James E Cornette
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MWC Evolution - Feburary 12, 2007Monday Night Evolution
Feburary 12, 2007
(Pyro goes off, camera pans to the President, Jimmy & Tenay)
Mike Tenay: Hello ladies & gentlemen. Mike Tenay, Jimmy Hart & the President himself live from St. Louis, Missouri. We are here to bring to you the first ever showing of Evolution Monday Nights on the inauguration night of MySpace Wrestling Coalition.
President JP Tagliaern: Yes, the most popular website in the world joins forces with the fastest rising wrestling association to bring wrestling to your homes each and every Monday
Jimmy Hart: Hello, dudes and dudettes! Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart here. And before I continue I want to personally thank you Mr. President for giving me another chance to be apart of wrestling.
President Tags: Hey, Jimmy, no problem at all. I knew (A familiar entrance music is being played and the Mother of Extreme is coming to the ring) Sorry, Jimmy, but my new GM is coming to the ring.
(Heyman comes into the ring…some stand up and cheer, others boo)
Paul Heyman: I’m baaaaaaaack. The powers that be have watched me sob and tear for the Million Dollar Pride of Connecticut, who since his mighty dollar is as powerful as his pen, seemingly aborted my baby from my grasp. (A chant of F*** VKM starts) But a new horizon has come (points to the President) that means you, Mr. Tagliaern sir, and the sun’s mighty rays have shined in me once again giving me the opportunity to return to the ring.
(At the table…President Tags: I knew there was a reason I hired Heyman. Tenay: Don’t mean to question your decisions, but are you sure that was the right move?)
(Back at the ring…)
Heyman: This time I will not let any of you down. I will do everything it takes to successful bring the best wrestling show this industry has ever seen. We will crown first ever tag team champions & begin the tournament to crown the first ever Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion. So, forget about the rest…the only letters that matter is (fans go along with him) M…W…C!
(Music plays as Heyman leaves the rings. As he passes the announcer booth, he once again thanks the President)
President: Now, Tenay, you still think I made a wrong decision?
Tenay: Anyone can turn over a new leaf but leaves can blow away like the wind.
Hart: (Says jokingly) That means, daddio, he still think it was wrong.
Tenay: Up next, as Paul Heyman mentioned, will be the first match in the World Heavyweight Championship tournament after this commercial break.
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(The lights dim as Jeff Hardy comes to the ring, fans start to cheer)
Tenay: Here we go, the Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy is here.
President: When he came to me, Jeff said he was ready for competition. I said “Kid, get ready for the fight of your life”.
Hart: I like this kid, right out of Flair country; he’s a cool cat with an eye for the air.
Tenay: Before we came back from commercial it was announced that our GM, Paul Heyman made this a random drawing and as of right now we have no idea who Jeff is fighting.
(Utter silence takes over the ring until “Break The Walls” starts, fans cheer in unison standing)
Hart & Tenay: Oh my god! (They both turn to the President)
President: (laughs) I love surprises. I forgot to mention I made a last minute acquisition of a retired legend in the game, so to speak. He was an “undisputed” type of guy.
(The camera pans to the ring. The announcer begins)
Jimmy Lennon, Jr.: Welcome fight fans to the premiere of Myspace Wrestling Coalition and the debut of Evolution Monday Nights. Introducing first, to my left, known as the charismatic enigma, he is Jeff Hardy. And to my right, he’s professional wrestling’s only known undisputed champion, Chris Jericho.
Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Preliminary Match
Jeff Hardy v. Chris Jericho
Winner: Jericho by Submission
(Jericho won’t release the Walls of Jericho, ref calls for the bell but there’s no use)
Hart: This is uncalled for there’s no reason for this.
(Hardy tucks his legs and tosses Jericho into the turnbuckle…catches him with a reverse Twist of Fate and goes to the top rope and…)
Tenay: Swanton Bomb with authority!
(Orton runs down to the ring…hits Jeff with a RKO…)
President: What the hell is this all about…
(Orton grabs two chairs, gives one to Jericho…Hardy stands up…)
Hart: The one move Orton and another wrestler on this show made famous…the Conchairto
Tenay: What impact against Jeff’s skull.
(Orton turns to Jericho and RKO’s him onto a chair, and then grabs the mic)
Tenay: 2 RKO’s, a Conchairto and an impromptu interference of a tournament what the hell Orton?
(In the ring…)
Orton: (taunts & says) That’s how you make a statement. No refs, no rules, just punishment…ain’t that right Iceman. (Orton drops the mic and leaves the ring)
Tenay: He’s referring to our main event tonight between him and Dean James in a parking lot brawl which…
President: (cuts him off) …which I hope Dean teaches him some damn respect.
