James E Cornette
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MWC Grand Festival - April 8th, 2007Madison Square Garden
April 8th, 2007
New York City
(Brooke Hogan is in the middle of the ring with a mic in hand)
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: With a rendition of 'America The Beautiful' here is Pop Recording Artist, Brooke Hogan
Brooke Hogan:
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
(Silence his the arena, then glass shatters... Stone Cold makes his way down the ramp with a smile on his face, comes in the ring, looks around, and takes a mic)
Stone Cold: Yay! That was great! Yay! America the Beautiful, that was beatiful (wipes fakes tears) ahh, that was great. Wait, I know you (WHAT) I know her (WHAT) This person (WHAT) This female (WHAT) Who are you again
Brooke: Brooke Hogan
Stone Cold: WHAT?
Brooke: Brooke.... Hogan
Stone Cold: What's your first name?
Brooke: Brooke
Stone Cold: Last name?
Brooke: Hogan
Stone Cold: WHAT?
Brooke: Hogan
Stone Cold: Hmmm, Hogan? Ok, just making sure
(Turns around away from Brooke, looks up... turns around kicks her and gives her a Stone Cold Stunner...)
Stone Cold: (Looks up at the crowd) Just another Hogan..
Commercial Guy: Evolution Monday Nights & Underground Friday Nights Presents Myspace Wrestling Coalition Grand Festival Numero Uno
(As the pyro finishes, the camera pans in on the announcers at the booth)
Mike Tenay: We've waited so long and now we are here. Welcome to Grand Festival Numero Uno ladies & gentlemen in the greatest city in the world they had to name it twice... New York, New York
Joey Styles: That's right, the second home to ECW is now the first home to the most historic free-per-view in history... inside the World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden....just look at this arena... I've never seen so many fans packed inside one place... and we've done it all for you fans tonight
Mike Tenay: That's right, It's Mike Tenay & Evolution's newest play-by-play announcer Joey Styles at ringside for the biggest event in Free-Per-View history
Joey Styles: Glad to be here, Mike , and glad to take over your historic spot on Evolution it's a honor
(Bell rings)
Jimmy Lennon Jr. : Welcome to Madison Square Garden, the showcase of Grand Festival Numero Uno and the beginning of MWC historic run (Crowd chants "MWC"). Ladies & Gentlemen, Let's get our first match started
(Bobby Lashley comes through the curtain... his pyro goes off as he makes way to the ring...)
Jimmy Lennon Jr. : From Colorado Springs, Colorado, he is known as the Extreme Dominator... Bobby Lashley!
Tenay: (As Lashley jumps on the apron and his pyro goes off) Wow, what a athlete this guy is
Styles: My favorite, former ECW World Champion increased his intensity when coming to ECW and took us to the next level... but can he do that here in MWC and beat Orton tonight?
Tenay: Bobby Lashley, a NCAA & Army All-American, he's pound-for-pound one of the most intimidating forces in wrestling today and he will represent the Underground brand well
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: And Introducing next...
(As "Burn In My Light" plays and Rany Orton makes his way out, his pyro raining down behind him)
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: From Saint Louis, Missouri, known as the Legend Killer , he is the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of Allllllll - Tiiiiimmmmeee... Randy Orton!
Styles: And there's the President's pride & joy of Evolution right there...you will only see him on Monday Nights
Tenay: I don't think he wants to run into Underground's own, Triple H... Orton & Triple H have a storied past together. But the Legend Killer's prey tonight is Lashley...
Styles: These two men came to MWC literally two weeks before this event and was ready to start a fight. Lashley has tried his best to destory anything in his path but can he stand the test of time against the Legend Killer...
Tenay: It's the first match of this historic night... (bell rings)
Opening Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Randy Orton
(As they circle the ring... both men look to take the upper hand. Randy Orton tries to power his way to Lashley with a Headlock Takedown but he pops back up. Attempts a dropkick but Lashley pushes it off. Orton, looking for an opening, bounces off the ropes, swings and misses and as he comes back lands on the mat hard from a Lashley Back Body Drop)
Tenay: (As Orton looks at Lashley who starts to flex & scream in his face) Is Orton crazy? You cannot attempt to go power-for-power with a freak of nature.
Styles: Every man who came to us on Tuesday Nights tried the same thing... with Lashley, you need a strategy.
