Crazy as he turns around, lifts him for a Suplex, bounces Super Crazy's legs off the top rope for the Suplex...Iceman goes for the pin...2 - count)
Maria: Good action tonight!
Kennedy: Hey, Mariah
Maria: It's Maria
Kennedy: You look like a Mariah...but about that good action tonight
Maria: Ewww, never
(Shark Boy is up again and him and Iceman trades shots with one another....back and forth until Super Crazy dropkicks them into the corner together Shark Boy crushed into the with Iceman...Super Crazy runs and backflips off of Iceman's back [for flash] comes back but is caught with a Super Kick to the face....Shary Boy then pulls Iceman back...a few body shots and prepares for the D.S.D. but as he flips with Iceman in his arms, Super Crazy catches his legs....Shark Boy counters with flipping both of them onto the mat)
Maria: What a move...I've never seen that before
Kennedy: Hey...hey....Psst....Maria...I can show you some stuff you never seen before
Maria: No
(Shark Boy, with the crowd behind him goes to the top rope facing both Iceman & Super Crazy.... both of them get up, Shark Boy does the Dragonrana and lands on both of them... Nick Patrick counts 1...2...3)
Maria: Yay! Shark Boy's the new champion
Kennedy: Forget him. Listen...why don't we go some place (he grabs her)
Maria: No! (She slaps him, Kennnedy gets up as he's about to hit her)
President Tagliaern: (Out of nowhere appears behind Maria) You wanna run that past me, Kennedy?
Kennedy: No, sir. I was just leaving.
President: You ok?
Maria: Yeah.
President: (Getting Kennedy's headset) Sorry about the commotion ladies & gentlemen but as you saw Shark Boy is Evolution's new Myspace.com Light-Heavyweight Champion. But up next it's the match you've been waiting all night to see we've seen a shark win a title, a rattlesnake kill a pest but no your going to see two mammoth sized teams face in a battle of supremacy
Maria: Ummm, yeah... it's the Rumble at Radio City....Team Federline versus Team Russo and it's up next!
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In the streets, we ain't nuthin' but your average hoodlums
But now we like the Yankees, we champions now
And no matter what comes our way, we still about the money money, yeah yeah
And these titles are staying right we're they belong because we are Cryme Tyme and we are MWC... BROOKLYN! YA DIG!
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President: It is time... the Rumble at Radio City....
(In the ring..)
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: It's time for the Main Event... The Rumble at Radio City...introducing team number one... represented by the former representer of World Championship Wrestling & Total Non-Stop Action... Evolution General Manager Vince Russo!
(WCW Nitro theme his and Vince Russo makes his way to the ring)
Jimmy Lennon Jr: And introducting his team coming to the ring first... he is the longest reigning champon in MWC history and is the current Myspace.com Evolution Television Champion the Iceman Dean James, the Big Red Machine Kane, the MWC Champion; the Animal Batista, the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin & finally..
("Scream" plays and Raven comes to the ring with his singapore cane and his title around his waist)
Jimmy Lennon Jr: The Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion....Raven!
Maria: There are alot of big guys on Vince's team
President: (As Vince's team circle the ring) What a ensemble of superstars from both Evolution and Underground on Vince's team. Maria, listen to this, there is a total of 44 championship reigns between these men including 13 world title runs with the titles they've gained in MWC
Maria: Wow, that's alot of gold.
Jimmy Lennon Jr:: Coming to the ring next, they are lead by actor, dancer, hip-hop recording artist & the only man in the entertainment buisness to have beaten a WWE Champion... being accompained to the ring by Nick Hogan...the Assistant General Manager of Evolution.. Kevin Federline!
("America's Most Hated" hits and Federline is sticking his middle finger to damn near everyone who boos at him while Nick stands behind with a twisted grin)
Jimmy Lennon Jr: And introducing his team coming to the ring first... he is the straight-edge superstar CM Punk, the Monster Abyss, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, Y2J Chris Jericho & finally...
("Ministry" plays and the lights shimmer then go out)
Jimmy Lennon Jr: (In the dark) the #1 contender for the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship... the (lights come back on and Taker is in the ring) Undertaker!
President: It's unbelievable how these men... a big group of superstars in one ring. I guess it's my turn
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: And coming to the side of the ring he is the President of MWC...
("Like A Boss" plays as the President walks over)
Jimmy Lennon Jr: We know him as President Tags...John Paul Tagliaern!
Maria: And there's our President.
(Joey Styles comes to the booth to join Maria)
Maria: Hey Joey!
Joey Styles: Hello, Maria. I had to cover for the President but trust me I don't mind to see this action up close then watch it at home
(All the superstars on each team leave the ring as Iceman Dean James & Chris Jericho start off the match)
Styles: This is our main event. Team Russo vs.Team Federline... let's get into this action right now!
Rumble At Radio City
Team Russo (Iceman Dean James, Kane, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin & Raven)
vs.
