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MWC Evolution - February 19, 2007Dark Match: Evolution Nights Champion Iceman Dean James defeats Rodney Mack
Monday Night Evolution
February 19, 2007
(pryro finishes, Camera does close up on Tenay & Hart)
Mike Tenay: Welcome to Evolution, ladies and gentlemen. Happy President's Day. This is Mike Tenay and we're starting tonight's show with news about the President injuries due to an attack in his office by Rated RKO.
Jimmy Hart: Hey, party people. Jimmy Hart here and we're live from the President's home town, the city that never sleeps, New York City in the legendary Hammerstein Ballroom.
Tenay: Rumor has it the President is here tonight even through the pain...("Like A Boss" begins to play in the arena, the fans cheer loudly). With a neckbrace and everything the President is here...he’s suppose to make a huge annoucement regarding all the wrestlers currently in MWC.
Hart: Everyone is getting laid off already?
Tenay: No, but I think it has something to do with the future of MWC. (Camera does a slow close up to the President) Let's go to the ring to the President of MWC, JP Tagliaern.
(In the ring...)
President JP Tagliaern: Ladies & gentlemen, this is M...W...C! (Crown chants, "welcome home") Thank you, thank you for that ovation I appreciate that especially at a time where anything would make me feel better. Thanks to the uncalled-for antics of Rated RKO, I have to wear this neckbrace but dammit I'm here. But nevermind me, everyone has come up to me all day asking what's the big annoucement. And Jimmy, no one is getting fired, at least not yet...(At the booth... Hart: Thank god, I just got here) I'm going to need a little help with this so let's bring out another proud man from New York.... your GM Paul Heyman.
(Heyman's music plays and with a smile on his face makes his way to the ring)
Tenay: Look at the man who "leads this show"
Hart: Give the man some credit, though, he's come a long way in this buisness
Tenay: Yeah? Well where was he last week when all hell was breaking loose between our Evolution Nights champion, the Evolution enforcer and Rated RKO? Where was he when Rated RKO conchairto maneuver hospitalized the President?
Hart: The President did say no one is getting fired yet...
(As Heyman is in the ring he grabs a mic)
Paul Heyman: New York City! The greatest city in the world in the house that my baby built! (They cheer for the cheap pop) If you don't know me by now the name is Paul Heyman and I’ am your General Manager. Welcome to the leader in wrestling. This will be the new house of MWC. This is Evolution Monday Nights. (The crowd gets a little louder)
President. Heyman, I called you out here in light of the conversation we had earlier...the big announcement. I'll let you handle this; I'm still having some pain.
Heyman: Ladies & gentlemen, the process of becoming the dominant force in wrestling will move forward even more on February 25,2007. Live from the STAPLES Center...our first Free-Per-View, MWC World Premiere. (The crowd chants MWC) And we have made two matches already...
President: The very first match will be the semi finals matches between the last 4 competitors in the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship tournament and the last match is the finals of the tournament and we will crown our very first champion
Heyman: We have also decided to premiere the MWC Light-heavyweight Championship in a match I like to call The World Open Call Challenge. We ask any light-heavyweights out there, including our own, to come and compete for this prestigious championship. For the first time ever, it will be battle royale style with pin & submissions involved but the catch is you cannot leave the ring...if you leave, your eliminated. Other matches will be announced later tonight. It will truly be the greatest FPV of all time.
(The crowd claps loud in agreement)
President: (With a smile) I love your enthusiasm, Heyman. But, I have a question. (Paces the ring) What we're you up to last week? Four of your top superstars we're bloody & battered and you was no where to be found.
Heyman: We'll Mr. President; I was doing a little business with some former colleagues of mines. Familiar faces you may know about.
President: (Showing interest) Really? I was browsing through MWC.com and saw that article. I would like to see these "colleagues" in action; I think I may actually give them a chance to prove themselves in the tournament tonight
Heyman: Great idea, sir
President: But please next time let me know what your up to. I don't want to have to come searching for you again. I have a lot riding on the fact that I hired you and for some reason I'm getting a lot of criticism about it
Heyman: No problem, sir. My trouble past follows me everywhere I go. Unfortunately, I can't shake that.
President: You have a chance to have people believe in you again. Right New York? (Crowd claps in agreement) Just make sure I'm doing the right thing by defending you.