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Hart: We’re back cool people. Our tag team match is next.
Tenay: Without Orton involved, I hope, we can crown some tag champions.
Tag Team Match for the Myspace.com World Tag Team Championship
Transylvania Express v. Sonjay Dutt & Rodney Mack
Winner: Translyvania Express – Gangrel pins Dutt
(Thorn comes in the ring after tossing Mack outside. Gangrel brings a chair in the ring)
Hart: Weapon of choice tonight seems like the common steel chair.
President: And they said “Don’t worry JP, you can handle it”
(Thorn lifts Dutt in the air in a 3D type set-up. Gangrel takes his head and does the Impaler DDT through the chair.)
Tenay: They call it the Sacrifice and they told me there going old school, which means…
(Thorn & Gangrel kneels down raises their arms, the lights go red in the ring and blood comes down and drowns Sonjay Dutt)
President: (Rubs his face over his eyes) Yep, they said, “you can handle it, no problem” (Calls to the back) Go to commercial so someone can clean this mess up
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(Camera comes back from commercial Jeremy Borash is standing with Iceman Dean James)
Borash: Welcome back, to what has been a wild night on Evolution…
Iceman: (takes the mic)…And it’s only begun because it’s obvious some is wants to show me there ready for a fight. Orton, you gay rights activist, went out there and showed me nothing. I could’ve done that easily but I rather show you what I’m made of later. Legend killer, more like piece of….
(Orton comes by and throws an elbow to the head. Iceman fights back with rights & lefts. Security comes and try to break them up. The President himself comes by and separates them. Orton says, “It’s gonna be a hazing tonight, rook”. “Yeah, mate, I’m going to turn you into a science project”, says James.)
Hart: Hey daddio, I thought the President said he was going on a bathroom break
Tenay: He did, if you consider what he’s going through with Orton tonight.
Hart: Wait, isn’t Iceman’s first match next?
(Iceman comes to the ring; the crowd gives him a mixed reaction…he grabs the mic)
Iceman: You may not know me now but trust me you will get to know me soon enough.
4-Way Battle Royale for the Evolution Nights Championship
Iceman Dean James v. Rodney Mack v. Kevin Thorn v. DDP
- Thorn & Mack slug it out until Mack tosses him over
- Iceman Irish Whips Mack into the ropes and DDP clothesline him to the outside
- Iceman gives DDP 2 standing Enziguri’s and a standing super kick and DDP flips over the top rope to be eliminated
Winner: Iceman Dean James
(As the crowd cheers, The President comes to the ring with the belt and raises Dean James’ arms as the winner. Iceman grabs a mic)
Iceman: Thank you Mr. President (Turns to the crowd) now that’s what I call a 5-Star performance, (the crowd stands up and cheers) but the show must go on, that was just a workout…(points to backstage) Orton your next and I will make sure I will end this show with a bang. (The crowd goes crazy once again)
(At the table…)
Tenay: It’s the next match of the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship tournament next.
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Tenay: Our next match is up. (Edge’s music hits) And it will be with The Rated R Superstar himself, Edge.
Hart: But who will be his opponent?
(Fire heats up the arena and the crowd stands up and cheer)
President: The Big Red Machine himself, Kane.
Tenay: Well this night has had surprises left & right and this one makes it feel like its summer in here.
(The camera pans to the ring. The announcer begins)
Jimmy Lennon, Jr.: Welcome fight fans to the next match in the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship tournament. Introducing first, to my left, he is known as the Big Red Machine, the monster Kane. And to my right, the Rated R Superstar himself, Edge.
Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Preliminary Match
Kane v. Edge
Winner: Edge pins Kane
(Edge grabs two chairs and brings them into the ring, then signals to backstage…Orton comes out as the crowd boos)
Hart: Geez, dude, this is getting old really fast.
(Edge & Orton gives Kane a Conchairto…as the crowds boos get louder.)
Orton: The legend killer is back to grace you sorry saps again. Wait, you don’t understand the word “legend”. Hey Edge, think about it, they wouldn’t know anything about legends…(the crowd throws out names)…did I hear Pete Rose, Mark McGwire…
Edge: They we’re pathetic…(the crowd chants “F U Edge”) Orton & me, Rated RKO are legendary. This is what we think of those so-called “legends”
(Edge & Orton put down a chair and prepare Kane, already a bloody mess, for a double RKO…)
Tenay: Aren’t you going to do anything President?