Tenay: With the look in Orton's eyes he looks like he wants a timeout
(Orton gets up and grabs Lashley and pushes him to the corner.... Ref. Rudy Charles calls for the break... but as he gets it, Orton tries to land cheat right hand and its blocked... Lashley comes out the corner swinging, grabs Orton and gets tossed into the corner...)
Tenay: Hard toss into the corner by Lashley and he begins to really work Orton's mid-section with those Shoulder Thrust in the corner....
Styles: It's like getting hit repeatedly with a sledgehammer... Or a train...
Tenay: Lashley backs up into the opposite corner... 3-point stance... tries a Running Shoulder Thrust but lands into the pole
Styles: The unforgiving pole. You sure as hell won't hear any sorries out of it.
(As Lashley is in pain, Orton caplitalized and goes to the second rope while Lashley is in the corner and begins repeated closed fists shots to Lashley's head)
Tenay: Lashley is taking damage here... but he has Orton up... but he can't hold him... Orton jumps out of his arms... beautiful Standing Dropkick by Randy Orton to the injuried shoulder... pin... 2-count
Styles: It's the only blemish in Lashley's arsenal... all that power but take one essential body part out of it and that's it
(Orton begins to pull on the arm... then gets up as Lashley doesn't submit and kicks at the shoulder. Orton turns Lashley's arm until Lashley's hand is on his back, holds it, and drives his knee directly into the injuried shoulder... pin... 2-count)
Tenay: Lashley is in thriving pain... but he's trying to stand up as it looks like Orton is trying to end it here
(Orton, with his best impression of the "Stop, Drop & Roll", is stalking Lashley as he is standing and favoring his shoulder. Lashley turns... Orton jumps... but Lashley pushes him off... Lashley goes off the ropes but Orton ducks the clothesline...)
Tenay: Miss by Lashley... Orton grabs his neck while his back is too him... and lands that devistating Orton Backbreaker.. pin attempt... another 2-count...
(Orton goes back to the ground and is setting up for the RKO again)
Styles: He's going to try for it again.. Orton becoming very persistent and impatient
Tenay: Lashley is up.... Orton jumps... he's pushed off again... Orton bounces off the ropes & Lashley does the same... SPEAR!
Styles: OH MY GOD! Lashley is a true freak of nature. I don't even think he's legal in this country.
(Lashley signals for the end... picks up Orton.... prepares for the Dominator but Orton, "by mistake" kicks the ref)
Tenay: Referee Rudy Charles is down... anything can happen now
(Lashley lands the Dominator and goes for the 3 count... Notices the ref is down and gets up to revive him but then...)
Styles: What the hell? Is that... Mr. Kennedy? With a chair?
Tenay: I said anything can happen.. but why Mr. Kennedy
(Kennedy comes into the ring and as Lashley turns around, Kennedy lands a chair shot right across the head)
Styles: HELLO! What a shot... Lashley is busted open
Tenay: And Kennedy slides out the ring... Now Orton slides over and puts his hand over Lashley... Not like this
(Charles slowly counts the 3 Count) and there is the win.
(After the 3 count, Kennedy jumps in the ring, helps Orton up, shakes his hand and leaves.)
Styles: Only in MWC you see Randy Orton & Mr. Kennedy form a mutual bond. Unbelievable
Tenay: And it looks like Kennedy is the first man to join Orton's "group", what a display of "loyalty" and
"teamwork"
Styles: But what's Orton's plans for this group & why Mr. Kennedy?
Tenay: Who knows, but someone needs to help Lashley... he's losing alot of blood....
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Styles: It's Grand Festival and you never know who will show up here tonight...(Camera focuses) and there's Eric Bischoff of WCW & WWE fame
Tenay: My former employer... but why come here?
Styles: Eugene is fighting tonight
Tenay: Bischoff's nephew, I almost forgot...but I hope that's the only reason he's here
Styles: Whatever reason it is as long as it has nothing to do with Evolution
Tenay: Or Underground..
(Camera is backstage in the President's Office...Big Evil comes busting in)
President Tagliaern: Big Evil...
Big Evil Undertaker: You look surprised President... Didn't think you was going to see me after you signed my contract?
President: Contract?
Big Evil: Yeah, the night I had your face under my Harley?
President: (Wiping his face) How could I forget...
Big Evil: So what's your plan for that knockoff you have running around?
President: Well...right now....he's in my main event so...
Big Evil: (As he lifts the President) So nothing?