Heyman: Yes, sir. (Heyman leaves the ring)
President: Enjoy the show. And as always, you think you've seen surprises last week. Watch what happens this week. It's gonna be some water cooler conversations tomorrow (Crowd laughs & cheers). Matter of fact, I think I'll do this next match announcement...Hey, Jimmy, do you mind I do this next match? (Lennon shakes is head in a "no" manner).
Hart: He's going to do that now?
Tenay: This is a rare moment in wrestling; the President himself will announce the next match when we return from commercial.
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Tenay: And we're back with the President still in the ring announcing the first match of the night.
President: Then this next match is a Contract Accepted match, win the match.... win a contract right here in MWC.
(Two strange people come down to the ring in matching black tights with dollar signs on them. One is more familiar than the other to the crowd)
President: Coming to the ring first.... in a combined weight of 548 pounds...Robert Roode & Thomas James, Money Market Inc! (Only some people cheer). And from right here in New York City, by way of Brooklyn...
("Yo, yo, yo...Pop your 40's & check your rollies...It's Cryme Tyme...Brooklyn, Brooklyn!" is heard over the speaker, the crowd yells in amazement as the tag team comes to the ring)
President: Shad Gaspard & JTG...Cryme Tyme!
Tenay: Another blockbuster, Cryme Tyme, a rookie tag team with a huge following in professional wrestling can potentially be the newest tag team in MWC if they win this match
Hart: Hey, Tenay, got any bling bling?
Tenay: (Says jokingly) I left it at home, Jimmy
Contract Accepted Match
Money Market Inc. (Robert Roode & Thomas James) v. Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG)
(As the match momentum is swinging in Cryme Tyme's favor...)
Tenay: JTG has James reeling off those solid right hands...but here comes Roode...
(Shad jumps in the ring...runs...and catches Roode with a big boot right across the face)
Tenay: Big boot by Shad connects!
President: That's a size 12 Timberland straight to the face, not pleasant at all...
Hart: And I don’t think that's ketchup coming out of his nose
(JTG tags Shad. Shad picks up James in Samoan Drop setup; JTG bounces off the ropes...)
Tenay: They call it the G9. That's tag team at it's finest.
Hart: There's 1...2...and the 3. Cryme Tyme welcome to MWC!
(President runs to the ring. He lifts both Shad & JTG's hands as the winners.)
JTG: Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.... YO! Where brooklyn at?! (Crowd screams in response) I said where Brooklyn at!? (Crowd gets louder) We are in MWC, and we will be your local hoodlums on Monday nights.
Shad: Just make sure to have your wallets ready...you know...just in case of a yard sale. ("Yo, yo, yo...Pop your 40's & Check your rollies...It's Cryme Tyme...Brooklyn, Brooklyn!" is heard over the speaker once again, The President raises their hand for a second time as the crowd approves)
Hart: If I were the vampire clan, I would be watching what's going on in the ring...a new tag team has come to take those titles
Tenay: Transylvania Express has enough on the table as there involved in two matches tonight. Kevin Thorn will face Sonjay Dutt later tonight but coming up next another preliminary match in the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship tournament as Gangrel is up next.
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Tenay: Before we went to commercial break, Molly Holly caught up with Transylvania Express on the earlier acquisition of Cryme Tyme & how it may effect their tag team title reign
(A vid is shown of Molly standing with Gangrel & Kevin Thorn)
Holly: What do you fellas think of Cryme Tyme in MWC?
Gangrel: Miserable heathens, they have no idea what they are getting involved with the Transylvania Express
Thorn: We welcome all comers...your desolate souls will be our sacrifice...you will succumb to the bloodbath
(Back at the booth...)
Hart: (In a hesitant voice) You don't think there going after everyone's soul...(Gangrel makes his way to the ring)
Tenay: No, Jimmy, but there pure evil if I ever seen it...It will sure be hard to detour the Transylvania Express their mind games. But this is the championship tournament; let's see whom our resident vampire will be facing ("But he's got the biggest balls of them all" starts on the speaker, the crowd stands up and cheers)
Tenay: So this is what Heyman means as colleagues. A former tag team champion nicknamed the "chair-swinging freak", Balls Mahoney has seen it all and been apart of it all
Hart: Wow, that's a huge dude, Tenay. They don't make wrestlers how they use to.