Team Federline (Scott Steiner, CM Punk, Abyss, Undertaker & Chris Jericho)
Special Enforcer : President Tagilaern
(Iceman & Jericho circle each other... Jericho looks at him, walks up to Iceman and slaps him across the face. Iceman has a fit because of it and goes crazy, throws Jericho into the corner and starts to punch away at Jericho)
Styles: Closed fists to Jericho and he's reeling as Iceman backs off of him
Maria: Iceman looks very determined to show everyone why he is still a champion
Styles: Very...smart dedution Maria
Maria: What's deduction?
Styles: Nevermind
(Iceman runs to the corner & jumps but Jericho moves...Iceman springboards but gets his feet caught...)
Styles: (As the crowd boos) Walls of Jericho coming... and there it is! But here comes Raven to break it up...now Abyss to hit back... now the whole ring is flooded with superstars.. what a match!
Maria: Kevin looks happy but Mr. Russo doesn't
Styles: Of course, Britney's pop-tart ex-boyfriend wants this type of mayhem and if he's wins tonight expect more of this on Evolution
(The ref tries to clear the ring...but can't, the President jumps in the ring and tries to help... Jericho and Iceman are still going at it... Jericho attempts a dropkick and hits the President!)
Styles: The President is knocked out after that shot by Chris Jericho!
Maria: I hope the President is ok
(As order starts to restore, Iceman & Jericho are still going at it... Iceman runs off the ropes but as the ref is still tending to the President, Iceman runs into the Undertaker)
Styles: Iceman is up... Chokeslam to Iceman Deam James!
Maria: He was in a match right before this...
Styles: And he's not getting up... Jerocho with the pin...
Jimmy Lennon Jr: (Bell rings) Iceman Dean James has been eliminated
Styles: And Iceman is gone here
Maria: He took a nasty fall
Styles: Wanna go ask him how his trip to hell was?
(Jericho tags CM Punk as Batista comes in the ring)
Styles: They we're suppose to fight for the championship tomorrow night but due to his car accident he won't now he's here tonight fighting off of pure adrenaline
Maria: What's andrenaline?
Styles: (Put's his head down) I'll....I'll tell you later
(As Batista is in the corner off a Irish Whip... CM Punk runs and lands a High Knee and goes for the bulldog...)
Styles: CM Punk goes for that trademark bulldog but Batista blocks it...
Maria: Batista's so strong...but I think CM Punk can get out of this
Styles: What match are you looking at?
(CM Punk pulls a third time and as he goes in the air, Batista holds him up and lands a Back Drop. Batista gets up and gives a tag to Raven)
Styles: Here comes the champion, Raven. And he looks determined to win this match for Vince Russo even thought he's been rumored to kill Underground
Maria: He thinks he knows what's good for MWC but I don't think he does
(Raven throws Punk off the ropes...throws him up and he lands face first with a Flapjack...Raven looks down but runs to Federline's corner and lands a shot on everyone...But Taker leans back & Raven gives him a middle finger... As Raven turns around Punk lands a Outside Crescent Kick to the face....goes for the pin...2-count)
Maria: That was close
Styles: Too close... Punk has Raven back up to a vertical base....picks him up and sets up a GTS but Raven slips out...Punk is turned around... Raven Effect
Maria: And Mr. Russo's team tries to keep everyon from Kevin's team from coming
Styles: ...1...2....3...
Jimmy Lennon Jr: (Bell rings) CM Punk has been eliminated
Styles: And the Straight-Edge superstar has been eliminated
Maria: You can tell he's still bothered by the crash
Styles: It's the reason why I said he was running off adrenaline
Maria: OHHHHH!! OK!!
(Raven tags Batista back in and Undertaker comes in the ring. Undertaker & Batista goes into a collar-elbow tie up... Batista switches position and throws Taker into the corner and begins ramming his shoulder into Undertaker's ribs)
Styles: The Animal is ramming his shoulder into the Undertaker... But The Phenom reverses! Body shots to the ribs of the Undertaker
Maria: The best pure striker in the WWE Michael Cole use to say.
Styles: That you are right about, Maria
(Taker lifts Batista in the air and hits the Snake Eyes... bounces off the ropes but Batista ducks the boot, Batista lifts Taker up and hits the Spinebuster...pin....count of 2...Batista gets up and signals for a Spinebuster)
Styles: It looks like Batista is getting ready for a Batista Bomb
Maria: I heard the President is back getting medical help
Styles: Good: He wouldn't want to see this
(Batista grabs Taker, picks him up...Taker reverses & jumps out of it...grabs Batista...he's up)
Styles: Last Ride! Last Ride by the Undertaker...Tags in Jericho... and Taker stays in the ring and starts landing shots to Kane, Stone Cold & Raven
Maria: And Batista is gone..
Jimmy Lennon Jr:: (Bell rings) Batista has been elminated
Styles: And Batista is gone now... Kane is in and laying into shots to Jericho & a right hand to his brother...
(Kane picks the speed in the match landing shots to Abyss & Steiner....throws Jericho off the ropes and lands a Boot to the face...bounces of the ropes for a leg drop but Steiner gives him a kick to the back)
Styles: That was a dirty move by Steiner and Kane takes a swing at him at and misses... Jericho grabs the tights....School Boy
Maria: But he has the tights.. that's cheating
Styles: But the ref doesn't see it
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: (Bell rings) Kane has been eliminated!
