James E Cornette
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MWC Evolution - March 5, 2007March 5, 2007
Pepsi Center
Denver, Colorado
Dark Match
Story Of A Champion Invitational Match
Ken Shamrock vs. Kevin Thorn
Winner: Ken Shamrock by submission
Mike Tenay: Welcome To Monday Night Evolution folks from Denver, Colorado.
President Tags: It's cold outside but it's about to get hot in here.
Mike Tenay: We've gotten word that Jimmy Hart will return next week after Rated RKO's attack at the premiere of Evolution a few weeks back
(A vid clip is shown of the conchairto to Jimmy)
Tenay: He has been out with an concussion due to this vicious attack but he will be at full strength next week
President: I'm glad to hear he's better. I also here he has a big annoucement regarding MWC's Grand Festival Numbero Uno
Tenay: I wonder what Jimmy has up his sleeve.
President: Whatever it is, it's gonna be big. But in the meantime, we have our main event tonight
Tenay: That's right a match to determine the #1 Conteder for Raven's Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship...or is it the Dark Ages Championship
President: Either way it's still the richest prize in our company.
Tenay: Plus our newest edition's to the roster, X-Pac will be in a match against Brock Lesnar, a match which started in a arguement on MWC.com, which the President made it a #1 contenders match for Batista's title
President: We also have Batista....
("Walk The Line" starts playing and Batista comes out as the crowd goes crazy)
Tenay:...Who's on his way out here now
President: And if anyone is wondering why he's wearing a belt is because
this man converted his World Heavyweight Championship into the new belt the Myspace.com Mid Pacific Championship
Tenay: A title he's worked hard for which he brings to MWC.
President: And I have the pleasure of interviewing him, be right back (as he leaves, "Like A Boss" begins playing)
Tenay: And we're going to get an exclusive from our newest champion, Batista
(In the ring..)
President: Batista, when I saw your contract proposal I didn't even hesitate to sign on the dotted line. So what our fans would like to know is what brings you to MWC?
Batista: (Crowd chants "Batista, Batista") Well, first of all thank you for the oppritunity Mr. President. I'm glad that I have a chance to come here with my title still intact. What brings me to MWC? It's the same goal I had in the WWE, is to keep doing what I've been doing and that's keeping this title around my waist.
President: Who are you looking foward to having matches with?
Batista: Doesn't matter anyone who comes in my path will learn what happens when I set off the Batista Bomb (Crowd chants "Batista, Batista").
President: Do you have anything to say to the fans?
Batista: As far as these fans go I can give a damn about. (Crowd is in utter shock, some boo). Do you wanna know something funny JP, I didn't get a single card from anyone when i was in the hospital. (takes the mic) 8 months, 8 months on the DL rehabbing to please you. And what do you do? You cheer for Rey Mysterio winning MY title, big deal (looks at the camera) it's called the Heavyweight division, Cruisierweights are not allowed. (More boos pour in) You forget I was never pinned when I left, I shouldn't have had to lose to King Booker a first time, feud with Finlay & Mr. Kennedy to get my damn title back. You know what, Mr. President, I will answer that question about competiton. I cannot be beaten here, who can stop me...Jericho? Edge? Raven? Oh, wait maybe "Mr. I don't wanna be mid-card anymore" Jeff Hardy? Or the Big Red Machine Kane (laughs) Yeah right, noboday can beat me.
(Fire explodes through the ramp and Kane makes way to the ring)
Tenay: Finally, someone can come shut his mouth. Batista has turned his back to these fans because people forgot to send him a card?
Batista: Speak of the devil, the Big Red Machine Kane. (Laughs) How's the weather at the bottom.
(Kane laughs)
Batista: What's your point being out here.
(Kane points at Batista)
Batista: Haha, you want a piece of me... your not even on my level
(Kane uppercuts Batista in the face..)
Tenay: Roundhouse to the face and the champion is knocked out the ring
President: (back at the booth) Kane didn't like that mid-card comment. (Sniffs) Do you smell burning?
Tenay: Yeah, I do. Wait, Look!