Tenay: This should be interesting. Both men are almost equal in size & experience.
Hart: I think Mahoney has more hair, though, so he edges him out there, daddio
Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Preliminary Match
Ganrgrel v. Balls Mahoney
Winner: Balls Mahoney by School Boy w/ tights
Tenay: Talk about fairplay, Gangrel grabs tights and attempted to cheat to win...Balls rolled through...and grab his tights for the win
Hart: Cheating yet creative
(Gangrel rolls out the ring, picks up a chair and tries to hit Balls with it...he swings and misses and Balls starts the 3 jab combination but instead of finishing with the wind-up he picks up the chair and cracks Gangrel with it in the skull)
Hart: This is why they call him the "chair-swinging freak"?
Tenay: Steel chair and a unconsious victim...yep, sounds about right.
Hart: Wow.
Tenay: He's advance into the tournament...(Listen's into his headset) and I’m getting word The President is coming to the booth for the next match
Hart: Just in time for the Evolution enforcer’s chance to advance in the tournament.
Tenay: It’s The President returning to the booth. It’s Ken Shamrock and
the Myspace.com Championship tournament coming up next!
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(Commercial for MWC World Premiere is shown…camera comes back and the President’s face is shown)
Hart: Welcome back Mr. President! There was a piece missing to our booth
President: Well I’m glad to be back I always enjoyed calling the action than being apart of it anyway (laughs but stops because of pain)
Tenay: Just in time Mr. President, we're ready for the next match...
(Shamrock comes through the curtain, the crown cheers)
Tenay: He is the Evolution enforcer, Ken Shamrock
President: A very talented man with a keen sense of submission tactics. Pick a body part, he most likely he can break it.
("Self High Five" plays...some cheer, some boo)
Tenay: A familiar face that I know, the master of the Diamond Cutter, Diamond Dallas Page
President: He's a legend in my book...that was enough reason to give me the opportunity to hire him. Forget Jay-Z, DDP is the original person throwing up the diamond.
Hart: He’s a general in that ring but so is Shamrock. This is gonna be a good one, daddio.
Tenay: Let's begin this last preliminary match in the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship tournament
Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Preliminary Match
Ken Shamrock vs. Diamond Dallas Page
Winner: Shamrock by submission
President: Shamrock wins! What a.... (Rated RKO theme music hits and they come running with chairs.) Dammit not again. (Screaming towards the ring) Shamrock, get out of there!
Tenay: You know Shamrock; he's not going without a fight.
(Shamrock high kicks Orton and then turn kicks Edge. Shamrock focuses on Orton and connects with repeated fists to the face. Edge tries to hit him with the chair.... Shamrock rolls out the way.... and hits Orton! Shamrock is getting cornered.... as he starts to back track, from behind Orton gets up and hits him with a chair…and as he falls forward, Edge lands a swinging chair to the face...)
Tenay: Double chair shot by Rated RKO...(Iceman music hits and he's running to the ring.)
President: Thank god...(Looks at the barbwire chair in his hand) Oh my god! Where did he get a barbwire chair?
Tenay: I don't know but it sure as hell got Rated RKO out the ring and away from more damage on Shamrock.
Edge: (With Jimmy Lennon Jr's mic) It's about making an impact, it's simple. (They walk back up the ramp and through the curtain)
Hart: What a match… until Rated RKO got involved.
President: There a true torn in my side. (Orton & Edge come from the curtain carrying chairs)
Tenay: (Frantic) No, not Right now? (Everyone at the booth stands up)
Edge: Well… well… well if it isn’t the President?
President: What do you want, you two?
Edge: Setting an example, shows you what happens when you cross us and put us in impromptu matches
(Orton pushes the President out the way…grabs Jimmy Hart)
Tenay: You can't go around giving conchairtos to people who don't obey rules to you!
Edge: Oh really, Mike. How about shut your trap!
President: How about you leave him alone
Orton: How about you stop picking on us. We’re not in 5th grade.
Hart: Listen guys, I don’t want to be a bother at all. Your cool cats.
Edge: Jimmy Hart, you've been the manager from the likes of Jim Neidhart, Bret Hart, hell even the great white hype, Hulk Hogan…But unfortunately... not here to help you! (Edge pushes Tenay out the way. Orton sets a chair on the announcer table, as Edge is pounding into Jimmy Hart's face. Orton raises the chair daring the President to jump in. He then places his head on the table and Edge connects with the conchairto!)
