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Evolution Monday Nights
Feburary 27, 2007
San Diego, California
(A vid is shown of Sunday night's World Premiere free-per-view, bits & pieces of the matches are shown with the last part showing Raven sitting on top of the ladder holding the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship. No pyro as the arena is silent)
Mike Tenay: Mike Tenay & The President here on a special Tuesday night edition of Evolution as we wait for the arrival of our new Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion...
(Raven's music hit and the crowd is out their seats)
President JP Tagilaern: There he is...Raven...but where's the title? & what's that black bag he has?..
Tenay: No idea...but i know one thing this man fought tooth & nail just to get to where he is now
President: I agree, there's no better deserving person than Raven to have that title (confused) which is no where to be found on him (Raven is in the ring & is given a mic)
Tenay: We'll let's see what he has to say...
Raven: I told everyone my destiny was to win the biggest prize in this company... I came to MWC not for the hype, not for the steriotypical nay-sayers out there saying Raven isn't a model champion (The crowd claps). Everything in this world is politics & gossip, and i refuse to be sucked into a media blitz about why i left TNA to come here. Turn on your TV on Thursday nights and see if you can see my apperance....of course you can't because I'm not there....(Tenay: Wrestlers are very underused there but i couldn't say that on air there but freedom rings in MWC)...I was shown in the rafters in my usual preferred seating almost every week. Now i'm a footnote in TNA history because Zybysko was another defeated adversary who lost some hair...
President: That match was classic, Zybysko is such an ass.
Raven: Like a vulture to his prey, I took the liberty to follow Borash to this company, inserted myself in a historic tournament and became champion...so for your misuse of talent TNA... Thank you. (The crown cheers) What everyone is probably wondering where is my new found belt? Well, in this bag is something I came up with after listening to you my good friend (pointing to Tenay)
Tenay: (points at himself) Me? What did i say?
Raven: Yes, Mike you. See there was one thing that stood out that you said about me that i was never called before ...and that's the Leader of the Dark Ages. And for that (going in the bag) it's the beginning of a new era, (shows belt & the arena spotlight shines on the belt) ...I AM THE LEADER OF THE DARK AGES....THIS IS THE DARK AGES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE NEW ERA IN MYSPACE WRESTLING COALITION HAS BEGUN!!....IT"S MY TIME AND I WILL OVERRULE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS COMPANY
President: Wow, what a proclimation. He's single-handedly left this crowd speechless..(Edge music hits, him & Lita make their way to the ring) Here comes Mr. Investor, the new tag team champion
Edge: I have a new belt too, you like? (open's his jacket and shows the Tag Team title) But this isn't why I'm out here (turns to the crowd) Shut up!....Raven, you can change the color, the shape, hell you can make it into a hat...that's still the richest prize in this company and i want it now....(They face each other until Stone Cold comes out and the crowd cheers)
President: What the hell?
[Brief note...during Austin's speech you will constantly see ("") for the crowd repeatedly saying WHAT & Hell Yeah]
Stone Cold: Now, I can come in there and stop a mudhole into both of y'all and walk it dry (Crowd cheers) But I've taking a liking to Raven...and that's mostly cause you like drinking as much as Stone Cold does...give me a hell yeah ("Hell Yeah") Now, as far Edge goes, you suck ("WHAT") I said he sucks ("WHAT") he blows ("WHAT") Lita blows ("WHAT" [Some say "cock"]) he...
Edge: (cutting him off) What is your point out here Austin?
Stone Cold: My point ("WHAT) my reason ("WHAT") my predicament ("WHAT") We'll it's simple.... I can do anything I want....but the real reason is I found out who Enigma is...
Raven: He's why I came to MWC....he's my unfinished buisness
Stone Cold: He's this guy....(Jeff Hardy comes out) Yeah, Enigma is Jeff Hardy ("WHAT") A Hardy boy ("WHAT") Team extreme ("WHAT")...(Jeff Hardy comes next to Stone Cold)
Jeff Hardy: You can't let what happen in TNA go can you?