(On the titantron, it shows Batista's car on fire. Batista points at Kane and runs out the arena. Kane laughs)
President: Wow, Batista sure left outta here in a hurry
Tenay: I would too if that was my car
President: And Kane is laughing. You come into MWC as champion and you become a marked man, welcome to MWC, Batista.
Tenay: The show hasn't even started and we have a whole bunch of action. Later tonight, it's Diamond Dallas Page versus Iceman Dean James for the MWC Evolution Nights Championship in a ladder match but up next it's the debut of CM Punk
President: And it's next
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(As the camera comes from the commercial, Jay Lethal is seen talking to Jack Evans & Jeff Hardy)
Jay Lethal: Wow, MWC. I heard it was a spectacle in it's self but I never thought I'd see John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin & the legendary Diamond Dallas Page in one night
Jeff Hardy: We're the future here man
Jack Evans: And they say we're the future of the light-weight division so...
(Batista walks by)
Batista: Well, what are you punk asses staring at?
Jeff Hardy: Nothing much just sitting here being mid-card wrestlers
Evans: Sorry about your car, I don't...
Lethal: (cutting him off) Batista, Wow! Hi, I'm Jay Lethal can I get your autograph?
Batista: Who? Oh, undercard from TNA. (Mushes Lethal in the face) The answer is no...
Jeff: (steps in) Hey man what's your problem?
Evans: Yeah, what's with the total switch from WWE?
Batista: Weak individuals upset me. So unless you want your ass handed to you I wouldn't cross me.
Lethal: Hey Batista (attempts a super kick, Batista catches his foot...picks him up and spinebusters him through a nearby coffee table)
Batista: (Takes Lethal's paper & throws it at his lifeless body) Don't forget my autograph
(Back at the table)
President: Wow, what's with Batista ?
Tenay: I don't know but he sure has had a change of heart since he's been here
(CM Punk makes his way toward the ring while Gangrel waits in the ring)
President: I don't think these fans are use to him being like that...in the meantime, here is our newest edition to the lineup in MWC, CM Punk
Tenay: He lives the straight-edge lifestyle, no drinking, no smoking, just the spirit of the competition
President: No invitation to the bar after tonight's show for him
CM Punk vs. Gangrel
Winner: CM Punk by submission
Preisdent: An amazing win by CM Punk tonight on his debut on Evolution.
Tenay: And we're not done, up next is our Evolution Nights Championship match...(listens to the headphones)...but wait we're getting word from backstage...lets go live to Molly Holly back stage...take it away Molly.
(Backstage)
Molly Holly: I'm here in the office of Paul Heyman with...
Jeff Hardy: I want a match with Batista tonight!
Paul Heyman: Funny, he wants you out there tonight too.
Jeff: Fine! Make the match, I'm going to show him you can't just walk around with a chip on your shoulder
Heyman: Then that will be tonight... Batista versus Jeff Hardy...(with a sadistic smile) Good luck
(Back at the table, Iceman is in the ring already & DDP is making his way to the ring)
Tenay: Wow, what a night this is turning out to be as Diamond Dallas Page is making his way to the ring...it's the match for the Evolution Nights Championship up next.
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MWC Evolution Nights Championship Ladder Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Iceman Dean James
(DDP has a sleeper hold on Iceman and he's fading)
Tenay: Welcome back fans. We have a good match going on here with DDP & Iceman Dean James who's right now in alot of trouble
President: It's been a sea saw battle (Replay is shown of Iceman attempting the "Standing Ovation" but his foot is caught and a Dragon Screw by DDP, DDP attempting to climb the ladder and suplexed off & DDP's suicided divee from the top of the ladder) Which as you can see it's been brutal up until now and DDP looks to weaken Iceman
Tenay: He needs to slow him down enough to keep him grounded so he won't stop him from climbing that ladder to win the title
(Hebner checks DDP's arm as Iceman seems to be gone...)
Tenay: Lead referee Earl Hebner is checking the tightness of that sleeper hold and.....Iceman begins to get up, what strength...he's still in this (crowd chants "Iceman") but DDP is still holding tight
(Iceman pulls himself towards the ladder as DDP is still holding him...grabs DDP by the head & runs up the ladder and turns the sleeper...)
