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March 26, 2007
Bobcats Arena
Charlotte, North Carolina
MWC Reloaded Main Event - Jay Lethal defeats Super Crazy
(As the pyro finishes the old WCW Nitro intro music plays over the loud speaker and people start cherring, some saying "Thank You Russo" at the appearance of the Evolution GM)
Mike Tenay: Welcome to Evolution wrestling fans. We're here in Flair Country, Charlotte, North Carolina. On the night Raven & The Undertaker will sign the contract for Grand Festival, coming to the ring is the Evolution GM Vince Russo
President John Paul Tagliaern: Here's a man who's come to MWC with a purpose and after filling the hole Nick Hogan left he's turned MWC into the most viewed show in wrestling... he's even made a great main event between Raven & Batista to team against The Dream Team members APA
Tenay: Now Evolution is now Nick Hogan free, for the most part, but Vince is here; from what I hear is to make announcements for Grand Festival & for tonight
(Vince grabs a mic... looks around a bit first...)
Vince Russo: Earlier in the week, a few superstars Batista called friends we're fired and a snake in the grass was let back into MWC. The President, on a mission to "rid the company of Hoganitus" sat and made a false claim that these men we're traitors.
(At the booth)
President: And I've apologize for that and invited them
Tenay: And that snake in the grass happens to be Edge, but everyone deserves a second chance
(Back at the ring...)
Russo: For that, we at MWC Management would like to apologize and has reinstated all 6 men to come back to MWC as soon as possible. Now then, Edge you’ve run around here and made claim that you can be either one of the main champions in MWC and recently CM Punk was in a car crash and cannot make it to Grand Festival. So, ladies & gentlemen, Edge is the new #1 contender for the MWC Championship and will face Batista at the Festival. (Crowd cheers)
(At the booth)
President: That’s huge news. I woulda never thought of that...
(Back at the ring...)
Russo: Also, The Monster’s Ball match will now be contested for the newly created MWC Underground Hardcore Championship and, despite his injury, DDP will wrestle on April 8th
(At the booth)
Tenay: He’s in pain but I’ve never seen a fight DDP would walk away from
(Back at the ring...)
Russo: Now then without further ado,
("America's Most Hated" plays and the site of Assitant GM of Evolution puts a shock on everyone's face)
Russo: What the hell do you want Federline?
Federline: Don't get it twisted, Russo. I re-instated those guys. Not you, not the Prez, me.
Russo: Oh, ok so licking my mail counts these days
(The crowd laughs)
Federline: Whatever, Russo. By the way, I fired ya boy CM Punk.
Russo: You did what!?!
Federline: Yeah, that's right I fired his ass. You can't get injured when you have a major match coming up.
Russo: You fake punk ass Hollywood version John Cena knock-off, keep testing me.
Federline: What did you call me? Aight, I see how it is 'round here. Watch, one day I'mma bring my own army to this show and we'll see what's what around here. (Federline leaves)
President: His own army?
Tenay: I don't know what he means but that doesn't sound good
Russo: Anyways, it’s time for the first match which means(turns to Jimmy Lennon Jr.) Jimmy, I’ll call this one…. Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the flagship show of MWC here in Charlotte, Norh Carolina (Ring bell rings) the following match is a Tag Team Terror Battle Royale preview… a five-man battle royale featuring one member of each team involved in the match on April 8th introducing first
(As “Brooklyn, Brooklyn” plays, JTG jumps and bounces down the ramp while the crowd goes crazy)
Russo: One half of the Myspace.com World Tag Team Champions, representing Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, New York… JTG!