Raven: NO
Hardy: Then fine me & you can finish this, but i want a title shot
Edge: (Irate) Not in your lifetime you little punk. Maybe you've fallen off of too many ladders & landed into too many tables. I said he's mine.
Stone Cold: Edge, that sounds gay("WHAT") fruity ("WHAT") rainbow-like ("WHAT")
Edge: Shut up!, Raven we made a deal... your mine...(Orton comes to the stage)
Tenay: It's sure is getting crowded out here.
President: Who you tellin'?
Randy Orton: Edge, let's not forget Stone Cold is also on our elimination list
Edge: Very true Randy, but i want my shot with Raven now!
Orton: Even thought I would also love a title shot, Stone Cold you've crossed my path too much. I said I can easily end the legend of Stone Cold. Matter of fact, let's do that....me & you tonight
Stone Cold: Tonight ("WHAT") this evening ("WHAT") after sundown ("WHAT")...sure i didn't bring my trunks but either way I can still kick your ass
(Jericho comes into the arena...)
Jericho: Two words ass clowns... (as the crowd boos)...re...match...RKO means nothing to me....i want gold...i deserve a rematch
President: I've had enough......(stands up and gets a mic) All of you are giving me a headache and as far as that title goes the only person who has a legal bind to have a match against Raven is Jericho....as far as the rest of you we're going to have a match tonight....it's gonna be Jeff Hardy, Edge, Randy Orton and Stone Cold in a Four Way Dance #1 Contender's Match for our next Free-Per-View....Raven & Chris Jericho your match will be later tonight...for the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship...now go get ready for your matches...
Tenay: Blockbuster speech by the President....Raven, Jericho II and the Charismatic Enigma, the Rated R Superstar, the Legend Killer & the Texas Rattlesnake in a #1 Contender's match all tonight but up next it's a match for the newly crowned MWC Light-Heavyweight Champion, it's Jack Evans versus Sonjay Dutt
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Tenay: And we're back on Evolution. Last night was a crowning achievement for Jack Evans who won the light heavyweight title in the first ever World Open Call Battle Royale
(as Tenay & the President talks, clips of the match are shown)
President: What a match, where Jeff Hardy, Sonjay Dutt, the surprise guests Evans & Tajiri and even Super Crazy came out to say hi
Tenay: It was just another historic match in the books for MWC. In the end, Jack pulled off...
President: (cutting him off) The soon to be legendary finishing move, the 650 splash...(Jack makes his way toward the ring) he single- handedly brought fans to watch Wrestling Society X just to see if the impossible has been done and ushering in the hybrid mix of hip-hop break dancing & free form wrestling...it's a work of art
Tenay: Your enthusiasm should basically tell everyone this kid is something to watch.
(Sonjay Dutt comes to the ring with determination on his face)
President: Here's the unfortunate victim of that 650 splash, Sonjay Dutt
Tenay: He's looking for a little redempion after he & Evans we're the last in the ring. This is the rematch...
MWC Light-Heavyweight Championship Match
Jack Evans (c) vs. Sonjay Dutt
(They've been back and forth all match until....)
Tenay: Evans is looking like he's being taken to school
President: Truly just living off the hype and capitalizing on having the gold...
(Sonjay has him in the corner....runs and attempts a monkey flip but Evans moves & jumps out the ring onto the apron. Sonjay catches himself on the turnbuncle and jumps off as Evans springboards...Sonjay catches a standing dropkick to the chest...)
President: Hindu Press time...
(Sonjay is on the top rope preparing to jump....taunts to the crowd a little...jumps...but Evans played possum, Sonjay misses)
Tenay: Great move by Evans.....Sonjay is trying to get up....shining wizard by Sonjay
President: Where did that come from?
Tenay: 650 splash connects
President: The sickest move in wrestling...(As Hebner counts to 3)...and it gives him another win, he's still living the dream
Tenay: But he's proving this is no dream, Jack Evans is the real thing
(The camera is backstage with Cryme Tyme & Jeremy Borash)
Borash: Hey Cryme Tyme, are you ready for you match against Translyvania Express?