President: Beautiful reversal as he sents DDP into the mat
Tenay: A variation of a Stone Cold Stunner by Iceman off the ladder...and here it comes
(2 standing Enziguri's to DDP into...)
Tenay: But DDP catches his foot again...but Iceman one-up's him with another Enziguri...
President: (as Iceman takes his bow) He pulls it off...Standing Ovation and I think he's ready to climb
(Iceman slowly takes his time up the ladder but DDP slowly gets up & grabs him...)
Tenay: Powerbomb by DDP. Iceman's head bouncing off the mat. (DDP picks Iceman and prepares a Diamond Cutter)
President: But he's out, forget the finisher, climb the ladder..
(DDP grabs him by the neck by Iceman elbows him twice in the ribs... )
Tenay: DDP grabs his ribs as he let's go of Iceman...
(Iceman waits until DDP comes in his direction, kicks him in the stomach and underhook both arms..)
Tenay: Boxoffice Smash by Iceman and there he goes up the ladder
(Iceman grabs the title and Hebner calls for the bell as Iceman sits atop the ladder)
President: And that's it Iceman retains his title..another good outing by
Iceman Dean James who out off all our champions, is still the original holder...that's amazing in this day & age of constant changing hands of titles
Tenay: Your right it's proof why he's the future of MWC. And up next is the...(Jack Evans runs out and pushes the ladder over and Iceman lands into the spanish annoucers table)
President: Oh my god! What the hell was that about? Why did Evans come out and attack Iceman?
Tenay: I don't know this kid has no reason to be out here...someone get some help
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(A vid is showing the new POWER 15 only on MWC.com encoraging people to log on and take a look)
President: That's the POWER 15, only in MWC. (Brock makes his way to the ring while X-Pac stands idly by in the ring) And here's two men who may break their way onto that list with a win here
Tenay: This match goes back to a arguement our camera's caught backstage which aired exclusively on MWC.com
(A vid is shown a disagreement between X-Pac, Chyna & Brock Lesnar)
Tenay: We later learned Chyna was fired due to her failed drug testing
President: She wanted to play with the big boys but she couldn't hang
Challange Match for #1 Contender's Match for the Myspace.com Mid Pacific Championship
Brock Lesnar vs. X-Pac
(X-Pac's speed has been helping him through out the match but Brock begins to take over with several power moves)
President: And there's another clothesline which turns X-Pac's body inside out
Tenay: His feet kicked the ref....But it doesn't matter, I think the end is near
(Chyna makes her through the crowd with a chair in hand...runs in the ring and low blows Brock)
President: What the hell? Why is she in my ring?
(Brock falls to his knees which Chyna smacks him across the face with the chair....Brock still fights to get up but...)
Tenay: Oh my god, another chair shot to Brock's skull
President: That's a woman scorned in the ring...but she's helping up her man
(Chyna hugs X-Pac but then knees him in the groin and DDT his head into the chair...the President calls security)
Tenay: (As security make their way to the ring and take Chyna away) Wow, what a way to go out.
President: Even thought she tresspassed , she still left her mark in MWC taking out both men
Tenay: Brock & X-Pac are laying in their own pool of blood but we still have no winner & no #1 contender..
(Camera goes to commercial)
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(A shot of Chyna being arrested and leaving with handcuffs on is shown....)
President: I hate to do it but I had to end this madness one way or another....
Tenay: At least it should be a little more calm now. Update on Brock & X-Pac, it seems both men have suffered minor lacerations to the skull from the chair shots. We will be updated during the night.
President: Before the show started there was a match with Grand Festival incentives
Tenay: That's right, JP, It was another invitational match for Story Of A Champion Match at Grand Festival Numero Uno...Kevin Thorn against Ken Shamrock...
President: (Clips are shown of Ken Shamrock ankle lock on Kevin Thorn) Which ended in Ken Shamrock winning and going to Grand Festival...(Talking into his headphones) Tell Heyman I approve, sounds like a great idea...Thanks
Tenay: What was that about?
President: (As Batista makes his way toward the ring & Jeff Hardy is already in the ring) That man Batista will have a match at Grand Festival Numbero Uno
Tenay: He does? But after what just happened, against who?