Edge: We run this show, Tenay. It's simple. Mr. President you have yourself a goodnight. (Rated RKO leaves)
President: Get me some damn help, go to commercial.
Tenay: (To Jimmy) Are you ok? Can you hear me?
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Tenay: We're back from commercial as we both have found out that Jimmy Hart is on his way to the local hospital. The third member of our annoucing team, President Tagliaern, is still here with us
President: (Upset) I never meant for this to happen I had no idea pairing those two on the same show could cause so much hassle.
Tenay: You had no idea Mr. President. What are you going to do in the meantime, as far as their demands…their claims?
President: Orton...Edge...you have cross the line. But I stand by my decision, you will not get a title shot at the Free-Per-View. But you will be in a match tonight. Heh, let's just say it will be in your best interest to win this match. We may not see you on Sunday if you don't.
Tenay: We have a bonus match for you as Sonjay Dutt & another Heyman acquisition challanges for the #1 contender spot for Iceman's
Evolution Nights Championship
President: This one is for Jimmy.
Tenay: (Super Crazy's music plays) And it seems like it's time to get a little crazy, President
President: (With a small smile) Super Crazy, huh?. This makes the Light heavyweight division very interesting. Let's see if he can move up in the ranks for our Evolution Championship.
(In the ring...)
Jimmy Lennon Jr. : And coming down to the ring, he's is the original playa from the himilaya...Sonjay Dutt!
(At the booth...)
President: So two light heavyweights trying to make a jump for Evolution Championship contention. This should be a good match. (Iceman music hits and the crowd goes crazy)
Tenay: And there's our champion, The Iceman himself Dean James. He's coming to the booth?
President: Welcome, young man. Tenay, this is the future of MWC.
Iceman: Thanks, mate. I see you've had it rough.
President: This is nothing; at least I don't have to challenge one of these men for that belt at World Priemeire
Tenay: And there's the bell...
#1 Contender Match - Evolution Nights Championship
Sonjay Dutt vs. Super Crazy
Winner: Super Crazy by pin
President: It looks like you will be facing the Loco Luchadore himself, Super Crazy.
Iceman: You, me, and World Premiere. I can fly too. (Raises the championship) But this belt is staying with me.
President: That's going to be a good match. Good luck, Iceman
Tenay: (Listens to his headset) I'm getting word now that we have Heyman's last signee with Molly Holly
(Holly is standing with the man called Raven)
Molly: Raven, another interview have crossed here in MWC again. What made you come here anyway?
Raven: Society has positioned our souls in a point we're important decision must be made in haste time. When I learned about Borash’s moonlighting from our other employer I decided to cease a opportunity to overthrow my influence in this hollow land called MWC
Molly: From your earlier interview, only available on MWC.com, you stated the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship is your goal but you have some unfinished business...but rumor has it you we're also seen coming out of the President’s office and a match was made which will take place tonight
Raven: I have nothing more to say on this current matter. I hope this human being has prayed to his savior because our destinies have cross. Some would say I will be representing our fearless leader but as I will take my walk into a war my future will become clear…the future is now, it is time.
Molly: Huh…Mike, back to you
(At the table...)
Icemant: (before he leaves, looking confused) What did he say?
Tenay: I'll explain it while we take this commercial break. Raven versus his challenger in the mai even...next!
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(Raven's music hits, the fans stand up and cheer as he walks down the ramp)
Tenay: There he is, Raven, he such a profound character but don't underestimate this man. He is a very experience wrestler who hasn't walked into a fight he doesn't think he can't win
President: Let me tell you about this man's past. He's a tough but very crafty individual, which makes it hard to fight against.
Tenay: But his opponent? Who is it?
(Edge’s music hits but he runs through the smoke, with chair in hand, to the ring to attack Raven)
Tenay: Edge? But what about the other "enigma" he mentioned
President: (smiling) Because I’m proving a point, I’m a nice guy but if you step on my toes expect to have your foot broken. This match is a hardcore match for Edge’s spot in the tournament.
Tenay: His spot?!