JTG: (Ignoring him) OK, got your garlic?
Shad: Check
JTG: Your metal spike?
Shad: Check
JTG: You ready?
Shad: Hell yeah, i'm mad hungry
JTG: What?
Shad: I thought we was going to the pizza shop (crowd laughs)
JTG: Nah, we got a match with the vampires
Shad: Oh, iight, let's go
Tenay: (As the camera follows them to the ring) It's Cryme Tyme versus Transylvania Express when we come back.
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("Yo, yo, yo...Shad Gaspard & JTG...It's Cryme Tyme....BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!)
President: (As JTG hops around in the camera) And here comes Evolution's newest tag team Cryme Tyme
Tenay: I brought my bling this week (Pulls out a small chain)
President: Nice, i would show you mines but I don't want to blind you...I haven't set up your insurance for working here yet(Pulls out his cell)
Tenay: Thanks, I think i need my....you haven't what?!?
President: I'm kidding Tenay (Speaks into his cell) Make sure my staff is covered..
(Light go dark and Gangrel & Thorn make their way to the ring)
President: The former tag champs look pissed
Tenay: I would too if Lita got involved in my whole match which cost me the World Tag Team titles
President: A ref's decision is final...but i'm not blind that's why they have this #1 contender's match to name the date they wanna face Rated RKO...they just have to beat Cryme Tyme
Tenay: Easier said than done
#1 Contenders Tag Team Match for the Myspace.com World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) vs. Transylvania Express (Kevin Thorn & Gangrel)
Winner: Cryme Tyme - G-9 to Gangrel, JTG pin
President: What a match...wait here comes Thorn from the outside with the god forsaken kane
(Thorn swings and misses a head shot to JTG, he spins around and Shad...)
Tenay: Big Boot to the face of Thorn...
President: (Looking out to the crowd as if Shad hit a home run) Wow, where did his head go... That had to be a grand slam...San Diego Padres' style
Tenay: (As JTG grabs a mic) JTG has a mic and i think he has something to say
(In the ring...)
JTG: Yo , yo , yo , yo , yo......What's really good? (Crowd cheers) Let's see we won
Shad: Right!
JTG: We beat the vampires
Shad: Right!
JTG: We name our spot
Shad: Right!
JTG: Let's make it...MWC Grand Festival...Let it roll off the tongue Grand Festival...like...what that lion say in the commercial?
Shad: Ricardo Montibal or something...
JTG: Whatever.....it's the free-per view off all free-per-views...the big show in about....times 3...carry the 2...divide the 1
Shad: It's like 40 days. (Crowd laughs)
JTG: I was gettin' there...40 days Rated RKO...don't lose them by then
Shad: (Laughs) They could be stolen by then (Cryme Tyme music hits as they leave the ring, the crowd cheers as they leave)
President: Cryme Tyme with a smart decision they didn't take the shot right away but the guarantee themselves having a match at Grand Festival...
Tenay: It's shaping to already be a great free-per-view
President: And I didn't even book for the free-per-view before it
Tenay: We be right back ladies & gentlemen with the first main event of the evening.
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President: We're back and ready for main event #1
Tenay: The #1 contender for the match at the next free-per-view
(Jeff comes out first with the usual pyro)
President: As Raven calls him, here comes Enigma
Tenay: The Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy...he said he was going to make his name known. It's time to move from the mid-card status to main events and here he is fighting for a chance at the big one
President: He wins this the fued will continue with him and Raven
(Rated RKO's music plays as they enter's the arena)
Tenay: And there's are the World Tag Team Champions, Randy Orton & Edge
President: Orton has been to the top before winning the World Heavyweight Championship in WWE & Edge has won the WWE Championship twice
Tenay: But there a tag team, will they co-exist or will they turn for the pride of the title shot?