President: We will decided in another match next week!
Tenay: That's great news. But who's in it?
President: I can't reveal who but right now it's this challange match between Batista & Jeff Hardy
Challange Match
Batista vs. Jeff Hardy
(Batista controlled most of the match but Jeff has taken over)
Tenay: Twist of Fate by Jeff...and there he goes to the top
(Raven runs to the ring and distracts Jeff giving Batista enough time to recover....tosses him off the turnbuckle)
Tenay: Raven just distracted Jeff which gave Batista the moment he needed
(Batista picks him up...)
President: What a spinebuster to Jeff. (Patrick calls the 3) And there was no need for a Batista bomb there that was enough. I don't blame him for not kicking out.
Tenay: But why was Raven out here? (As Raven makes his way up the ramp)
President: I don't know
Tenay: (Batista grabs a mic) I guess we'll here from our Mid Pacific Champion, Batista
Batista: (Looking down toward Jeff) Hey, look, Jeff is doing his impression of a prostitute...(crowd boos) Now, as I was making my way out of the curtain I could've sworn I heard I have a opponent at Grand Festival. So who is it Mr. President?
President: (Stands with mic in hand) We will decided that next week,
Batista. As of this moment you do not...
Batista: (cutting him off) I don't have an opponent? Then get me one dammit! I didn't come here for nothing. You sorry bastards in back want a piece of me?
(Glass shatters and Stone Cold makes his way out the curtain)
Tenay: You just called Stone Cold a sorry bastard Batista. That was a big mistake
Stone Cold: Look everyone it's Batista (WHAT) the Animal (WHAT) Swollen Joe (WHAT) Mr. Unleashed (WHAT)...you can come out here with your silly little tattoos and your funny little haircut and beat up on lightweights but...
Batista: (cutting him off) Hey Austin, wait, I thought you we're retired? Do you want me to wheel your ass back to the old folks home because (pointing to Jeff Hardy) as you can see messing with me leaves you...
Stone Cold: What we're you going to say...leave you flat on your back (WHAT) i said flat on your back (WHAT) like a hoe (WHAT) prostitute (WHAT) transvestite (WHAT).
Batista: Enough!
Stone Cold: Grand Festival. The biggest Free-Per-View in MWC. Just like to annouce I have a match. Against a man we all look up to. His name is Hulk Hogan
(At the booth)
Tenay: WHAT! Did he just say Hulk Hogan?
President: I approved it already. In a Containment Cell match.
Stone Cold: But once I whip his ass. Your ass is next, son.
Batista: You wish, your a has-been. I was the new big thing out of WWE & i will be the same thing here.
Stone Cold: Hey, this is what i think of your next big thing (sticks up both middle fingers & crowd goes crazy)...and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so.
Tenay: (As camera shows Stone Cold leaving & Batista's face) it will be Austin & Batista at Grand Festi...(Batista grabs Jeff Hardy..)
President: Batista Bomb on Jeff Hardy! Someone's pissed.
Tenay: And I don't think he wants to wait after Grand Festival.
President: The main event is next.
Tenay: It's John Cena versus Edge to determine the #1 contender for the richest prize in our company the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship against Raven
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President: It's come down to this
(John Cena makes his way to the ring and the crowd cheers in unison)
Tenay: And here comes, the former WWE champion has his eyes set on more gold tonight as he has a chance to go to Grand Festival as #1 contender
President: (As Edge makes his way through smoke) But he has to get through this man, Edge, who has fought tooth-and-nail to get a title shot but when you worst enemy signs with the same brand as you old habits come back
Tenay: Old habits like destroying each other's career or tossing their belt in a nearby river.
President: Pull out your pen & pads ladies & gentlemen...time to add another champter to this story
#1 Conteder for Raven's Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship
John Cena vs. Edge w/ Chris Jericho & Lita
(Cena & Edge start with fist flying, Edge beginning to get the upper hand)
President: There holding nothing back tonight
Tenay: Beautiful standing dropkick by Edge
(Edge picks him up but Cena begins to fight back with closed fists to the ribs)
Tenay: Here comes Cena...but he's brought down by a spinning heel kick to the face
President: It doesn't help when all of Rated Y2J is out here
(Edge relaxes in the corner with Lita distracting the ref, Jericho comes in the ring...pulls Cena's legs around the corner pole and...)