Main Event Challenge Match for a spot in the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship Tournament
Raven v. Edge
(As the match goes back and forth, Raven swings and misses with his discus punch and Edge connects with a chair for the second time in the match...Raven has already been busted open)
Tenay: Another chair shot! And here comes the spear…do you think it was a mistake Mr. President to put Raven into this?
President: Not at all, I like to see our wrestlers wanting to put their future in their own hands I have no problem with that…
(Edge runs…and misses…drop toehold into the chair…Raven slowly gets up…)
Mr. President: He’s loss to much blood, but he has his cane
(Raven swings and Edge rolls out the way…. turns to the crowd pointing to his head in a “I’m smarter than him” motion…)
Tenay: Real classy, Edge.
President: But mistake Numero Uno, never turn your back on your opponent.
(As the crowd cheers, Raven is standing behind Edge with his cane in hand…. Edge turns around a reacts as if he seen a ghosts…)
Tenay: Singapore Cane to the head! What a shot!
(Edge flips out the ring; his face beginning to trickle down blood as he tries to recover before Raven comes…Raven tries to grab Edge but he connects with a right to the face and Irish Whips Raven into the steel stairs)
President: Steel meets flesh! Very unpleasant
Tenay: Especially when your getting thrown into it.
(Edge picks up Raven...looks at the spanish announcer's table and sets him on top of it...)
President: No...he's not going to do what I think he's gonna do.
(Edge enters the ring and climbs the top)
Tenay: Only in MWC will you see Edge coming from the top rope and get ready for a splash..he's never done this before
(Edge jumps...Raven played possum!....Edge crashes & burns into the table...he's in a seizure-like uncoinsiousness..)
President: And you will never see him do it...
Tenay: Raven, looks for the quick rebound brings him into the ring (Orton comes from the curtain)but here comes Orton to save the day
President: (laughs) I don't think so...
(As Orton is right outside the ring Raven waits for him and Edge lies motionless...but as soon as Orton is about to jump in the ring a loug glass shattering noise is heard over the speaker...and the New York crowd erupts with the arrival of the Texas Rattlesnake...)
Tenay: (Standing up in disbelief) OH MY GOD! IT'S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! IN MWC!
President: (Standing up & clapping) Never underestimate the power of a President)
(Stone Cold makes his way to the ring and starts to slug it out with Orton...Raven stands in the ring in a state of shock, Edge wakes up and is still on the mat rubbing his eyes looking like he's in a dream...Stone Cold one-ups Orton with a right hand, grabs Orton by the head and starts repeated shots to the face onto the steel steps...as Orton heads bounces off the steps the crowd starts a "WHAT" chant in unison)
Tenay: This crowd is livid! What a following this man has in wrestling!
President: And he picks the perfect time to come to the ring!
(As Raven is still staring in amazement, Edge comes and low blows him. Edge pulls himself up...stands up in the corner and prepares for a spear... Stone Cold jumps in the ring and cuts off Edge's path... Edge turns around from Austin and starts to walk away and then comes back with a right....blocked!... Austin starts to give him repeated haymakers until...)
Tenay: Rights and lefts by Austin... kick to the gut.... Stunner! Stunner! He's just gave a Stone Cold Stunner to Edge...
(Raven & Stone Cold share a stare...but Austin leaves the ring...back to the ring as he walks up the ramp and two middle fingers high...)
President: Hey it's an oppritunity that's hard to pass up...
(Raven picks up Edge... Edge's body is motionless... but he gives him a
Raven Effect anyway... )
Tenay: Raven Effect with authority! 1... 2... 3... Raven wins! Raven wins! He's now going to World Premiere to compete in the semi-finals and a chance to be the first ever Myspace.com Wolrd Heavyweight Championship
President: Wow. What a finish. I couldn't even predict that match.
Tenay: The next time you will see us is at our first ever Free-Per-View...Myspace Wrestling Coalition presents World Premiere! Shamrock, Jericho, Gangrel & this man, Raven, will be there. See you Sunday, goodnight.
Results
Contract Accepted Match : Cryme Tyme defeats Money Market Inc.
Tournament Preliminary: Balls Mahoney defeats Gangrel
Tournament Preliminary: Shamrock defeats DDP
#1 Contenders Match (Evolution Night Championship) Super Crazy defeats Sonjay Dutt
Final Tournement Spot: Raven defeats Edge
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