President: I think Orton is just looking for a reason to get his hands on Stone Cold
Tenay: It won't be a one-on-one match because here he comes...
(Glass shatters as Stone Cold comes to the ring)
Tenay: ...the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
President: I don't even think he cares about the title either...it's Orton he wants
Tenay: He can get revenge on Orton & win a title shot...sounds like fair trade to me
President: (Jimmy Lennon Jr. enters the ring) And there's Jimmy, and he looks like he's ready for the announcement of this match
Jimmy Lennon Jr.: Welcome fight fans to your first main event of the night. This is the match for the number one contender's match against Raven for the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship...Introducing first... to my left he is known as the Charismatic Enigma, a former WWE Intercontinental Champion, WWE European Champion, a multipule time WWE & World Tag Team Champion...he is Jeff Hardy!...to my right, he is known as the Legend Killer defeating such legends as Mick Foley, Shawn Micheals & Triple H, a former World's Heavyweight & Tag Team Champion and one-half of your current Myspace.com World Tag Team Champion...Rated RKO Member Randy Orton! (crowd boos)... in the other corner...he is the other member of Rated RKO & is known as the Rated R Superstar, a decorated WWE Tag Team Champion & former WWE Champion....he is the other half of your Myspace.com World Tag Team Champions...Edge...(crowd boos)...and finally in front of me, the Texas Rattlesnake, former WWE Champion & Tag Team Champion...Stone Cold Steve Austin!
#1 Contender's Triple Threat Match for Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship
Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton vs. Stone Cold vs. Edge
(Stone Cold starts controlling the match)
President: Rights & left's by the rattlesnake...clothesline to Edge...tosses Orton into the corner....
Tenay: Mudhole stomping to Orton....Jeff running, Stone Cold moves, standing dropkick to the face on Orton...
(Stone Cold irish whips Jeff into the opposite corner...)
Tenay: The daredevil Jeff runs up the turnbuckle...Whisper in The Wind by Jeff...Spear by Edge....
President: Out of no where....Orton...Orton is letting Edge get the pin?
Tenay: Rated RKO is a tight group...(ref counts to three).. for now...but sooner or later Orton will have
his shot but not as long as Edge is seemingly controlling things
President: (Orton raises Edge's hand) But look at Orton's face, he's not going to be second fiddle to Edge for long
Tenay: But for now everything is cool in Rated RKO land...(Stone Cold gets up)
President: Kick to the gut....Orton blocks the stunner...
(Edge attempts a spear but spears Orton instead as Stone Cold sidesteps him. Stone Cold turns Edge around...)
Tenay: Stone Cold Stunner to Edge! It look like he snapped his neck
President: That match didn't solve anything but I'm going to solve it just give me by the end of this night.
Tenay: What's your plan?
President: I don't know yet but it's going to end all of this. But up next, the invitational match for the Story Of A Champion spot at Grand Festival
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(A vid is shown showing classic wrestling tables, ladders & chairs matches featuring matches including Edge, Jeff Hardy & Chris Jericho)
President: It's a concept like no other...a tables, ladders & chairs match....laid out all over the
ring....suspended above the ring is 3 brown envelopes...in it a guranteed title shot whenever you want in one of them...you go to the top and choose one envelope & show it to the ref...if it's a contract you win...it can only be called The Story Of A Champion Match
Tenay: And one of these two men will go and face 3 other men in that match...
(Kane's fire erupts & he comes out...mad as usual)
President: Hellfire & brimstone....he is Kane
Tenay: Looks like he's in a foul mood....as usual
(Rodney Mack makes his way to the ring)
President: And so does Rodney
Tenay: The master of the Blackout submission is looking to further make his mark in wrestling...
Story Of A Champion Invitational Match
Kane vs. Rodney Mack
Winner: Kane by Pin
Jimmy Lennon Jr: Your winner he's the (Rodney gets up and attacks Kane)
President: What the? Someone's a sore loser
(Rodney lands several rights to Kane's face...he bounces off the ropes but Kane catches him by the throat)
President: Goozle!