President: (Choking) Yeah... *cough cough*....pretty much ... *cough cough*.... too late to do anything
Big Evil: Ok... (drops the President) Too late for you but not for me. I would pay attention to your "main event" tonight... I may make someone famous (He leaves)
President: I should've been a used car salesmen but no I had to own a wrestling organization
(Back at the arena)
Styles: I would hate to be in our President's seat right now
Tenay: I agree, you can't keep everyone happy for long and it definetly looks like Big Evil is very displeased with the President
Styles: I'm still trying to understand why there are two Undertaker's running around here?
Tenay: Beats me but for the sake of my livelyhood, I rather only have one around
(In the ring)
Jimmy Lennon: It's one of the most innovative matches created... it's time now for the Story of A Champion Tables, Ladder & Chairs Match... The rules are simple there a three briefcases above the ring and only one of them have a contract containing a guarantee shot at any show, any title and at anytime and the first person to grab a case and open the one with the contract will be the winner....introducing first
("Kennedy" plays as Mr. Kennedy comes out and stops at the ramp and lifts his hand)
Mr. Kennedy: Welcome to the Grand Kennedy Festival... I am the Future Of Sports Entertainment... the Main Event Of the Evening.... and soon to be... The 2007 Best Seller.... I am MISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR KKKEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYYY... KKEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYYY
Styles: And it looks like Mr. Kennedy is very confident coming into this match
Tenay: Maybe a little over-confident
("Child's Play" starts playing in the arena and Eugene makes his way to the ramp)
Styles: At first, I was shocked to even here he left WWE. But now he's in MWC and in the biggest match of his life in a TLC-style match
Tenay: It's a very shocking situation but he qualified and now has a chance to become a World Champion for the first time
("The Pit" plays and Boogeyman comes out with his usual theatrics)
Tenay: Oh god, I hate when he comes out with that disgusting smell
Styles: I've seen it on WWE's pay-per-views & weekly shows... I'm use to it now... it actually opens the nasal passages a bit, take a big whiff Mike
Tenay: (Holding his nose) No thanks
(Finally, "99 Problems" plays and Jack Evans hops down the ramp greeted with boos)
Styles: We learned that Ken Shamrock was being demoted to make room for the newly acquired MVP
Tenay: That's right once he heard about it, Shamrock withdrew his name from this match and in light of that a random drawing was held and Jack Evans won
Styles: Aka ladies & gentlemen, once again Evans has found his way once again in the middle of a title contention without actually doing anything
Story Of A Champion Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
Eugene vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Jack Evans vs. The Boogeyman
(Boogeyman, Evans & Kennedy loook at one another about to see who will make the first move but then they turn to see Eugene go up the ladder that's already in the ring. Boogeyman grabs him & powerbombs him back down)
Styles: Starting off with a bang, Powerbomb to Eugene
Tenay: Jack Evans & Mr. Kennedy are getting into in the corner trading blows to the face... Kennedy takes the upper hand with a Knee to the gut... Evans is bent over in pain.... Kennedy grabs a chair
Styles: Derek Jeter eat your heart out! That sounded like a grand slam!
Tenay: Evans to the outside after that chair shot by Mr. Kennedy
(Kennedy sees Boogeyman go after the middle briefcase and grabs him by the leg to pull him back down. Kennedy, loudly screams out "I'm not scared of you" and begins to land rights but Boogeyman is just shaking them off)
Tenay: Whatever that freakishly dance Boogeyman is doing it's working because it doesn't even look like he's fazed by the punches
Styles: But Kennedy grabs his trusty chair... bounces off the ropes...
Tenay: And Boogeyman is lowering his head... like seemingly wants Kennedy to crack his head open
Styles: But Kennedy stops... and swings upward... looks like A-Rod was up next to bat as Boogeyman gets that shot straight to the face and he looks out cold...
(Blood begins to come on the ring as Boogeyman is making seizure-like movements on the mat. Kennedy, like a man possessed looks down at his achievement then looks up toward the briefcases....climbs to the middle breifcase... opens it... no contract)
Styles: No contract in that one and Kennedy looks upset
Tenay: And Jack Evans is back in the ring with a ladder.... he sets it up slanted....
Styles: What is Eugene doing talking to his uncle...
Tenay: It looks like he's telling Eugene to put a table up....