President: And as Vince makes the announcements we’ll be right back with this huge first match
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(As the commercial comes back Vince is gone but JTG, Domino, Scott Steiner, Matt Hardy & Gangrel are in the ring)
Tag Team Terror Battle Royale
JTG, Domino, Scott Steiner, Matt Hardy & Gangrel
(While Steiner goes after Matt, JTG slugs it out with Gangrel & Domino looks a little lost and tries to help Steiner
President: Steiner… huge clothesline to Matt Hardy… but he goes after JTG and now Steiner, Gangrel & Domino are stomping out JTG in the corner
Tenay: Numbers game, President, Steiner has aligned himself with Gangrel & Domino to overpower the one-half of the champs
President: Hey, being a champion does have its flaws
(Matt Hardy jumps into the fray in the corner and swings for the fences, hits Domino several times… throws him into the corner and lands the clothesline into a running bulldog… JTG starts to get a little upper hand on Steiner and is able to push him back out the corner… runs off the ropes and gets a Belly-to-Belly for his trouble…)
President: Steiner, the strongest in the match, has a huge advantage here against JTG
Tenay: Matt… trying to back up from getting hit by Gangrel… but he’s about to back up right into Steiner
(As soon as Gangrel swings, Matt ducks and Gangrel sends a elbow shot to the back of Steiner’s head)
President: That is one man you do not want to get angry
Tenay: Steiner grabs Gangrel… where did Domino comes from and Steiner and Domino elimate Gangrel
President: Adios!
(Domino talks a little to Steiner, starts to shake his hand but Steiner mashes him in the face and goes after JTG… and while Domino watches Steiner walk away he gets a bulldog…)
President: Steiner doesn’t make friends, hell, he doesn’t even really want to team with Bagwell but they will at Grand Festival
Tenay: You’ve said it, Steiner is a smart man, he may not be too cool with Buff Bagwell due to their past history in WCW but he does know there’s a chance he can win some tag team gold
(Steiner tries to catch JTG as he bounces off the ropes a few times… JTG finally jumps and lands a Spinning Back Elbow knocking Steiner down… tries to pick Steiner up… goes to throw him out)
President: JTG, you my boy but there is no way you throwing Steiner out
Tenay: JTG is pulling the tights but he won’t go over… strikes to the back… JTG off the ropes… Back body drop to JTG sends him out the ring
President: Adios, JTG
(Steiner starts to flex a little bit feeling proud he eliminated two men already)
President: What the hell? What a show off
Tenay: That’s Steiner for you but look in the far corner
(Domino is in the corner… gets the corner clothesline by Matt into the bulldog and catches Steiner with the clothesline on his way down… Matt picks up Domino and tosses him out the ring)
President: And then there we're two
Tenay: Scott Steiner & Matt Hardy are left who will win this preview match of the Tag Team Terror Battle Royale….
Next
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(Commercial comes back with Matt taking a beating in the corner by Steiner… Steiner grabs him and sends him flying with a Release Belly-to-Belly Suplex)
President: (As Steiner does his usual push-ups) I don’t think the fans can even help Matt now, Steiner is on a roll
(Steiner picks up Matt goes to the ropes and tries to push him over… Matt won’t go but Steiner hits with a few elbows to wear Matt down… bounces off the ropes and Shoulder Block sends Matt over the rope..)
Tenay: But Matt hangs on… he’s hanging on!
President: But Steiner, repeated shots to the face, God, their like getting hit with bricks
Tenay: Matt won’t budge… Steiner off the ropes probably looking for another Shoulder Block… but Matt low bridges him… Steiner is out! Steiner is out!
Winner: Matt Hardy
President: What a match! If this is any implication how the Battle Royale at Grand Festival is going to be… that means the re-union of the Hardyz means they will be champions again
Tenay: But this was only a preview, what will happen in the actual match at the Battle Royale?
(The camera shows Goldberg fixing his tape on his arms & lacing his boots)
President: Don’t forget later tonight in our first main event… as that man Goldberg battles Chris Jericho
Tenay: And APA of the Dream Team will face Batista & Raven... It's Dream Team versus Dream Team so don't go nowhere, Evolution will be back!
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(Commercial comes back with Vince Russo, Dean James & Raven in Russo's office talking about TNA)
Iceman: But they treat people like AJ Styles & Samoa Joe like under card stars, mate
Raven: That easy to conclude, Iceman, but it's a given fact that TNA is still a small portion of the wrestling world, there's alot of work to be done there
Russo: Your both right, but that is what we got for joining a Jeff Jarrett promotion, huh Raven?