President: (taking into his backstage headset) send him out…now!
(The crowd goes crazy when they see the appearance of a MMA legend)
Tenay: The surprises keep on coming, it’s Ken Shamrock! And as he enters, Rated RKO leaves. Wow, that was so legendary of them
Hart: Cool cats, this Shamrock character comes from a family full of fighters. Which is sure convenient when you have an RKO problem.
President: I said to myself, every company has an enforcer, meet the Evolution enforcer.
(Shamrock leaves the ring and follows Edge & Orton up the ramp to the backstage area. As soon as they hit the curtain the Evolution Champion, Iceman Dean James grabs Orton and slams his head into the concrete)
Hart: That looks like it hurts.
Tenay: From one match to another, here is the Parking Lot match right now. President we’re are you going?
President: To change a few things.
Tenay: Hey backstage, get a camera to follow the President! Let’s go to commercial. We’ll be right back with our main event!
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(As the cameras come back from commercial, The President arrives in the parking lot as Iceman & Orton are going back and forth with fists)
Tenay: We’re back. And there’s the President. Let’s listen in.
(At the parking lot…)
President: Where’s Edge & Shamrock? Dammit, Where’s Heyman? Get me a ref. Make this a tag team match now.
Main Event Tag Team Parking Lot Brawl
Iceman Dean James & Ken Shamrock v. Rated RKO (Randy Orton & Edge)
Shamrock & Edge are slugging it out until Edge counters his right and DDt’s him on the concrete. Shamrock is busted open on contact. Orton closed fists are leaving there mark on Iceman. Edge picks up Shamrock and tries to Irish Whip him into a car but he reverses! Edge shatters the driver side window of an Escalade with his head. “Hey, That’s a rental,” says Iceman, who has Orton by the hair and picks up a lead pipe. Iceman connects with the pipe to the ribs and as Orton falls, he connects again this time to the head, which turns Orton’s face into a crimson mask (Thanks JR). Edge gets up from the car, blows past Shamrock and attempts to spear Iceman. He counters…and catches Edge with a Drop Toe Hold into the concrete. Edge is now busted open. Orton blindsides Iceman and clocks him with the same pipe he was strucked with! As Iceman begins to bleed from the back of his head and falls to the ground, Shamrock comes behind Orton and Release German Suplex him into a car’s from windshield! Everyone is slow to get up, but Iceman is being helped up by Shamrock until Edge attempts another spear and this time catches it! He spears both Iceman & Shamrock into a nearby brick wall. Orton calls Edge and both of them grab chairs…until they spot a long pipe…they pick it up and get ready to clothesline Shamrock & Iceman with it. They both get up and drop kick the pipe into Edge & Orton, creating an even more open gash on Rated RKO.
President: (Talking in his headset) Are we still on the air?
(A voice says…)
Tenay: No more commercials, Mr. President. We’re still live.
Hart: (Making a thumbs up motion) All systems go, daddio.
Heyman: (Out of breathe) I came fast as I could, sir.
President: Not fast enough. I wanted you to stand here with me and look at the future of our company
Heyman: (Looking at the bloody mess) This truly brings me back, sir. (Wiping a “tear”) Thank you for bringing me back to reality.
Orton & Iceman stands up and trade punches once again…as well does Edge and Shamrock. Orton swings high; Iceman ducks, catching Orton with 2 standing Enziguri’s into his trademark standing super kick. Iceman bows as he gets a standing ovation from the parking lot crowd.
President: The 5-Star Performance! What a combination! This is why he’s the Evolution Nights Champion because of moves like that.
But Orton DOESN’T SELL THE MOVE…RKO by Orton.
Heyman: But not like Rated RKO, those are natural born champions.
Shamrock does a right / left combos into a back roundhouse punch and knock Edge down to both knees. Orton stands over Iceman and prepares to RKO him across a nearby car but Shamrock has picked up a chair to come him Orton. Orton dropkicks Shamrock in the face as the chair connects at the same time. Shamrock drops…super kick to Orton by Iceman into & through the same car he was German Suplexed into!…Edge prepares to spear Iceman as Iceman picks up a chair! Edge runs head first into the chair but Iceman falls on the long pipe from earlier…so does Edge…Everyone lies motionless as Orton slips off the car window on to the ground.
President: End it. It’s over. There out. Call EMS! We need stretchers, now!
(A voice is heard as the camera pans over Rated RKO, Iceman & Shamrock covered in blood)
Tenay: Wow, what a night here on Evolution. What will happen next week? Will they make it to next week? Live from New York City, goodnight.
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