Styles: Now another one... two tables are set up but on the outside thought
(Jack aligns himself with the slanted ladder.... runs up the ladder.... gets to the top and wraps his legs around Kennedy and both go sailing to the outside and crashes into the two tables set up... the crowd starts chating "Thank You Eugene")
Styles: It's a graveyard outside the ring as Eugene is a hardcore hero after setting up those two tables
Tenay: Now Eugene goes into the ring and picks up the fallen ladder.... but Boogeyman is back up grabs Eugene and throws him into the corner
Styles: Boogeyman, with ladder in hand, is setting up the ladder in the corner directly across from Eugene...Irish Whip by Boogeyman
Tenay: Eugene into the ladder...
Styles: His back is looking similar to a Christmas tree....and Boogeyman picks Eugene....into a flapjack into the same ladder
(As Eugene is laid out on the mat, Boogeyman goes to the outside and brings a new ladder in the ring... Evans is outside and is making movement as welll as Kennedy. Evans goes in the ring as Boogeyman begins to climb up)
Styles: Boogeyman is almost there.... Evans dropkicks the ladder!
Tenay: Boogeyman lands face first into the outside guard rail as Evans looks to capitalize
(Evans sets up the knocked over ladder and looks up... Kennedy, now limping a bit, comes in the ring and connects with a elbow to the back of the head....Evans, a little shaken up, comes back with a ring hand...Kennedy tosses him off the ropes but misses the right hand... Evans bounces back with a Springboard Body Splash but Kennedy catches him)
Styles: Evans is in his arms... Green Bay Plunge by Kennedy... and now it looks like Kennedy has regain control
Tenay: But look at Eugene fight to get up... Kennedy loosk at him...
Styles: He pushes Eugene back down to the mat but I don't think Eugene like that very much
(Kennedy lands repeated right hand punches but Eugene is "Hulking Up" and the loud "YOU" is heard as every right hand is countered by Eugene... Eugene lands a big fist to the face... tosses Kennedy off the ropes...)
Tenay: Here comes the big boot
Styles: NO! Stone Cold Stunner by Euegene and Kennedy is out
(But while this is going on, Boogeyman is going to the top)
Tenay: He's up there as Eugene watches, Jack slowly gets up and uses the ropes to pull himself up and Boogeyman opens the briefcase .... no contract..
Styles: This match continues
(As Boogeyman comes down off the ladder, all 4 men are in the middle of the ring looking up at the last briefcase... Boogeyman, with the last briefcase still in his hand, cracks Eugene in the head)
Styles: HELLO! A breifcase shot? And Eugene is knocked out the ring
Tenay: But now all the other particitats are having a discussion in the middle of the ring
Styles: What's to talk about? Knock someone out and go for the briefcase
Tenay: So many egos in that ring... It's turned into a talk show rather that a wrestling match
Styles: But Eugene is back in....ROCK BOTTOM. ROCK BOTTOM BY EUGENE TO THE BOOGEYMAN.
Tenay: Kennedy is setting a ladder up toward the last briefcase... and another one? by the corner of the ring?
Styles: I don't know what Kennedy is up to but Eugenes & Evans is going at it... Evans jumps and lands a Hurricanrana to to Eugene and tosses him out the way.
Tenay: Now Evans & Kennedy are back ino each other's face... these two are about to explode
Styles: And there's the low blow by Kennedy... he picks up Evans... goes to the second rope
Tenay: And now we know why he set that ladder up, Green Bay Plunge into the ladder and Evans is in pain on the mat
Styles: Now Kennedy picks up the ladder.... and this crowd is booing loud..
Tenay: I hear a few cheers in there two....but he's up... he grabs the breifcase... and there's the bell
Styles: It's over
Jimmy Lennon Jr: The winner of the match.... Mr. Kennedy!
Styles: Kennedy now has 1 Year until he decides when and what show to use that title shot on
Tenay: That could be anytime, anywhere... what a oppritunity for him
-----insert Kennedy's M I T B picture here ------
Styles: Use it well, Kennedy... wait...is that
Tenay: (As the crowd cheers loudly) Here comes Lashley!
Styles: Bandages and all..... he's coming for payback from earlier....
Tenay: And Kennedy is stil on the ladder.... Lashley is in the ring.... and there goes the ladder
(Lashley lifts the ladder towards the end of the ring in the direction of the announcers booth)
Tenay: What's Lashley doing?
Styles: Tenay! Move!