(All three laugh as Goldberg walks in)
Goldberg: Yeah, your right... Good thing I pass them up to come here...
Raven: If it isn't my meniacal bare-headed friend, Goldberg
Goldberg: Hi to you to, Raven
Iceman: Goldberg
Goldberg: Iceman
Russo: What's your buisness here, Goldberg?
Goldberg: Just scoping out everyone and get a better feel for the place. I'm going to try and continue my streak here in MWC and I was looking at my... (looking towards Iceman & Raven)... future competiton and I wanted to know if I can get a match at Grand Festival
Russo: As far as your streak goes, Jericho is #2 tonight. I think he's been waiting for tonight, good luck. As far as the Festival, let me see what I can do.
Goldberg: Good. (Turning his head) Raven. Dean. (He leaves)
(As the camera comes to the ring Molly & Jemery Borash is in the ring)
President: Oh, brother we have Molly in the ring interviewing Jeremy Borash... I wonder what she's going to talk
Tenay: Molly faces Maria tonight for the Backstage Announcers position so this should be interesting...
(In the ring Molly is with Borash asking him questions)
Molly: So Borash, you know I have my match later with Maria for my covenant announcer's job with you... (with a evil look) who do you want to see win?
Borash: Ummm, you... of course... Molly
Molly: Good, cause we all know I'd kick her ass...
(Audience starts to boo)
Molly: SHUT UP, I don't know why we came to Charlotte anyways... doesn't the Bobcats play here...(crowd cheers,
some chant "let's go Bobcats")....right, right and when is the last time they won a championship..oops, my bad I coulda swarn they never one one maybe if y'all weren't such hicks they will
(Crowd boos, some get rude as one side of the arena is saying "Molly sucks" and the other side has a split of saying "WHAT" and "D***" )
Molly: No, we all know that's Maria's job... Cause that's the only reason her air-headed dizty self got here
(Maria music hits and she comes down to the ring with a mic in hand)
Maria: You know what Molly, No, I may not be the brightest person in the world but i know what kick your ass means
Molly: Then come on, bring it bitch!
President: I think I'm going to referee this match and have a closer look (takes off his blazer and reveals a referee uniform) adios, amigo!
Tenay: Well, looks like the President is going to evoke his will in this match and it starts now...
Backstage Interviewer Challenge
Maria vs. Molly Holly
(Maria is being dominated by Molly most of the match)
Tenay: Molly is not letting up! Maria can't even get up as Molly is pulling back on Maria's neck with her knee in her back and i wouldn't be surprised she gives up... and now Molly's hand is on the rope for more leverage...Mr. President get up and look at Molly
(As the President is stomach down on the mat asking Maria if she wants to give up he sees Maria start to tear and gets up, notices Molly's hand on the rope and...)
Tenay: A swift kick to Molly's arm by the President! Good, she deserves that.
(Molly stands up and gets in the face of the President)
Tenay: And now she's arguing with The President...wait Maria catches Molly pants....she rolls up for the School Boy and holding on to the pants....And the President is counting the 3... and looking into the air as if he doesn't see her holding the tights....ITS OVER! Molly is gone, Maria is hired!
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: Your winner ladies & gentlemen and new MWC Backstage Announcer for Evolution....Maria!
Tenay: (As Maria & the President walk up the ramp) There's our new more better announcer, Maria! And now Molly is on her knees in the middle of the ring looking like she's about to cry.
(The crowd starts to sing "Nananana... Nananana, hey hey hey, Goodbye!" and Molly starts to really cry, slowly gets up and gets out the ring...she holds her head down and walks up the ramp as the camera pans out to commercial)
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(After a few commercials promoting Grand Festival, another one comes up featuring Jericho)
Commercial Guy: The Evolutionary Moment of The Night brought to you by Madison Square Garden - The World's Most Famous Arena and home to Grand Festival Numero Uno
(Commercial shows Jericho & Edge losing the tag team titles and Edge & Jericho's faces when The Hart Foundation appeared )
Commercial Guy: That was the Evolutionary Moment of the Night... the Revolution will not be televised but the Evolution will!