President: Oh....that's low...a metal pole isn't suppose to go there
Tenay: It's a 3-on-1 advantage for Edge
President: In most cases I would like 3-on-1 but not here I don't
(Edge throws Cena in the corner and as Cena bounces off the turnbuckle Edge catches him with a Floatover Suplex into a pin)
President: (As Cena kicks out) Only a 2-count there..
(Edge looking a little frantic begins to stop away at Cena as he lays there...)
Tenay: There goes Edge to the top....Cena is up....Cena moves out the way of the crossbody
President: No dice there
(Cena starts building momentum with repeated clotheslines...throws Edge off the ropes and lands a Twisting belly-to-belly side slam, the crowd starts to get eratic)
President: Cena has Edge reeling....Cena has Edge by the hair...kick to the gut
(Cena runs off the ropes and attempts the Throwback neck snap but Edge moves...Cena lands on his back and as he tries to get up Edge does a standing dropkick to his back...Cocky, Edge walks around the ring pointing at his head)
Tenay: Edge, mocking Cena like "I'm smarter than you"
President: He was smart there but can he continue to capitalize
Tenay: We'll find out next.
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(As commercial come back Edge has a sleeper hold on Cena and is holding him down)
President: Edge has had command over this match the since the commercial
(Clips showing Edge performing a Russian leg sweep reversal from Cena's attempt at a F-U)
Tenay: Will Cena be able to come back from this?
(Cena begins to slowly get up, the crowd chants his name to will him up and get him to fight out the sleeper....repeates shots to the gut by Cena...he breaks the hold!)
President: There goes Cena...two flying shoulder blocks....a clothesline
Tenay: And there's variation Release spinning fisherman's suplex...into the pin
(Edge kicks out....as Edge gets up he walks into a Spin-out powerbomb and prepares for the Five knuckle shuffle)
President: (As the crowd goes "You can't see me") Off the rope...five knucle shuffle connects...and I think it's time for a F-U
(Cena waits for Edge to get up but Lita jumps up up on the apron)
Tenay: Distraction by Lita....in comes Jericho...Flash back connects on Cena and I think this is what Edge was looking for
President: Cena may be looking at the end right here..
Tenay: Edge is preparing for a body-cutting Spear....
(A loud sound from a bull horn is being played)
President: That sounds so annoying... but it can be only one person.
(Jimmy Hart comes from the curtain and is standing alone on the ramp)
Jimmy: (in the speaker) I've decided there is no reason to wait next week, daddio. I'm here and healthy now so why not spill the beans now? Live at Grand Festival you two are going to be in a match which the President has cleared already.
Jericho: (Grabbing a mic) Against who?
Jimmy: Against these two men (Bret Hart & Jim 'the Anvil Neidhart come through the curtain) The Hart Foundation is back, cool cats!
Tenay: That's blockbuster news. Edge is in total shock looking towards the ramp.
Jericho: But Edge is about to win his match so your nothing but a geratric liar Jimmy
(Back in the ring, Cena gets up and sees his opening...Cena catches Edge in a roll up while his back is turned....1...2...3. Cena wins! Cena wins!)
President: That happen so fast what the hell happened?
Tenay: Cena with the school boy for the win. John Cena is now going on to face Raven at the biggest free-per-view of the year.
President: Edge is beside himself. Now Rated Y2J's match is offical.
Tenay: The story here is John Cena will face Raven at Grand Festival Numero Uno for the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship. What a match & what a night. It's the Hart Foudation and they are back in full strength. What's in store for the world tag team champion next week?
President: Tune in next week, 'til then goodnight from Denver...(As "Time Is Now being played" Cena is going to the Festival!)
Results:
Ken Shamrock defeats Kevin Thorn
Iceman defeats DDP / Iceman still champion
CM Punk defeats Gangrel
Brock Lesnar & X-Pac - No contest
Batista defeats Jeff Hardy
John Cena defeats Edge / John Cena new #1 contender
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