Maria: It's down to two against four... Stone Cold Steve Austin & Raven against Abyss, Undertaker, Scott Steiner & Chris Jericho
Styles: And it looks like Raven will go with it from here...Jericho tags Abyss hard to come in
Maria: Abyss doesn't look happy...
Styles: And Steiner is yelling at him and trying to force him to get in the ring, remember Mitchell is gone now he's controlling himself...Abyss lands a brick to Steiner's face...and he's beating him up on the outside...Taker goes to help but he gets a Boot for his trouble
Maria: Jericho is in the ring and sees his team falling apart... even Nick & Kevin is looking scared...
Styles: Back in the ring....Jericho turrns around....RAVEN EFFECT TO JERICHO...
(1.... 2... 3..)
Styles: Jericho is eliminated but Steiner gets a Shock Treatment...Nick Hogan & K-Fed are trying to break it up but are having no luck
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: (Bell rings) Chris Jericho has been eliminated!
Styles: Abyss throws Steiner in the ring....and now Taker and Abyss is going blow for blow outside...Raven tags in Stone Cold... Steiner slow to get up... turns around... there's the two-finger salute and a Stone Cold Stunner by Austin!
(1.... 2... 3..)
Styles: And it's even, Russo is loving this.
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: (Bell rings) Scott Steiner has been eliminated!
Styles: All hell has broken loose as Undertaker is beating the hell out of Abyss right in front of us ....he grabs his by the neck
Maria: Chokeslam coming..
Styles: But Abyss counters with a knee...grabs Taker by the neck....wait we just got a new table...
(Abyss Chokeslams Taker into the announcers table...then heads toward the ring...Nick & Kevin run to aid Taker as Vince is calling for Jimmy Lennon to talk to him)
(Bell rings)
Styles: I.......hope you can...hear me........ladies & gentlemen....but....(fumbling with the headset) why is....the bell ringing?
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: Due to disqualification, Abyss has been eliminated!
(Crowd cheers loudly)
Styles: (with the headset now straight) Now that's what I call inflicing your authority and Abyss looks steamed but better yet when isn't he mad
Maria: And Taker is still down but Stone Cold is coming after him...
(Stone Cold rolls out the ring, but as he tries to go after Taker, Nick cuts him off)
Styles: I would move Nick before you make the Texas Rattlesnake mad
Maria He's not moving, Joey...What's going to happen?
(Austin is looking pissed and is staing down at Nick....kicks him and)
Styles: Stunner! (Crowd is cheering loud) Nick's second one of the night! Austin grabs Taker and throws him in the ring but why is Kevin grabbing a mic? Please God tell me he's not going to rap is he?
Federline: Aye, Aye Stone Cold. You thought that was cool (Crowd chants "Hell Yea") Thought it was the shit hit... well you dumbass you just bought yourelf a $500 dollar fine for harming Nick and you know what... make the annoucement Jimmy.... Now!
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: Due to disqualification, Stone Cold Steve Austin been eliminated!
Styles: That little bastard, Federline deiced to bend the the rules...well, it's also down to Raven & Undertaker
Maria: The men facing each other at Grand Festival are going at it now
(Raven & Taker exchange rights & lefts...Taker throws him off the ropes and land his bot... Two count...throws Taken off the ropes...he ducks a clothlesline and Taker lands his trademark Flipping Lariat...Taker lifts him by the arm... twisting that armaround and..)
Styles: To the corner...Old School connects to Raven's back (Taker does a cut across the throat) Looks like it's time for the Tombstone
(Undertaker grabs Raven but Raven ducks out of it...off the ropes but runs into a choke...Taker lifts him but Raven jumps over Taker....)
Styles: Too many reversals....Raven spins Taker around..... Evenflow! Evenflow! Here's the pin....1....2... And K-Fed pulls Referee Nick Patrick out the ring... K-Fed comes in and starts doing the you can't see me gesture
Maria: That;s John Cena's move... wait, look, But Mr. Russo comes in too...
Styles: A moment Russo has been waiting for since Federline has been here...OH MY GOD! STONE COLD STUNNER TO KEVIN FEDERLINE! FEDERLINE GETS STUNNED! HERE COMES THE PRESIDENT FROM THE BACK...PIN COUNT 1....2...3...AND KEVIN FEDERLINE IS FIRED!
Maria: YAY!
Jimmy Lennon Jr: The winner's here tonight at the Rumble At Radio City, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Iceman Dean James, Batista, Kane & the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion...Raven
Joey Styles: Raven wins the match for Team Russo but...
("Rollin'" hits out of nowhere and Big Evil Undertaker shows up on the big screen and everyone is staring at the screen)
Big Evil Undertaker: At the Festival, one way or another... I will make someone famous... see you at the Garden...(camera shows Big Evil riding away)
Maria: What was Big Evil doing here?
Styles: Why are there to Undertaker's? These are questions we all hope to get answered tomorrow. For Maria, I'm Joey Styles, the new voice of Evolution we're Kevin Federline has been fired and Vince Russo is back on top!
(Camera fades off as Vince is in the ring celebrating with the Evolution & Underground faces)
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