(As commercials come back "Break the Walls" is playing and Jericho is coming down the ramp ,escorted by Edge and their greeted with an onslaught of boos)
President: Just like you seen in the video, its been rough since Edge's departure and it doesn't look like Jericho is liked very much in Charlotte
Tenay: I don't think he's liked anywhere due to his actions since being in MWC in the first place, and now it doesn't help his buddy Edge is back now
President: Don't remind me
("Invasion" plays and as Goldberg walks through the pyro he takes his usual power walk down to the ring)
President: He's come and made a statement since being in MWC
Tenay: Watching his match last friday was tough. I still feel bad for X-Pac
President: Yeah, I don't think X-Pac is going to signal Goldberg to "SUCK IT" anytime soon
Tenay: This match is happening due to the comments Jericho made on Friday calling him an Ape
President: Forget an ape, he looks like a bear that smells fish... and looking at his face, Goldberg is going to eat Jericho alive
Underground Friday Night Challenge
Chris Jericho w/ Edge vs. Goldberg
(In the beginning, both men circle the ring not breaking concentration on one another until Edge jumps on the apron. Goldberg goes to swing at him and as his back is turned Jericho hits a German Suplex Pin)
Tenay: Pin attempt...2 count
President: You can tell Jericho is trying to end this early... Jericho arguing with the ref
Tenay: And gets a clothesline for his trouble
(Goldberg picks him up and lands a Belly-to-Belly suplex... pin... 2-count)
Tenay: And Goldberg would like to continue his streak of ending matches early
President: I heard... his match with X-Pac only last 1:04...good god...
(As Goldberg picks him up, Jericho kicks Goldberg several times to release his grip... runs off the ropes, ducks one clothesline, ducks another, but as he comes back Goldberg lifts him high in the air for a One Man Flapjack...)
Tenay: What a landing!
President: Is your next suppose to twist like that
Tenay: I don't think so
(As Goldberg starts to prepare for the Spear, Edge jumps on the apron yet again... this time Bret Hart comes through the curtain, runs down to the ring and starts to slug it out with Edge)
Tenay: Bret & Edge are going at it... Goldberg is looking on, and laughing
President: I am too because Edge isn't doing much to defend himself... but look at Jericho he has a chair in hand
(Jericho swings and misses hitting Goldberg, Goldberg kicks him in the stomach...)
Tenay: Jericho is up... Jackhammer on Jericho... 1... 2... 3
President: It's all over
Winner - Goldberg
(Edge comes in the ring backs up right into Goldberg... Bret tries to run and clothesline him but Edge ducks out the way and Bret his Goldberg as Edge pulls Jericho out the ring)
Tenay: I don't think Bret meant to do that... and he's trying to tell him that
President: But Goldberg face looks like he's not in the talking mood
(Old Nitro music plays and its music to everyone's ears)
Tenay: Uh Oh, General Manager Vince Russo is out here and he doesn't look pleased
Vince Russo: (Stopping Edge & Jericho) You two are getting on my last nerves but see I just came up with a brilliant idea... Hey Goldberg you still want something to do with Grand Festival? You got it... It will still be Jericho to face Bret Hart but this time your special referee will be Goldberg!
Tenay: There we go! Someone who will call it down the middle
President: Yeah, I hope so for Jericho & Bret's sake
(Commercial)
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(Raven comes out looking as pissed as ever)
Tenay: There's Raven and that means it's time for our main even of the night. Look at his face, that man looks like a man possessed tonight
President: I don’t blame him. He still has to worry about Undertaker later in the contracr signing but I think he's facing Edge’s lackey’s tonight for no reason besides his own personal pleasure
Tenay: Raven prides off the fact that he’s a champion with actual morals but Edge has been a pain in his side since he’s been here and if it takes for the two champions in MWC to come together to take him out then so be it
("I Walk Alone" plays and Batista comes through the curtain)
President: And here’s the MWC Champion Batista who’s looking to piss off the NEW #1 contender a bit
Tenay: After Vince Russo made his announcement that Edge is the new #1 contender, Edge decided that he wants the Champ soften up a bit
President: An easy decision to make after hearing CM Punk was in the hospital for a sudden accident and won’t make it to Festival. Doesn't help Federline fired him either.