(Kane lifts him up but this time...Chokeslam to the arena floor!)
President: Is it safe to say Rodney Mack was just chokeslammed to hell?
Tenay: Pretty much.
(As Kane prepares to have the fire explode, the arena plays "I like to introduce myself...")
President: I know that music (As the person comes through the curtain the crowd boos) It's Kevin frikin' Federline!
Tenay: And Johnny Nitro...what the hell are they doing here..(Heyman comes out the curtain)..Heyman, I should've known
Kevin Federline: What up, cali! (The crowd boos) It's alright I don't like y'all either...listen i just signed a one night deal with Paul Heyman which gives me a shot at the light-heavyweight title at Grand Festival in New York
Johnny Nitro: And I've gotten a deal to get a shot in the Story Of A Champion Match, which I guess I'll be seeing you there Kane. (They all leave)
Tenay: WHAT?!? Did they just say they signed deals...Kevin Federline signed a wrestling deal??
President: He beats John Cena by fluke and now he's a thinks he's a professional wrestler all of a sudden
Tenay: I told you Heyman is always up to something
President: Either way, Kane is invitee number one in the Story Of A Champion Match but I'm going to find out what Heyman is cooking up...(The President leaves)
(A split camera is shown of Raven carrying his belt & Jericho tightening his arm tape)
Tenay: In the meantime. It's Raven... It's Jericho....Round II up next.
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(As the show comes back the President is in Heyman's office, the President & Heyman is in a heated arguement)
Heyman: But you gave me the hiring power
President: For it to be cleared by me at least
Heyman: Johnny Nitro is a phenominal kid...I can't see anything wrong there
President: It's not Nitro, it's Kevin Federline...why Federline?
Heyman: Publicity. Throwing Britney's former husband, Kevin Federline in this match can draw more viewers that we've ever imagined
President: (Thinking) So Nitro is full-time & Federline is one night....What if he wins the title?
Heyman: He stays until he loses it
President: I hope you know what your doing (He leaves)
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(A vid is shown of Sunday night's World Premiere free-per-view match with Raven & Jericho with the last part showing Raven sitting on top of the ladder holding the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship.)
Tenay: It's the rematch we've been waiting for all night...Welcome back Mr. President
President: Quick announcement, Johnny Nitro your under contract as of Grand Festival, it also states you are guranteed a match for the Evolution Night Championship...so come next week to Evolution and we'll make you a special guest referee for the title match between DDP & Iceman Dean James. Oh, and Mike do you remember i said i will figure things out by later tonight with Orton & Austin?
Tenay: Of course, I'm sure it's on everyone's mind at home
President: Then it's simple. It's Orton's favorite Legend vs. Legend Killer fight but the added twist is suspension for the loser
Tenay: Wow, A Legend vs. Legend Killer Suspension Match??
President: Yep, the loser is suspended from Evolution until I clear them off of reserves, I think some people need a breather...
Tenay: But what about the tag titles?
President: Oh, Edge will have to reliquish the championships...unless he can find a replacement for Orton
Tenay: That's huge news, Mr. President.
President: As for Raven versus Jericho, this is like Ali & Frazier, Marciano & Louis, Tyson & Holyfield...this is gonna be huge!
(Jericho enters first, pyro and all, the crowd boos as he makes his way down the ramp)
Tenay: Chris Jericho said earlier tonight that he wants gold and that he deserve's a rematch, here's his chance
President: This may be his last shot at the top. He refused Rated RKO's help, which makes him very corageous but can our cocky friend win his well deserved rematch?
(Lights go out as Raven makes his way to the ring)
President: Dark Ages World Champion or Myspace.com World Heavyweight Champion, either way he's on top of the totem pole again....
Tenay: And I don't think he's going anywhere. Jericho has alot on his plate, he better pull out all the stops tonight
President: Yeah, cause if he don't it's going to be hard to get another shot
Dark Ages World Championship Match (Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship)
Chris Jericho vs. Raven (c)
(The match starts with a collar-elbow tie up....both men are equal in strength....But Jericho locks in a headlock and tosses Raven off the ropes...)