(Lashley pushes the ladder and sends Kennedy & his briefcase into Mike Tenay & Joey Styles' announcer's table)
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(Camera comes back in the President's office)
President: (As someone knocks) Who is it?
MVP: What's up President
President: What's up man. How are you?
MVP: I'm good. I'm good. Listen, I just wanted to thank you once again for the oppritunity you've given me to join MWC and be a star on Evolution
President: No problem. (Iceman Dean James comes in) Hey Iceman
Iceman: G'Day mate
MVP: Well, well , well if it isn't the Television Champ Iceman Dean James... longest reigning champion in MWC
Iceman: That I am who's asking about me?
MVP: The highest paid & most anticipated superstar on Evolution
Iceman: All I see is some guy posing in a Power Rangers outfit
MVP: What you say?
(Both men start getting into it... MSG Security takes them out of the President's office)
President: Maybe a bouncer... that way I could've just saved money on using MSG security tonight... (Puts his head down on his desk) When is this night going to end?
Styles: It looks like the President is having a long night
Tenay: Running a federation like this isn't easy but when there are so many personalities and ego's mixed in it's hard to believe everyone is going to work together
Styles: Especially when a guy dressed as a power ranger & a Australian hot head get involved
Jimmy Lennon: It's now time for the Tag Team Terror Battle Royale! The rules are simple one man will enter the ring from each team evert 30 seconds until all teams are in the ring...to win the match all men not including your own partner must be eliminated from the match until one man is left over. At the end of this match the winner will be your NNNNEWWWWWWW Myspace.com World Tag Team Champion! Introducing first...
("Brooklyn, Brooklyn" plays and the crowd are estatic)
Styles: There's Brooklyn's own Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme
Tenay: The tag team champions have there work cut out for them in this unique match
Styles: It pus you at a big disadvantage when your not able to decided your own outcome to this match
Tenay: The difference is even thought your partner gets thrown out your team is still alive if your still in it
("Live For the Moment" plays and the crowd goes crazy once again)
Styles: And there's WWE's reinassance man Matt Hardy
Tenay: Reinaissance is right, Matt is one of the very few men in the WWE that hasn't left to company to come back or take days off from the ring and has not win a major WWE title.
Styles: Now, him and his brother may be working together tonight but if they do not win the titles they will be wrestling on two different shows with Matt on Evolution & Jeff on Underground
Tenay: Shad & Matt are in the ring... This is for the Myspace.com World Tag Team Championships
Tag Team Terror Battle Royale
Cryme Tyme (c) vs. Kronik vs. The Hardyz vs. Totally Buffed vs. Duece N' Domino
- Brian Adams enters next
- Adams & Shad eliminate Matt
- Steiner enters next
- Clarke enters next
- Kronik double chokeslams Steiner for an elimination
- Jeff enters next
- Duece enters next
- Bagwell enters next
- Bagwell eliminated by Shad
- Domino enters next
- Jeff eliminated by Duece while attempting a Swanton to Domino
- JTG enters
- Clarke eliminates Shad
- JTG & Duece eliminated Clarke
- Duece eliminated JTG
Jimmy Lennon Jr: And the winner of the Tag Team Terror Battle Royale and the new Myspace.com World Tag Team Champions Duece and Domino!
Tenay: And that's it...by hook & by crook Duece and Domino has won it!
Styles: This is a shock... (As Domino and Cherry comes back to the ring there followed by kids dressed in 80's wear) and now the party begins, geez Mike, it's like Happy Days & Grease all rolled into one here
Tenay: The kids are staying up later tonight, looks like, Joannie, Chachi, Kelso , Fez, Foreman & Cunningham all came out for the dance
Styles: Someone please save us!
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("Excellence" starts to play and The Hart Foundation make their way to the ring)
Styles: Here comes Bret Hart, a true master submission artist and fan favorite here in MSG
Tenay: I had the pleasure to watch this man come to greatness in WCW and show why he's known as the Excellence of Execution
Styles: Can he get some payback for Jimmy Hart being attacked tonight?
("Break The Walls" starts, Jericho pyro goes off and is standing in his usual cocky open-legged stance)
Tenay: Chris Jericho, another man i had the unfortunate pleasure to watch in WCW... which i watched him go to rock bottom meedling in other stars careers along the way
Styles: That may be true, but once coming to WWE, Jericho came to greatness where he's the record holder for most WWE Intercontinental reigns with seven and being the first ever WWE Undisputed Champion
(As Jericho makes his way down the ramp, he spots the glasses Bret gave a kid...grabs them, crumbles them and laughs in the kid face)
Tenay: Did you see that? What a jerk Jericho is!