Tenay: I wonder who had something to do with that.
(APA comes down to the ring with Edge & Jericho following behind them)
Tenay: And there’s The Dream Team led by Edge.
President: The Dream Team. Really, who comes up with this?
Tenay: I’m guessing Edge.
President: (As APA come in the ring) Good lord.
(As everyone is in the ring Jimmy Lennon Jr. comes in to make the announcement introductions)
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: Welcome fight fans to another edition of Evolution Monday Nights. We’re in beautiful San Antonio, Texas for our main event of the night. To my left, team one; they are the champions of MWC… the MWC Champion, The Animal Batista!!
(a mix of cheers & boos come from the audience) And his partner, the leader of the Dark Ages and the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion Raven!! (The crowd cheers) and introducing team number two; they are multi-time tag team champions… significantly known as the World’s Most Dangerous Team and the members of the Dream Team Acolytes Protection Agency, better known as the A P A!!
Dream Team vs. Dream Team Main Event
APA (Dream Team) vs. Raven & Batista
(Bradshaw and Batista start it off as Bradshaw starts with a collar-elbow tie up pushing Batista into his corner)
Tenay: That’s the bad part of town… (As the Rudy Charles tells Bradshaw to back off) look at Faarooq hitting Batista in the chest…
President: It’s called numbers game, Tenay. Not much to be done if the ref isn’t looking.
(As Batista has his back turned, Bradshaw begins to ram his elbows into Batista’s lower back. Batista turns around and gets hit with a boot to the face.)
President: (As Bradshaw picks up Batista and puts him in the corner) I don't think Batista wants to be on that side of the ring
Tenay: (Brashaw tags out) With two men for hire like Bradshaw & Faarooq you never know what you'll get... repeated shots to the face by Faarooq and it looks like things are working well for the Dream Team
(Faarooq brings Batista back towards the middle of the ring... tosses him off the rope..)
President: Batista lands a Brashaw-style clothesline from hell... (As Batista sticks his middle finger towards Brashaw) let me re-phrase that, Batista lands a Clothesline From Hell
(Batista, as his foot his being held by Faarooq is pulled back but as both men get to a standing position Batista shifts his weight foward throwing Farooq into a Raven straight right fist)
Tenay: Great counter by Batsita. (Bradshaw comes in the ring, Raven points to Batista to look behind him) Here comes Bradshaw... Batista turns around... devistating Spinebuster by Batista..that echoed through the whole arena
President: What a nasty fall... This is my show so I can say this... I think he just shit himself
(Batista with no energy left crawls to Raven but Edge & Jericho jump on the apron....)
Tenay: Here comes Bret & the Anvil running to the ring... and the immediately go after Edge & Jericho
President: They look like their playing ring aroud the rosey...
(A familiar TNA like presence is felt over the crowd as The Instant Classic hits the arena)
Tenay: OH MY GOD! CHRISTIAN CAGE IS IN MWC! WHAT THE HELL!
President: THE DREAM TEAM HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE BIG BIGGER
(Cage runs down to the ring as he helps team up against the Hart Foundation who now is getting stomped out by Edge, Jericho & Cage... in the ring the APA is standing in the ring looking outside but now both Batista & Raven are behind them)
President: Hey APA, if I was you... I think I would turn around
Tenay: Faarooq & Raven are the legal men but what does it matter now... Batista & Raven turn the APA around.... Spinebuster to Bradshaw... Raven Effect to Faarooq (As Nick Patrick counts the 3) and there's the three count...
Winner - Batista & Raven
("Invasion" plays and everyone looks toward the entrance)
President: I think Evolution is about to get a little more exciting..
Tenay: Because the special ref is on his way to the ring
(Goldberg comes down the ramp... The Anvil gets a straight shot to the face... Bret comes and gets a Shuffle Side Kick to the ribs... Christian runs and gets a Back Body Drop...)