Tenay: Beautiful Drop Toe Hold by Jericho
President: Raven didn't like that
(Raven now latches in a headlock and tosses Jericho off the ropes...)
Tenay: And there's a Drop Toe Hold by Raven
President: (Singing) Anything you can do i can do better
(Jericho is pissed....he jumps up and slaps Raven which causes him to go ballistic with right's to the face...)
President: Don't go toe-to-toe with Raven, this haymakers are like bricks
(Raven bounces off the ropes but Jericho lands a standing dropkick.....he picks up Raven and tosses him into the corner..)
Tenay: A splash by Jericho....into a standing enziguri
President: Jericho isn't playing tonight
(Jericho goes to the top...waits...but misses the missle dropkick....As the crowd starts chanting his name, Raven starts picking up momemtun landing repeated clotheslines...comes up to Jericho with a few more shots..)
Tenay: Discus clothesline by Raven
(Raven sets Jericho's head up in the second rope...runs off the opposite rope...)
President: Wow, he just sat on his neck while the rope is on his throat. The champion isn't here to play tonight.
(Raven attempts to pick up Jericho....but catches a dropkick to the knees...he then puts Raven a Single Leg Crab...)
President: He's trying to weaken his legs for that Walls of Jericho
Tenay: And that Half Boston Crab is a perfect way to soften anyone up....repeated knee into the canvas shots by Jericho...Raven is going to be cripple if this continues....we'll be right back
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(As the camera comes from commercial, Jericho is still working on Raven's legs as he has him in a figure-4 leglock)
President: During the commercial Raven managed a small comeback
Tenay: But once again, the dropkick to the legs slowed Raven down which is where we are now
(The crowd tries to chant Raven's name to get him pumped up.....Raven is struggling due to the pain)
President: If he can turn his legs he can reverse the hold..
Tenay: And he does, but Jericho won't tap....Raven lets it go and starts to stomp on Jericho..
(Raven picks Jericho up tosses him off the ropes, Raven bounces off the opposite and as the collide he lands a Reverse Back Elbow to Jericho's chest)
President: Now Raven's cooking. It all buisness, he's not playing games with Jericho tonight
Tenay: He sure isn't. Jericho on his knees...oh, some challanger now he's begging
(Jericho leads Raven in and pushes him to the ref)
President: Great, the ref is down
(As Raven tries to recover the ref & himself, Jericho goes outside and grabs a chair)
Tenay: Perfect time to cheat.
(Jericho comes in and tries to hit Raven with the chair but he ducks....Raven kicks him in the gut which makes him drop the chair...he moves the chair in a good position on the mat, takes a quick look at the ref..)
Tenay: (As the crowd looks in shock) Oh my god! Evenflow DDT on Jericho into the chair....and Jericho is busted open
President: Cheating doesn't pay...Raven kicks the chair out the ring....and here comes the ref (3 count as Raven stands)
Tenay: It's over. Raven wins. He retains the title.
(Edge music plays and Raven turns to the ramp)
President: Damn, can the man enjoy his win. (Edge comes out with Lita, he has a mic)
Edge: Congradulations are in order. (Sarcastically claps) That's great...but at the next free-per-view your gonna regret messing with the Rated R Superstar...
President: (at the booth) And it's uniquely called Rites To Passage, another pit stop on the Freeway to the Festival....
Tenay: At Rites To Passage (as Raven holds up the belt) it will be Edge vs. Raven for the Myspace.com World Heavyweight Championship...until next week goodnight!
Results:
Jack Evans defeats Sonjay Dutt - Evans still champion
Edge defeats Randy Orton, Stone Cold & Jeff Hardy
Cryme Tyme defeats Translyvania Express
Kane defeats Rodney Mack
Raven defeats Chris Jericho - Raven still champion
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