Styles: I'm starting to wonder if he was born to be an ass
(Finally, "Invasion" starts and a reluctant Goldberg walks throught the pyro)
Styles: Another WCW alumni..
Tenay: That's right. The biggest thing to hit WCW, Goldberg has one of the most notable undefeated streaks in Professional Sports. He dominated everyone who crossed his path
Styles: But now he loosk to dominate...refereeing?
Tenay: The look on Goldberg's face tells the tale, he wanted to fight tonight not referee a match
Styles: Well, let's see how he does here in this Submission Match
Submission Match
Bret Hart w/ Jim Neidhart & Jimmy Hart vs. Chris Jericho
Winner....
Styles: OH MY GOD!
Tenay: Goldberg just speared Bret Hart as Jericho was going to tap...what is her doing...The Anvil is in the ring... SPEAR... what power this man has!
Styles: I think he was getting tired of being questioned about if each other was tapping on top of the fact he had to do this match
Tenay: Goldberg is stalking Jericho.. Jericho stands....JACKHAMMER TO JERICHO...WOW I think the ring just shook
Jimmy Hart: (In the ring) You can't do that daddio! You know what you just did you oversized monkey?
Tenay: Bad choice of words on Jimmy Hart's part...and Jimmy runs but Goldberg grabs him...JACKHAMMER TO JIMMY HART
Styles: Goldberg has just destoryed Chris Jericho and the Hart Foundation single handedly!
Tenay: (as Goldberg walks up the ramp) What else is going to happen tonight? Someone need to call and ambulance for everyone in the ring
Styles: and a chiropractor..
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A commerical is shown with the logo for the next Grand Fesitval with glimpses of a kangaroo & koalas and it reads: Grand Festival The Second Coming April 6, 2008 Sydney, Australia
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Tenay: That's right... next year's Grand Festival will be in Sydney and we will blow the roof off there mate!
Styles: Good accent there, Mike. But there is nothing foreign about the next match
Tenay: I witness it first hand in TNA & now i will again in MWC... tables, chairs, bats, barbwire even thumbtacks are involved... it's MWC's Monster's Ball
("Self High Five" plays and the legendary DDP makes his way to the ring)
Tenay: I support DDP all the way since we've been in WCW but I don't support his logic for going into this match
Styles: I agree, DDP was injuired after his match with Kennedy but was previously hurt after Abyss showed up in MWC which is the reason for him being in this match now
Tenay: Even thought it's a short lived he has a chance to win the new Underground Hardcore Championship
("Big Balls" plays as the crowd sings along)
Styles: Here's my favorite to win this match, ECW original Balls Mahoney was thrown in by our former assistant GM Kevin Federline for asking a simple question
Tenay: We all known Captian Caveman's storied hardcore past but he's going into this unprepared...
Styles: (Cutting him off) In ECW, nothing was prepared
("This Fire Burns" plays and Kane slowly walks to the ring with metal hook in hand)
Tenay: Here comes Kane and....there's Abyss!
Styles: Abyss has come down to the ring and the match begins
MWC's Monster's Ball
Balls Mahoney vs. Kane vs. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Abyss
Styles: And it's over as Abyss lands a Chokeslam to Kane into a double-stacked thumbtack-filled tables
Tenay: (As the Camera pans to everyone backstage) DDP is out and so is Balls Mahoney
Styles: Someone better call that ambulance that took Jimmy Hart to come back. We have a few more bodies here
Tenay: It's going to be a busy night at Bellevue Hospital
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Styles: I have found out we have set a new record tonight, Mike
Tenay: And that's?
Styles: The most professional wrestler's sent to the hospital in one night...Bobby Lashley, Kennedy, Jimmy Hart, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Balls Mahoney, DDP & Kane makes a total of 8
Tenay: Wow, the sad part is this night isn't over because there may be another body laid out after this match
("I Walk Alone" plays and Batista comes out with his title around his waist)
Tenay: And here's the Animal, Batista, the MWC Champion has his sight sets on the Rated R Superstar who's hassled him all week leading up to tonight
Styles: To the point we're these two men have already come to blows. What will happen when the bell rings and these men really go at it
("Metangulis" plays and Edge comes through the smoke)
Styles: The Rated R Superstar looks to once again achieve greatness and with a win here against Batista he will once again become champion
Tenay: He has a huge task here against the Champion, Batista has never look so determined
Styles: But how will he hold up against Edge?