Tenay: He's cleaning house... Edge & Jericho get a double clothesline... nothing but chaos has broken out here...
(Vince Russo appears at the ramp)
Vince: Hey... HEY DAMMIT! EVERYONE CHILL OUT! The Dream Team can get the hell out! You lost, bye bye, sorry, try again... Batista congrats but you can leave, thank you for coming... Hart Foundation...
Jimmy Hart: (Out of nowhere) I'm coming, there going, we're outtie daddio. Later.
Vince: What the? Hey, Jimmy when are you coming back to work? Hey, hey you... you better come back.. I'll send your ass back down douth we're your mouth came from. As for you Raven, sit tight I think you might wanna stay we're you are...
Tenay: The contract signing is next. It's Raven & the Undertaker... in the same ring.. next!
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(As commercials come back, the ring has been redone to represent an office, Vince Russo is in the ring with Kevin Federline holding the contract)
Vince Russo: The masses here in Bobcats Arena it's been an exciting night and it's not over yet. Raven congradulations on your win but now it's time to get down to buisness.. So without any more interruptions... please introduce Raven's opponent.... The Undertaker
(Light's go off... "Ministry" plays and the Deadman is seen at the ramp)
President: There he is, Tenay. The man who's defeated them all
Tenay: The Deadman, The Phenom, The Leader of the Ministry, The Legendary Undertaker!
President: I can't even count the number of superstars who's fallen to this man greatness
Tenay: A ring general, a veteran, he's become the plateau of what to beat in wrestling to call yourself a superstar
President: It's a big task ahead for Raven
(Back in the ring...)
Russo: Now then, you men understand what this is (As Federline puts the contract on the table). Your not signing your life away, even thought I don't think there's much life or soul left in either one of you...I'll give it to you, Taker, being the challenger
(Taker takes his pen, looks at the contract....then looks at Raven and rolls his eyes back... looks down again and signs the contract)
Russo: And Raven (as he pushes the contract over the table) its your turn
(Raven skims the contract... looks at Taker for a brief minute and the crowd is going crazy for it... and he signs it)
Russo: It's done... the mat..(Raven pulls the mic away from Vince)
Raven: Taker, as you sit there and bask in your own old glory you will realize on April 8th that you've fornicated on the idea of "fear" for the last time. No longer will mere men fall to you presence, I will be the one & only one to uncover the darkness and expose the fear of others. At Grand Festival, I will seemingly become the literary figure David and you will be overthrown as you will become the fallen Goliath
Federline: What? Dude wha....(Taker takes the mic away from Undertaker)
Undertaker: Raven, you forget that those mere men you speak of we're as tall as Goliath, strong as Hercules, and as fast as Apollo. Do not compare me to a god or a figure of fiction. I'am the Grin Reaper, with Sith in hand and my book in the other I will expose those who time has come... and as I look in my book, it says this is your last ride (As the crowd finishes its applause) So ask yourself Raven, what do you want on your tombstone?
Raven: Here lies the man who led the Dark army into battle... and KILLED THE PHENOM
(Raven jumps over the table and lands a shot to Taker's face... Raven grabs Taker and attemps a Raven Effect but he can't pull back... Taker lifts Raven in the air and while holding him, adjust his position on his shoulders and...)
Tenay: LAST RIDE! LAST RIDE THROUGHT THE TABLE ON RAVEN!
President: I don't think Raven is moving...
Tenay: Me either... Undertaker has made a statement to Raven... (As Undertaker makes the motion of a belf around his waist) At Grand Festival, you will be on your last ride and I will become Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion
President: But will he do it and win his first title in MWC?
Tenay: We will find out at Grand Festival ladies & gentlemen, for President Tagliaern, I'm Mike Tenay... Goodnight!
Jay Lethal defeats Super Crazy
Tag Team Terror Battle Royale : Matt Hardy defeats JTG, Scott Steiner, Domino, Gangrel
Goldberg defeats Chris Jericho
Backstage Interviewer Challenge - Maria defeats Molly Holly / Molly terminated
Batista & Raven defeats APA
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