Tenay: It's Edge, It's Batista, it's the MWC Championship..
MWC Championship Match
Edge vs. Batista
(Edge & Batista gets into each other's face...As Batista says his final words, Edge looks away and comes back with a slap... Batista gets mad and begins his offence)
Styles: And there goes the Animal
Tenay: Right hands to the face by Batista and the Rated R Superstar is reeling
Batista tosses Edge into the corner and begins to ram his shoulder into Edge's ribs, walks away and taunts to the crowd
Tenay: The crowd is split. One half boos, one half cheering and it seems like it's a mixed match here
Styles: It's going to be like this all night...there are people who naturally hate Edge, which is not hard to see why, but actually want him to win tonight
(Batista turns around and runs to do another shoulder thrust but Edge moves and Batista crashes into the post... Edge waits until Batista backs up, grabs his head & lands the Edge-O-Matic...pin & 2-count)
Styles: Edge-O-Matic lands but Batista kicks out at two as Batista favors that shoulder
Tenay: As we see the replay here, Batista attempted the running Shoulder Thrust but Edge saw it coming
(As Edge gets Batista back to a vertical base, he throws him off the ropes but Batista counters with a Spear and starts to open up Edge with closed fist shots to the face...Referee Rudy Charles tries to pull him off but Batista won't let go)
Tenay: A true animal, Batista, with the closed fist is trying his best to make Edge bleed
Styles: And the Rated R Superstar is looking glazed over
(Batista, shakes the ref off of him, attempts to pick up Edge and gets a thumb to the eye. Edge gets up runs off the ropes but gets a Boot for his trouble...another pin...2-count and with frustration beginning to set in with elbows to the face begins...)
Tenay: There's no need for this... Get him off Ref.
Styles: (As the crowd boos) An animal unleashed here as the crowd boos even louder
(Rudy Charles talks to Batista and gives him a warning...Batista picks up Edge and throws him off the ropes but still is mouthing off with the ref which gives Edge the time to hit a Spinning Wheel Kick. Edge picks Batista up....tries to toss him into the corner...reversal by Batista and Batista runs toward Edge for another Shoulder Thrust and once again he misses but this time Edge jumps up, wraps his legs around Batista for a Roll Up...2-count.)
Styles: Edge came so close there...they're both back up...devistating clothesline by Batista...
Tenay: Batista is not letting up here and he's becoming very vicious here as he continue to get on the crowds nerves
Styles: Edge is back up thought, Batista runs towards him...One Man Flapjack by Edge
Tenay: That should give Edge a little breather
Styles: But Edge shouldn't rest to long because Batista is starting to get back up again...
(And as Batista gets up Edge is on the top rope and hits a Missile Dropkick to Batista's face and as payback begins to land several shots to his face and wraps his arms around Batista for a Sleeper Hold)
Tenay: It looks like Batista is fading
Styles: But don't count him out just yet... He's lifts his up while Edge is still holding him.. where does he get all this power
Batista has Edge in the air...let's him go but picks him up again for the Spinebuster...
Tenay: Batista in total control here....(as Batista shakes the ropes) it looks like he's preparing for the Batista Bomb
Styles: Edge is in trouble here
(Batista waits as Edge gets up, Edge senses the Batista Bomb coming and rolls out the ring and heads up the ramp...Batista follows him, and grabs Edge by the hair and tosses him back in the ring)
Tenay: Referee Rudy Charles is trying to get Edge a breather but wait what's Christian doing
Styles: The Instant Classic is giving Edge a chair... Edge gets up....swings and a misses for the strikeout and he gets another Spinebuster
Tenay: Batista can put this one away here....But he's picking up the chair
Styles: Edge is up.... OH MY GOD! That was a chair shot
Tenay: Batista with a blatant shot to the head to Edge and the ref rings the bell...here comes Christian Cage... Batista swings and misses as Cage comes off the ropes... but he gets a chair right to the face...
Jimmy Lennon Jr. : The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification.... Edge... but still the MWC Champion Batista!
Styles: Batista lifts his arms like he's done something great he's laid out Edge & Christian and left them in a pool of their own blood
Tenay: (As Batista picks up Edge) And it doesn't look like he's done... puts the chair down... lifts Edge... for a Powerbomb into the chair with authority!
Styles: He may still be champion but YOUR show's champion didn't have to do that to Evolution's Edge or Christian Cage
Tenay: I don't condone such actions this was just a way to keep his title...(As Batista lifts the MWC Championship in the air) this is an embarrassment to the Underground brand...
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Tenay: Can Raven overcome the mighty phenom Undertaker?
Styles: A betting man who say no but we're about to find out now?
(A flock of raven's start flying from the entrance way to the ring which is now shrouded in black light and they circle the ring. They begin to send a loud screech across the arena which starts "Scream" and Raven makes his way to the ring)
Styles: An ECW original, Raven has become something of a prophet his whole career predicting outcomes to people's lives & the future to superstars careers
Tenay: He one of those modern mysteries you cannot attempt to figure out and if you do you'll realize you made the mistake
Styles: This is why I never attempted to figure out why Raven is the way he is
(The lights do dark...A long version of "Ministry" plays as a whole bunch of men in hooded robes are around the arena....once again the lights are off, then all of them send a bolt of lightning from their hands to the entrance
way which lights up and appears the Phenom)
Styles: One of the most decorated men in wrestling, the Undertaker has finally made his way again to the big dance and is prepared to take what's his... the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship
Tenay: But Raven has prepared himself for weeks now... training on the heads of Undertaker's fellow Underground stars with a signapore cane
Styles: I guess that's his form of saying hello?
Tenay: I hope I never have to greet Raven backstage...
(In the ring, Raven & Undertake face each other, neither man flinching at the site of one another)
Styles: Well this is it. The final match of the night...the Champion Raven
Tenay: The challanger, the Undertaker
Styles: For the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship
Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Match
Raven (c) vs. The Undertaker
(Throughtout the match, Raven & Taker are going back and forth with their respectable offense. Raven is being dominated most of the match from Undertaker's striking ability and starts to fade a little. Undertaker finally catches Raven with a Last Ride but Raven kicks out and now Taker is looking for something else to finish Raven off with)
Styles: Undertaker is looking frustrated but I think he just figured out the one move he hasn't used yet
Tenay: It's the one move many men have fallen to the Undertaker with and could most likely end Raven's 3 month title reign here...
("Dead Man Walking" plays and Big Evil comes down to the arena bike and all...the crowd cheers but some look confused)
Styles: It's the other man who calls himself the Undertaker... but what is he doing out here?
Tenay: He told the President to pay attention to the main event tonight that he's going to make someone famous
Styles: But how does he plan to do that?
(Big Evil hops off his bike and Undertaker looks at him from inside the ring....both men start to argue... finally Raven gets up and grabs Undertaker but Undertaker pushes him off and lands a boot...Picks Raven back up and signals for the Tombstone)
Styles: This may be the end of Raven here
Tenay: Taker picks him up...he's signaling to Big Evil like watch what I do
Styles: WOW! But I think Big Evil's one-gun salute wasn't the reaction Undertaker was looking for... WAIT look at Raven...HE JUST FLIPPED THE TOMBSTONE INTO HIS OWN TOMBSTONE....
Tenay: TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER TO THE UNDERTAKER!....1.....2.....3....RAVEN DID IT! RAVEN DID IT! RAVEN HAS JUST BEATEN THE UNDERTAKER
Styles: (As bottles & can are thrown into the ring) It's like ECW all over again, I don't think Raven was suppose to win here as far as these fans go
Tenay: It's nothing they can do about it now as Raven has just defeated the Undertaker..
Styles: Big Evil comes in the ring and it looks like Raven is ready for another fight
(Big Evil looks at Raven...looks down at Undertaker...picks him up ... raises his right arm to signal for the Last Ride...)
Styles: Undertaker is up...wait....where is her going?
Tenay: Styles! Move!
(Big Evil tosses the Undertaker all the way outside into the newly redone commentator's table as the crowd cheers)
Tenay: Another table broken here tonight as Undertaker is laid out in front of us
Styles: I'm looking and he doesn't look like him that much from up close
Tenay: It doesn't matter anymore, it looks like the real Undertaker is looking to now challenge Raven
Styles: Will we see Big Evil versus Raven?
Tenay: Who knows. Only time will tell...what we do know is Raven is still your Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion...
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